#people trying to convince me arwen isn't giving

[laneynoir]

A few quotes from my brother during RotK:

Opening scene: "what the? Oh I thought he was going to eat the worm."

"Oh so its his fault"

Sam: not before mister Frodo's had somthing to eat.

"Sam's got his priorities straight. Oohh do we still have some of your lambas bread? Wait not I ate it"

"Pippin is smoking weed, I want some."

As Eowyn gives Aragorn the drink:

"Eowyn is driving him isnt she?"

Me refusing to tell him who the "she" Smeagol is

Him: "its you isn't it? Your going to eat the hobbits."

Gandalf sleeping with his eyes open:

"Creepy fucker."

(Jokingly)"Aragorn and Legolas are gay"

"Haha 'You smoke to much' "

*arwen seeing her vision* *Oh she's hallucinating"

"Is that baby Aragorn? Oh no, the old guy's Aragorn"

"disrESPECT TO THE BOOK? HOW do you still like her? You stabbed me for dropping yours!"

*Gandalf telling pippin not to say anything* "oH so THAT'S why you say that to me"

*Denthor insulting Aragorn* "oh fuck this guy, Aragirns the one running around t;e wolrf protecting your fatass"

"Oohh the dead city is cool, it looks like that picture you drew"

"DAMNIT FRODO!" (×10)

"I like Farimir, he seems cool"

"I want a job where I just sit around drinking and set fire to shit"

"Come on Théoden, dont be a loser"

"Oh good hes not a loser"

(The ring dangling infront of Gollum/Smeagol) "grab it and run Gollum!"

*Gollum trying to convince Frodo that Sam eants the ring* "Fuck you buddy, Smawise just wants his potatoes and to snuggle with Frodo"

*Denthor saying he wished Farimer had died and Boromir lived* "Well somebody sure is loosing the perant of the year award" "he's sending him to his DEATH, yes Pippin, that is exactly my face right now"

"Oh come on Sam! Hit him harder! Kick him off the edge"

"Frodo- your going to trust the thing that tried to kill you over Sam?! SMEAGOL NEVER MADE YOU SOUP!"

"... I am done with this tomato eating son of a headghog and orc mutantv

"Merry, you nearly stabbed Eowyn!"

"I feel like Aragorn is the perfwct mix of stupid and brave"

"Théoden isnt even her real sad and he's still better than Denny dude."

"Noooooo I wamt to see Èowyn fight!"

"Ooooh its a ghost king. I thouht hey were just people living underground."

"I think the reason you don't date is because you need a guy like Legolas, or Aragorn. Èomer is also a candidate."

*as Gandalf knocks Denthor out* "YES! GO GANDALF!"

"TEELLLL ME WHO THE "SHE" IS! IS IT GOLLUMS GIRLFRIEND? DOES SHE HAVE CUSED JEWLY THAT MAKES HER EAT HOBBITS?"

"How many watts does that star pack?"

"I like Grond"

"So... Your saying Rohan has the most horse power?"

"Oh yeah, because Farimir hasn't gine through enough shit, lets burn him alove!"

"Go Gandalf! Smack the fucker!"

*Èowyn battling which king* "But since shes not a man dies that mean she might acctually kill him?"

*Legolas kills the Oliphant and slides down the trunk* "yeah no, you just need to date an elf"

*as the forces of Mordor suround them* "Wait does Legolas die?"

(Here is where I admit that I told him that Legolas, Aragorn, and Frodo die.)

"NO- WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WATCH THIS?"

"Good aim Sam."

"The Eagles are here!"

"Frodoooooo whyyyyy"

*Aragorn fighting troll thing* "Kill my boy and see what happens..."

"YOU LIER! IT GOLLUM THAT GOES OVER THE CLIFF WITH THE RING"

(at this point I did get a book thrown at my head)

"YOU- THE BIRDS SAVE THEM!"

(Insert me convincing him that the reason that the lighting is weird when Frodo wakes up ids because they all died in the battle)

*the coronation* "Aw Farimir and Èowyn can help eachother get over their trauma."

"Wait I though Arwen died?"

"Wait so why does Frodo have to go to the inspiring lands?"

#lotr #lord of the rings #rotk