#phoenix was a theater kid and has been pining after this guy for ages

[metaphorical-goblin]

big difference between Phoenix and Miles having inappropriate thoughts is that Miles is incredibly obvious (face red, fists clenched and shaking "and maybe we could hold hands.... and........ kiss....... oh god... he has a very nice ass.............")

whereas Phoenix's mind is filled with things that need to be censored and construction/looney toon sounds every time he sees Miles and he just has to be like "oh yeah I'm used to this, it's no big deal, alright see you in court"

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #narumitsu #it's not that miles is like exceedingly innocent or anything #it's just that he is overly expressive when it comes to things he's not expecting #look at him in court #he wasn't *expecting* to think that Phoenix has a nice ass #he just happened to watch him going up the stairs and then everyone had to treat him for heart palpitations and shortness of breath #he's screwed #phoenix was a theater kid and has been pining after this guy for ages #he's like a rock in the ocean