#poemofthebeast

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Charlie was a movie star, of fairly gentle nature. He had no life insurance.

#poemofthebeast #poetry

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Martin was a circus boy, a freak of modern times. He loved the Bearded Woman.

#poemofthebeast #poetry #circusfreak

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Diane was a redhead, her hobby was voodoo. You can see why no-one liked her.

#poemofthebeast

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Monty was a quiet lad, he never spoke a word. His dad was Boris Yeltsin.

#poemofthebeast

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Pedro was an orphan, his life was most unhappy. He had one friend – the sky.

#poemofthebeast

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Peter was a crass boy, he liked to swear and cuss. A werewolf maimed his parents.

#poemofthebeast

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Jonie was a small girl, she had a double chin. She referred to it as ‘Simpkin’.

#poemofthebeast

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Marcus was a rich kid, he used to smell quite bad. He had a massive stroke.

#poemofthebeast