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22. Favourite non canon pairing? 
SasuNaru
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I ship these two ever since I first started watching Naruto.I have had off moments do the to the ship. He glanced as he stared at her andkissed her lips.
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Sasuke and Naruto had many moments all over the series.
SasuHina
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Not sure why I ship it but basic idea to heirs of big clan’skind of catch my interest. Plus I kind of fall the personality type shy girlbad boy
LeeSaku 
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Because Lee actually cared about Sakura but we can’t have that can we. After all the hot emo boy is so much hotter them then someone who cares about you. If people actually cared of Sakura’s happiness instead of who does she look cuter next Leesaku would be a lot more popular. But her fans are just as shallow as her.
Characters Single
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How the series should have ended, the characters single andliving their life. Seriously. NaruHina, Sasusaku any other ship is just moneymaking. They are lucky enough the Naruto fandom is full of bunch of horneygirls that only care about who is shipped with who. Fuck they think they onlything that makes a girl strong and better then the other females are who she ispaired with. Imagine if Harry Potter series decided that the girls should onlybe used for shipping.
Naruto Characters x oc
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Cheap shot, I know I know but I know a lot of people thatcreated far more interesting Naruto characters and pairings then the canon pairingsthat our created. I am not going to post them here this is clearly ananti-fandom and I would rather you didn’t harass them. But Roxy I can hear afan cry aren’t ocs just self-insert don’t you hate self-insert. I don’t hate  self-inserts there is a huge difference ofsomeone creating a character based off personalities and aspects of yourselfinto a character and basically placing yourself in the story so you can get allthe dick. And at least most people with ocs improve their writing andcharacters, I have read stories where the character was a complete sue to beinga well-developed characters in the end that could blow Kishi’s characters outof the water.
25. Ship that you shipped before but not anymore?
Itasaku
I shipped thesetwo hard for so long. Sakura seemed prefect for Itachi. Then I started gettinginto reviewing stuff. And reading sporks and you know what I started hatingSakura. Of course I as getting annoyed as well I had all these rules for my fanfics I was writing because it includedocs but Sakura was getting away with more bullshit, alright isn’t that awesomeand a little unfair to everyone in the fandom. But like said I learned that Sakura fans are shallow Itachi is cute hence why this was a popular pair for a while. I couldn’t look up Itachi pictures with out seeing her clinging to him.
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NaruHina
I shipped these when I was young but in the end it wasa ship that didn’t satisfy me in the end. Of course, it goes back to becoming aCritic of stuff and learning why the couple does’t work. Sure it works betterthen Sasuke x Sakura but by the end of the day I see it just as shallow.
31. Thing that you would change about the series? 
Oh boy
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How do I explain this and keep it short, there is so muchwrong with Naruto I even have to figure out where to start?
Let’s start simple
Storyline: A huge draw back in Naruto isstoryline,(1) Kishi spent the first two chapters of his book farting aroundwith Naruto and playing ninja. I mean it the character was playing ninjanothing in the opening had anything that would get you invested into the storyor the characters. The first episode should get you invested not have thecharacters farting around. (2) The next is well plot, I don’t care what thecharacters are going through. When the war started it felt longer then it wasthus losing interest. A three-day war that was written in a five year. Kishi weall lost interest plus there was no weight to the war. What like three fourpeople died? At least when it came to Harry Potter there was weight to the war charactersyou knew and loved died. The only character that died in Naruto was Neji.
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Say what you want I still cry for Hogwarts.
Ending: Sonothing changes everyone gets their happy ending, Sakura married Sasuke(despite there is no chemistry) Sasuke got his wish he killed his brother got hisrevenege, Naruto became hokage. And well the fans got their ships. I don’tthink there is a lot of male fans in Naruto a lot of females who like to thinkthey are boyish because they are reading Naruto “an action anime” but oddlyenough focus on the pairing. Woot everyone is happy and had a giant orgy andpooped out babies all at the same time be happy for them “IT’S CANON”
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but honestly did anyone feel satisfied at all with theending the characters got. I mean I love friendship shows a lot of my favorite showsand anime are all about friendship but even I have to admit even without the damnshipping I felt disconnected. I didn’t cry for the characters I learned to lovein 15 years it just felt like a where are they now episode and shrugged. And Iam crier, I cried at the end of Fruits Basket.
Morals: SO MUCHFUCKING ISSUES WITH THE MORALS IN THIS SERIES. Where do I start Konoha how itis a fucked-up village willing to throw its people away so it can claim it is avillage of peace. The fuck that the village is racist, and some fans condoneit. Even kishi himself or the fact that if you are good guy it doesn’t matterwhat you did, child experiments, massacre of the whole villages, massacre of certaingroup of people, murder of innocent, as long as you have something in commonwith Naruto you are a good guy. WTF I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE INSANE OR NOT ITSHOULDN’T BE OKAY TO USE A CHILD AS AN EXPERIMENT THEN LIVING IN THE VILLAGEFREE. Kishi has this huge issue where all his bad guys have to have a tragicback story thus you have to feel sorry for them. I don’t know what happened othaving a bad guy for the sake of being evil why do I feel sorry for every badguy that comes
Female Characters:WTF KISHI AND EVERY FAN THAT SUPPORTS SAKURA. This is Twilight fandom level ofstupid, girl falls in love with shallow guy for shallow reasons, we are told onrepeat the girl is special but never shown how or why she is special just thatwe are told she is special. Shallow views on love, I can not repeat myself. Whyis Hinata doing the same thing, Kishi thinks the girl only problem is love. Whycouldn’t we have Sakura be the one to break the justice system in Naruto. I don’tknow she got tired of how females were treated and became a ninja because ofthat. Hinata focus was………
You know what fuck it scrap the whole idea, how about Kishijust never writes the series.
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