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Y'know, you should be watching Hollyoaks. - Why is Hollyoaks overhated?

Why is Hollyoaks overhated? The question lingers in the air like an unsolved mystery, as viewers across the globe overlook the hidden gem of the soap-opera world. With its vibrant characters, relentless plot twists, and unabashed commitment to delivering entertainment at warp speed, Hollyoaks has carved its own rebellious path amidst the sea of soaps. Yet, it remains unjustly overshadowed by its bigger, more established counterparts. In this article, we embark on a journey to uncover the truth behind Hollyoaks' perpetual underdog status, and why, against all odds, it just might be the best damn soap-opera out there. Buckle up, skeptics, as we delve into a world where melodrama reigns supreme and where Hollyoaks shines as a beacon of unapologetic brilliance.

Oh, Hollyoaks, the pint-sized powerhouse of the soap opera world. Born in 1995, it emerged as the fresh-faced rebel of the soap world, determined to shake up the status quo. Set in the fictional village of Chester, Hollyoaks captivated audiences with its youthful energy and boundary-pushing storylines. Over the years, it has fearlessly tackled hard-hitting issues, fearlessly delving into the darkness of teenage struggles, mental health, and societal taboos. Nowadays, however, prepare to be dazzled and left gasping for breath as you enter the whirlwind of drama, intrigue, and hair-raising plot twists that is Hollyoaks. This isn't your grandmother's slow-burning, snail-paced soap opera, don't you remember EastEnders last Christmas day? No, this is a turbocharged thrill ride that leaves you wondering if the writers have secretly taken up residence in your brain.

Unlike its contemporaries, Hollyoaks operates on a different frequency altogether. It's as if someone turned up the dial to maximum intensity and injected every episode with a potent dose of adrenaline. Gone are the days of dragging storylines that take months to unfold. Instead, Hollyoaks sweeps you off your feet, tossing you headfirst into a maelstrom of jaw-dropping events. Most storylines lasting the full week, with intense and ACTUAL gangster characters.

... but... If you don't like the drama and intense fights and hardcore, psycho storylines with villains, there's plenty of relaxing, light-hearted and overall happy moments. Ste's wedding with James made me cry. Hell, alot of the times I cried. I really lost myself in the world of this show. It's amazing.

What makes Hollyoaks truly stand out from the crowd is its knack for condensing an incredible amount of drama into each episode. It's like they've taken a full-length soap opera and distilled it down to its most potent essence. This means you get a concentrated burst of explosive storylines, simmering tensions, and electrifying confrontations, all neatly packaged and served up within a mere 22 minutes. It's like soap opera adrenaline on steroids. Dose me up!

And boy, does Hollyoaks know how to keep you on the edge of your seat. Blink, and you might miss a crucial revelation, a shocking affair, or Hollyoaks bad boy Warren Fox suddenly kidnapping a police-officer to threaten another man. The breakneck pace leaves no room for dull and boring filler or tedious scenes. It's like the writers have made a pact with the devil to ensure that every second is packed with enough excitement to make your heart palpitate and your jaw hit the floor.

Warren Fox waving, Hollyoaks resident - Professional Gangster - Established and Matthew-verified DILF

But it's not just the breakneck speed that sets Hollyoaks apart; it's the sheer entertainment value. This is a soap opera that knows how to have fun. Sure, there's plenty of angst, heartbreak, and dark secrets lurking in the shadows, but it's all tempered with a healthy dose of wit and irreverence. Hollyoaks doesn't take itself too seriously, and that's precisely why it's so darn enjoyable. It's like a rollercoaster ride with unexpected twists and turns, where you can't help but throw your hands in the air and let out a gleeful scream. So, if you're tired of soaps that move at the pace of a snail on tranquilizers, buckle up and dive headfirst into the electrifying world of Hollyoaks. Be prepared for a condensed, breakneck journey that will leave you breathless and craving more. In the realm of soap operas, Hollyoaks reigns supreme, injecting a shot of pure adrenaline and entertainment directly into your veins. Brace yourself for the most turbocharged, exhilarating 30 minutes of your TV-watching life. I heavily suggest you watch Hollyoaks. It took me a week to pick up the characters. It's easy. You will thank me later.

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Tinie Tempah is fronting a Channel 4 MOTORING show - Is TV this dry?

I'm seeing this man live. Yes, in concert. This year. I am absolutely excited to see him perform because I have been a fan of Tinie Tempah for years now, ever since I was 6 years old and blasting "Frisky" or "Pass Out" as loud as possible.

However, today's news on TVZone is that the "Disturbing London", multi-award winning, chart-topping, international superstar act.... is fronting a Channel 4 show about cars.

Whilst I have no issue with a Top Gear rival from Channel 4... (atleast, im assuming that is the audience they want to try and rival) It is the issue of out of everybody, why Tinie? After Tinie's first few series run of his own.... property show..... that was, also, on Channel 4, wouldn't this be abit jarring? It reminds me of the joke I made in 2021 whilst reviewing Tinie's property programme that it's like if Snoop Dogg started hosting Location Location Location, but let's not put it past them, I don't want to start predicting the future.

Tinie Tempah is a great lad. He's funny, witty and very understanding. Not a single bit of his ego has inflated the man as he is still open and humble... however. After building the rap image, it's tough to see him go from a hardcore rap career, all the way to showing his knowledge about cars and motors, whilst F1 analyst and stunt driver Naomi Schiff looks at the cars from the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s making a comeback too. It'll be a tough watch for sure, but I would be very curious on how this all pours out! Tinie, as I've said, is a great host, just abit weird to see the man talk so deeply about cars from a time lonnnngggg ago.

It's made me raise another question too, is TV hosting dying?

As we witness Tinie Tempah seamlessly transition from hardcore rap to vintage car enthusiast, it raises an intriguing question: Is TV hosting on the brink of extinction, desperately gasping for its final breath?

In the golden age of television, we marveled at the art of hosting. The eloquent voices, the impeccable suits, the ability to effortlessly juggle interviews (Davina, we love you for the scandalous "tell us everything" Big Brother UK interviews), and the occasional cheesy joke—these were the qualities we admired in hosts. But now, it seems anyone with a pulse and a Twitter account can call themselves a TV host.

Gone are the days of the erudite and sophisticated master of ceremonies. Instead, we're bombarded with hosts who seem more interested in garnering social media followers than actually, well, hosting. Isn't it abit off how Will Best is now going to be a huge TV face due to his role of Big Brother host? Not to mention, we are now seeing channels comission shows featuring people from social media, admittedly, some YouTubers can pull it off. Daniel Howell's UNTOLD documentary is one you should watch.

But wait, there's more! Brace yourself for the upcoming BBC One show, "The Mundane Chronicles," a riveting program where ordinary people are transformed into hosts overnight. Picture this: a checkout clerk named Steve is thrust into the limelight, hosting a primetime talk show. As he stumbles through interviews, his guests desperately search for an escape route. It's a train wreck you can't look away from, like watching a sloth attempt to perform brain surgery.

If that's not bizarre enough, let's delve into the realm of reality TV. In "Survival of the Fluffiest," contestants compete in a battle of wits and fur as they try to outwit each other in a cuddly showdown. Hosted by an animatronic teddy bear, this show blurs the line between entertainment and sheer lunacy. But hey, who needs substance when you can have stuffed animals battling it out for the crown? Why are you tuning out? No, you don't get it! Listen, steam all the full boxset and the spinoff and the gossip show for free on Channel 4! Stream it first, why aren't you STREAMING?

So, as Tinie Tempah delves into the world of vintage cars, we can't help but wonder: Is TV hosting a dying art? With hosts more interested in viral moments than meaningful conversations, perhaps it's time to bid adieu to the days of genuine talent and welcome the era of unfiltered mediocrity. No more iconic faces in the future, but more random, one-hit wonder TikTokers. After all, who needs a skilled host when you can have a YouTube sensation teaching us how to fold socks?

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