#reading habits but y’all have proven to be unbelievably immature about fiction. so internet is in time out

[howldean]

hey. come over here. what's the fic you'd be euthanized for. you can tell me it'll be just between us girlfriends (gn)

reply brainstorming workshop:

- what are you a cop

- baby i fuck monsters you can’t even dream of

- well first of all sometimes there’s black people

- no

- you haven’t even sucked me through the jorts and you think i’m your girlfriend??

followed by -> fic recs are fifth base

- too late they’ve already put me down

- *starts reading off the list to you from the trailer they’ve put me in going to the glue factory. you gallop alongside the truck pulling me there desperate to hear the last of my wisdom*

- asked on anon what are you so afraid of

- eat a dead dove whole in front of me and then we’ll talk

- ok!

#this is being silly goofy because the three people who liked that i trust with my soul and would absolutely send recs to #but the whole of the internet doesn’t need to know my business because my recs to each of you would be different #also i think it’s Really funny to ask on anon. it’s okay aren’t you one of the girlies ?? #answering asks #on a serious note i remember how mercilessly y’all crucified zeke and i’m simply. not engaging like that. i will talk honestly about my #reading habits but y’all have proven to be unbelievably immature about fiction. so internet is in time out