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Blood Raining Night{Chapter 30}

(Kat)

Yes, I know this is late, but I decided to finish the story. This is the last chapter that’s been posted, but it seems to be ongoing. Anyway, let’s begin. 

The last night was very stimulating from conversation about Reicheru's sister growing within Mew. It was not morning.

How is Mew pregnant is my qiestion? Pokemon lay eggs. 

Elaine came out of her room rubbing her eyes. "What's up mama?" She groggily spoke. "Don't worry about it Baby." Reicheru said as Elaine hopped up onto her lap. Breakfast was laid out. 

You know, I still wonder when the next episode of the fanime  is coming out. 

"Gimme fork please. nyu" 

Elaine instructed to Amirru. He gave her the fork and she shuffled a mouthfull of salad into Reicheru's mouth. "Good mama?"

Who eats salad for breakfast?

"Mmmmm yes. Very good. THank you sweetie." Reicheru and Elaine smiled. "Your like a mommy...BUT DON"T be one because its very hard to be young and have babbies. But every hardship is worth every moment with you, Baby."

This is too sugary. 

Off on the other side of the table Mew stirred her Captain cruch tragically, "What will I do..." Mew said.

Die.

Also, how do you stir your Captain Crunch* tragically? I’d like to learn to do that. 

"We'll help you raise your baby. I'll have a little sister and Tenshikuzu will have an aunt."

After all this time I’ve never gotten over TEHNSHIKUZU. 

"Yeah you're right..." Mew said. "This could be good for everyone!"

Teen pregnancy is not good for everyone. 

Reicheru had the tiniest bit of a smile on her face and turned her head towards Mew, "I wish times were better. I'm sure my daddy will be back for Tenshikuzu. There is no normal family right now...But we will be one once all this is done."

Mew left and Reicheru nuzzled her hair against Elaine's ear and spoke very softly into it like a babbling brook,

Oh god I forgot about the bad similies. 

 "We're going to go shooping for Mew's new baby! It'll make her feel more at ease and ready for her new life!"

That exclimation mark does not imply that she  ‘nuzzled her hair against Elaine's ear and spoke very softly into it like a babbling brook.’

Elaine put her hands on her big full cheeks and squeed, "SOUNDS FUN!" she said and was immediately hushed by a smiling Reicheru. Amirru wiped off Elaine and Reicheru's dirty ass faces and spoke, "Will you need assistance mam?"

Was that really necessary?

"oh thanks Ami! But no there are times when Tenshikuzu

or Yuki can allow me to look through their eyes. Elaine will be up for it today. You need keep Mew-chan calm." Elaine and Reicheru left, holding hands. "Nya~ON!"

The mall was full and loud with the heat of a woman very fat and angry.

I can’t even anymore.

 You could smell the cinnamon rolls, and that's all Reicheru knew was there until Elaine let her look through her eyes.

I’ve run out of anything to poke at this with. 

As the light came into her mind's eyes she gently squeezed Elaines hand...It had been the first she's seen since she was at the island with Yuki when Elaine was kidnapped. "What do we get mama?" Elaine walked her mom through the many shelves. "Well she will need baby clothes and a few how to baby books, and some baby chewable food..." BUMP! Elaine was so short and without noticing she ran Reicheru right into someone. "HEY! WATCH IT!" Came a very demanding and manly feminine

voice from giant pudding lips.

Does that seem racist to anyone else?

 "Do you just let your daughter lead you around like that?? You knew I was standing here!"

She’s blind.

Elaine looked up at the girl so Reicheru could see her, "Oh sorry," Reicheru sweated "I cant see too good and my daughter is helping me out..." Reicheru furry cat ears flatted in embarrassment. The girl had on a purple and black bikini with black short pants and had pink eyes with pink hair that was light blue at the tips almost like sharp cotton candy. "Baby we should go look in the clothes section..."

Rude people are rude to blind people. 

The girl thought about something hard and then stepped in front of Reicheru, "Eh!" She said stepping in front of Elaine, "you guys seem like you need help with taht. I'm Shartara Akainiku. you can call me Shart-San

HER NAME IS SHART. 

 or Sha-San if your lazy," she shookhands with Reicheru. "Oh hi..." Reicheru nervously shook her hand which was painted with pale blue nail polish. "I'm Reicheru and this is my daughter Elaine." "NYU!" Elaine squeeked. 

Die.

Shartara looked very unamused 

Same.

at the child and rolled her eyes to the other side of the store, but petted Elaine on the head and faked a "What a cute little girl."

She is literally me.

As they were picking out clothes and other things Shartara stayed behind them not saying much but texting a lot. "Ugh," she sighed, "this is kinda boring. I think your a bit late anyway your daughter isn't a baby."

Wow, Reicheru sure treats Elaine like a baby, so I’m not surprised that’s what she thought. 

"These things aren't for me their for a friend who will have a baby soon." Reicheru said as Elaine put a bib in the shopping basket. "She's really scared and she needs some help preparing. It's gonna be my little sister!" "AND MY AUNT!" Elaine said excidedly holding toilet paper. Shartara looks confused "Um...Okay." She grinned about something and then bent down to talk to Elaine, "Hey you know what sounds liek fun?" Elaine's eyes bugged in mystery and wonder like two red bubbles, "What Shart-San?"

I’m dying her name is shart.

"If we got...Cinnamon rolles!" she got Elaine very excited!

Cinnamon rolls are really good.

"Mama can we get some? PLEEEASE?" She tugged at Reicheru's pink dress. "Uh...Welll..." Reicheru was put on the spot, "Sha-San we really need to finish shopping for Mew and then we can get cinnamon rolls." Shartara took Elaine by the hand and started walking them to the food court, "live a little bit you guys," she said, "This is gonna be tons more fun then shopping for baby stuff!" They sat at a round table in the middle of the food court and stuffed gargantuous fluffy cinnamon rolls into their moths. Sweet cream cheese icing drooled from the corners of their lips and Shartara and Elaine looked very happy.

Reicheru shouldn’t be letting some woman she just met do this with her daughter. 

But this is Reicheru we’re talking about. 

"Now this is my kinda thing” Shartara said. "Isn't it Elaine?" Reicheru stood up and grabbed Elaine's sticky frosting hand, "Sha-San it was fun having you tag along and all..."

Good. Reicheru is actually being moderately responsible. 

Kill me.

"Oh yeah I didn't bring any money..." Shartara quickly threw her napkins down and backed away from the table "Your right Reicheru it was very fun. I'll see you guys around." She ran off texting.

Also, PAY FOR YOUR FOOD YOU MEDIOCRE DUNCE. 

"What the hell..." Reicheru was angrier than the bull "What a load of crap and that was weird. Id like to smack her!" "Shart-San is sugoi!" Elaine beamed with a glowing look on her face. Reicheru sighed.

Don’t speak bad Japanese please. 

"Sweetie I need to go to the bathroom. Could you take me there?" Reicheru asked. They walked thorough the mall until they found the bathrooms. "Okay Baby just wait on the benches in the hall. I can feel my way around in the bathroom door." Elaine did what she was told and sat on the benches which were in a different hallway next to the bathrooms.

Shartara is gonna kidnap Elaine, isn’t she.

As Reicheru was washing her hands and feeling her way to the door, she could hear something very strange. SCREEEETCH...CLUNK! Reicheru leaned her ear against the door. The noise was stop. Through Elaine's eyes she could see a smiling figure walking towards her from the bathroom hallway. It was Shartara. She was all happy and saying SOMETHING to Elaine but Reicheru could not hear what. 

Help.

Shartara got on one knee and told Elaine, "Hey you want to go do something fun?" She grabbed her hand.

Oh no. 

"But mama needs me to wait for her!" Elaine pouted.

"Don't worry kid women take a long time in the bathroom you know? You wouldn't understand it's lady business." Shartara pulled Elaine off the bench.

I called it. 

Frantically Reicheru jerked the bathroom door handle but the door wouldn't budge. She could see Shartara quickly lead Elaine away. "Elaine!" Reicheru screamed. "Don't do it come back! Come back! Don't trust her!!" She threw her body against the door over and over again. She kicked the door and felt around for something big, but nothing seemed hard enough to break the door. "Help!!!!" bloody tears of fear and pain dripped from her orange crush colored glass eyes.

It was like watching a horrible silent movie. She saw them looking at toys and having fudge fingers. Two figures walked up to them. One of them was Mew!

"Oh thank Kami..." Reicheru cried. "I can't believe it!" Another figure stood with Mew. It was... ...Reicheru?

We’ll probably have to wait a long time for the next chapter, so I’ll levae you guys here. Until next time!

~Kat

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Blood Raining Night{Chapter 20}

Hey guys! I’m feeling much better, and am recovering nicely from benig sick. Anyway, let’s begin the review!

"Did you pick out your dress Reicheru?" Minna-chan asked. "Whoa that looks very beautiful!"

"Nyu!

What does ‘nyu’ mean? If it’s Japanese, it sure isn’t in my Japanese vocabulary.

Do you really thik

*Think

so?" Reicheru blushed and twirled around her in dress. "Should I be worried about showing up the bride?" She smiled and laughed because she was kidding. She wanted to show up that little bitch.

Uh, that’s extremely rude.

They went to the counter and they all paid for their new dreses. They were really excited! Yuki felt very beautiful in her white sleveless dress with a pink heart in the middle and a pink miniskirt. At the counter was Miku. Her long green pigtails flooded over the counter like a waterfall of green. It covered her papers and she had to brush them away.

Hatsune Miku? Seriously?

"Shit this hair."

Then get it cut.

Miku continued to brush it off of the papers. "What would you laides like?" she asked in a sweet fruity refreshing tone.

‘in a sweet fruity refreshing tone.’

Um. I don’t know what to call that, but I don’t like it.

"Were buying these." She dropped the bag of dresses onto the counter. "This should be enough?" Reicheru reached into her pocket and pulled out $50.

$50 FOR THREE DRESSES?!

LEAD ME TO THIS SHOP NOW.

"Sure thing." Miku said. "What a pretty dress. Are you getting frisky?"

"No we're going to a weeding. 

‘A weeding’ 

Is that a fancy way of saying you’re going to watch a ton of people weed someone’s lawn?

Cuz if it’s not, I’m confused.

My dad's." Reicheru said in a dark voice, dark like night sky.

Bad similes. They make me sick.

Miku's face lit up and she said in a cheerful tone!

That exclamation point needs to be a semi-colon.

"Oh how cute! Daddy's little girl is going to his wedding and seeing him get married?!"

"Shut the fuck up it's terrible."

You could be nicer. Geez.

"Oh...I see/" Miku blushed red. She rang up her total and gave Reicheru her change. "See you ladies later! Good luck at your dad's wedding!"

"She doesn't understand." Reicheru shighed.

"Yeah..." Yuki-chan mumbled in a tiny muffled voice.

No comment.

"Hey" Minna-chan said. "we should invite Rin and Shippo! I bet they'd get a blast out of what we'll do to your dad."

A blast out of killing him...

Reicheru deviously looked at Minna and smiled. "definately! They love to come! Come on lets go!"

The three of them stood at the door of the blue-painted house with white trim. It was Rin's and Shippo's house. Reicheru pulled the rope that sounded the bell that rang through the house, warning the owners that someone was at the door. Rin and Shippo came to the door, both of them were wearing pink bathrooms.

HOW DOES ONE WEAR A PINK BATHROOM?!

 Rin had her arm around Shippo's waist and she kissed her on the cheek.

"Hey Reicheru, Yuki and Minna-chan. What are you guys doing here?" Shippo smiled. "How's Uncle Inuyasha's baby?"

Reicheru looked distant like as if seeing something far off. "She's gone away now. It rather breaks my heart but that's not why we're here."

"Oh." Rin looked surprised. "Then what is going on?"

"I want to cordially invite you to my father's wedding." She sighed.

"Why would you do that? You hate your dad!"

Yeah. Why are you even going?

"I'm going to RUIN his wedding. I want you guys to be there to see it."

Haha.

"How does he feel about you haveing

*Having

 a child? I wish we could have children but we both prefer being women." She rubbed her belly and sighed.

Um. Get a sperm transplant. Simple.

"I really wish we could, honey." Water filled Shippo's eyes and tears of sadness slowly rolled down her cheeks. Rin kissed her gently on her lips.

"So would you guys l-like to come to the wedding?" Minna blushed and asked.

"Hell yes!" Rin slammed her fist down into the table "I want to see you bring this jackess down, hard!" Her eyes beamed bright and her hair moved with her action.

So animu.

"Alright then!" Reicheru put her fist up in the air "Nya on!

NO MORE NYA ONS.

 See you at the wedding!" The three girls waved goodbye to Rin and Shippo as they left the house and Rin and Shippo left them at the door.

Yuki, Reicheru and Minna were back in the car. They were busy discussing the wedding and what they were going to do ot get Reicheru's father back! They were really excited and ready for tomorrow. They were driving down a beautiful road, there were trees on both sides and the petals were falling over the car and getting stuck on the winsheild. 

Uh. That would be really annoying if you were driving.

Through the trees they could see a figure. The figure got closer!

"H-Hey, what the fuck is that?" Minna-chan screamed "jesus! it looks so disgusting! I can't bare to look! she looks dead!"

Reicheru studied it with her eyes. That dead girl was Kagome! 

WHAT.

Her flesh was rotting and her hair was messy with blood. it looks like she had been dead for a thousands years and had just recently came back to life for revenge."RUN IT THE FUCK OVER!" She took the weel 

*Wheel

and creamed Kagome!

KAGOME.

Blood squished onto the road and one of Kagome's eyes poped out. "I think she's dead." But she wasn't. She put her boody hands all over the car and got up to the car window.

"Hey" Kagome whispered, "I heard you guys for looking for Sesshomaru. I know where he is. The asshole did so much shit to me. I'll tell you where he is. Hes in cave Kurokami." She looked at Reicheru. "Wait a minute. You're that bitch who had Inuyasha's baby! Why did you do that?!"

yeah. WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

"What I do with the people i love is none of your business! You didn't take your chance to have him and now he came to me. What can I do? I've known him longer than you and I have loved him almost longer."

Haha, Reicheru. No you have not.

"Bitch i will kill you!" Kagome raised her hand towards Reicheru to scratch her! Suddenly her face was blown clean off! her loose skin sagged and feel off her face.

KAGOME. NO. I REALLY WISH SHE WOULD HAVE KILLED REICHERU.

Everyone gasped! Alucard wiped around his cape and faced towards Reicheru. He was holding a gun pointed towards where Kagome's head was. "Head shot, bitch." His crimson eyes flashed like fire.

Best line ever. No lie.

Reicheru didn't even shake. 

I don’t know why, but I don’t like that.

"Really? You're still around. No wonder you were such an annoying cousin." She brushed her turquoise bangs out of her face. "What do you want now?"

"I'm not even going to bother killing you. you are the biggest pain in the ass to kill. So what are you up to? Going to daddy's wedding?"

"I was going to ask you that. I'd love to see your reaction to his downfall from my revenge." Reicheru blew off her nails.

Uh. Ok. Now she has no nails apparently.

"Why the hell should I go? I bet you can't do it."

"I bet I can! If you come and watch could i do a favor for you?"

Alucard pulled off his gloves and sighed, "sure. Sounds really good. What are you offering."

Reicheru smiled deviously. "Weeeeell since you have SUCH a hard time getting women...nyeeh...how about you date Minna-chan?" Rei giggled and shrugged her shoulders.

THATS PEDOPHILIA. NO.

Minna waved her hands back and forth quickly! "Reicheru, no! I cant do that! I'm to scared! Your cousin...I..."

yES. MINNA RUN.

"It's a deal!" Alucard licked his lucious

*Lusious

 lips and shook Reicheru's hand signafing and confirming their deal. He smiled at Minna-chan. "We'll have a good time. It's a date before the wedding."

Oh god. I really hope that date flunks.

And also, I’m really sorry for being so inactive. 

See ya for now!

~ Kat

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