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dorightbyrinley · 6 years
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Wedding BS.. Oops..I Mean Bliss
I’m getting married in five days.. My daughter is teething... I’m a manic bipolar nut job, with fifteen different crafts and activities on the go.
 I haven’t shaved my legs in months, there’s an ancient, half eaten bowl of oatmeal on the coffee table, and I literally went commando today because I had no clean underwear to put on.
Local Starbucks mom, Christine, gasps from somewhere in the distance.
Fun fact, I also haven’t been to a grocery store since the first week of March, which means we’ve been living off of chicken strips, minute rice, and take out.
Nick and Wyatt from next door simply cannot believe they are hearing this.
Honestly, I know there are parents out there who are actually capable of managing all of this at once, and more! But it’s quite obvious that I am NOT one of those parents.
So no, ‘pristine Christine’, I did not do laundry for the fourth week in a row.
And no, ‘Vegan Diet Nick and Wyatt’, my kid did not eat organically homemade baby food today.
Or ever..
So there you have it. I think once the wedding is over, it will be easier for me to get back into the swing of things. And in the mean time, I want to thank all my readers for their patience with me. I appreciate each and every one of you.
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