#sad sogging wet remus

[neongreenllama]

Remus only knows where the clitoris is because of that one time he tried to sleep with a woman and started crying because he was thinking about his ex in prison, pretended it's because he's a virgin and made her feel sorry for him, and then she explained everything to him in the same tone you explain something to a child while snot was running out of his nose

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