#samatoki: *watches ichiro give kuukou his number after the second tattoo* if it’s this fast and it’s just kinda pathetic man

[akkivee]

i think a flower shop/tattoo artist au where ichiro’s a tattoo artist but doesn’t really have a lot of tattoos while kuukou is the next door flower shop boy who has sleeves of flower tattoos because tattoos are cool but also because he thinks ichiro is hot so he frequents the business a lot is a great idea lmao

#this is vee speaking #ichiro and kuukous wedding day approaches so that means ship brainrot’s activating lmao #like kuukou’s the son of a florist (shakku) whose shop has been running for decades #and kuukou’s knowledge of flowers is unparalleled and his bouquets are to die for!!!!! #but he’s not very business minded and is a punk ass too (shakku gets no rest no matter the universe lmao) #and the tattoo shop is opened as a joint thing between samatoki and ichiro since nemu bullied samatoki into being a law abiding citizen #and ichiro is very business minded where samatoki isn’t and can do any and all anime tattoos lmao #after the shop opens up and the harai’s greet them kuukou’s basically 😍 at first sight and ichiro can tell he’s trouble lol #so when weeks of kuukou just coming in to chat up ichiro he puts his foot down #ichi: if you’re not here to get a tattoo pls leave kuu: 😲❗️aight hook me up!!!!! 😃😃😃 #and kuukou just keeps getting tattoos of flowers and info dumping about each one #and seeing how happy kuukou is talking about flowers makes ichiro fold faster than wet paper like oh no he’s actually cute #samatoki: *watches ichiro give kuukou his number after the second tattoo* if it’s this fast and it’s just kinda pathetic man #ichi: *dies from being called out* #shakku: *wants to stop kuukou from looking even less ‘societally acceptable’ but can’t bring himself to because he looks very happy* 😭😭😭😭😭 #c: ichibro #c: kuukou👑