#say hi to my new romantic (shitpost) f/o

[wurufuluv]

oh god i want him *drools*

#yes i’m officially coming out as samatoki simp #say hi to my new romantic (shitpost) f/o #he may be shitpost but i genuinely love him!!!

[kakakakashi]

Orochimaru for the nsfw alphabet! (I’m kidding... unless?? No no I’m kidding pls don’t do that to yourself or us)

You better not be kidding because I did it. Y’all know better than to think I won’t do this shit. I skipped over 14 of these to do this one! People gotta know what they’re getting themselves into when he’s The Bachelor. 

Is this blog even a writing blog anymore or is it just a shitpost blog? The world may never know. 

Also, this is a joke. If someone wants a legit one, I’m probably not the best person to go to, but if y'all really want it... I mean, it’s not my place to judge because I’ve got the hots for some odd Nart characters too, so like... yeah...  

*NSFW under the cut* Actually, not so much this time but still. 

A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He experiments on you & puts you in a green test tube.

B - Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your eyessssssss… oh wait, you don’t have the sharingan. Nvm.

C - Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He has no need to cum as it does not further his ssssssssssssscience.

D - Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He fantasizes about how you’ll be a successful experiment, but he’d never tell you that.

E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He is very experienced. Most of his abuse victims test subjects couldn’t withstand the torture sssssssssscience

F - Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

You strapped to his operating table while he dissects you and modifies you as he sees fit

G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

He is very serious about you and his ssssssscience

H - Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Snakes don’t have hair. He wears a wig.

I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Not v romantic, but like… what did you expect?

J - Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t jack off. He’s too busy with ssssssscience.

K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Snakes.

L - Location (Favorite places to do the do)

In his lab. By “the do,” you mean torturous experiments, right?

M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Sasuke

N - NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Treat you with basic human decency or respect

O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

*Insert that one part of the chunin exams arc where he sticks out his tongue over Anko’s shoulder*

P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Ssssssssssscience takes time. Don’t rush him. It must be perfect.

Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He has an appointment with Danzo in 5, but he’ll push it back. Sssssssscience takes time.

R - Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He loves to take risks. How will the boundaries of mortality be pushed if he does not take risks. If you die, you die. He doesn’t care.

S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

However long it takes to get it right. He must accomplish his goal. For sssssssssssssscience!

T - Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Does a scalpel count as a toy? What about injections? Tubes?

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn’t see the point in teasing. Either his experiments are going to work or you’re gonna die. Probably the latter. He won’t sugarcoat it.

V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He gets pretty loud. I mean, we see how loud he screams in the shower when his arms are useless, so imagine how loud his evil laugh will be when he’s got a new idea on how he can use you as a test subject.

W - Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Yam offed him.

X - X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

It’s literally a snake. Like, medusa’s hair but like… yeah.

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Why would he think about sex when he could think about ssssssssscience?

Z - ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Does he even sleep? Maybe the purple around his eyes is just the dark circles showing up because he stays up all night thinking about sssssssssssscience and sssssssssssssasuke.

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[wispy-selfship-eden]

Youtuber AU (Harem)

Welp, this is based off of my future dream of ‘if i ever got more involved in YouTube’ XD I hope everyone enjoys! because I just think I’d be casual with YouTube, you know? but anyways, here we go!

>> This AU would start if I had proper equipment and time, and would be alive since middle school. It was mostly to privately post shitposts and videos of my friends and the things I do to them that make me annoying X’D.

         - I filmed secretly in school. If i wanted to do it out in the open, it’s always with the teacher’s permission. Either that or it’s the perfect place for posting school project related stuff :D

>> After graduating 8th Grade, the Youtube channel was dead for two years since I got preoccupied with starting High School ^^;; During the time, I eventually forgot it existed.

☆ That’s when until near the end of Sophomore year, while allowing myself to suffer under schoolwork, my love for anime and whatnot motivated me to create a channel! And that’s when I found and polished my old channel and privately stored away the middle school videos; renewing it!

☆ My official Youtuber name becomes “[}| AniMania |{]” (The emoticons will come in later on)

☆ @lovesick-au-lait would be one of my greatest friends and eventually become my Youtube partner :D She also runs her own really nice channel where she posts Speed drawings/paintings of her art <3

☆ Most of my content is related to anime, manga, and franchises I’m into ^^ I do skits, fandubs (of comics, specific anime scenes, or even fanfiction readings XD), and various discussions on the things I love. Very rarely do I do a vlog tho uwu; Showing my real self is, at first, uncomfortable.

And now, we move on to my bois~ <3

Izuku Midoriya:

🍀 Izuku tries to post a video biweekly. Other than that, it’s not as much impulsively.

🍀 He mostly focuses on analyzing heroic figures! Not just from Marvel or DC or other fandoms, but also in real life as well! It’s incredible how in depth he does his research and how he doesn’t leave out other opinions.

🍀 Other videos consist of training videos, or training how to do certain moves because HE BUFF A F LIKE LOOK AT HIM. *insert eyes emoji here*

🍀 Sometimes Finnian (Black Butler) shows himself in videos as he’s Izuku’s ‘assistant’ in moving props around c:

🍀 He collaborates with me not only because he’s a sweetheart but his vice is so soothing and cute it makes the female viewers giddy.

🍀 We both met up when he was still in middle school. I supported him all the way in helping him grow and push forward.

Yoosung Kim:

🐶 He’s become one of the most prominent gamers on Youtube. Sure he doesn’t post as frequently due to his up and coming job as a Veterinarian, but he still makes his videos worth it.

🐶 He often collaborates with Soujiro’s channel, especially when playing either LOLOL or Elder Tale (he still would rather play the former)

🐶 Of course, his content is mostly gaming! Especially MMORPGs (they take your soul, but the pain is so g o o d and irresistible.) However, he is up for trying new kinds of games and different genres :D

🐶 I sometimes game with him too! But seriously, there are compilation videos of him when he’s gaming. From ‘hilariously silly’ to ‘hilariously raging’. Sometimes, there is no in-between.

🐶 Since we share the most hobbies with each other, he is a guest star in my videos the most! Especially since he’s such a cutesy guy, like a k-pop star sometimes.

🐶 We met when  began rebooting my channel. Because I reached a subscriber milestone, I was going to buy an actual RPGMaker program and I bumped into Yoosung. (My boy--why are you outside at flipping 6 AM in the morning?? ??)

Soujiro Seta:

⚔️ He is also a fellow Youtube gamer, mostly focusing on Elder Tale, along with playing with Yoosung, Shiroe, and Naotsugu! He does play other MMORPGs but it’s just not the same ^^

⚔️ I have a headcanon since he’s a samurai in Elder Tale, maybe he has potential talent to handle real samurai swords in real life? Like how to polish them, sharpen them, and how to wield them? It’s pretty epic. He’s called the ‘real-life samurai’ through his journey in indulging himself in that C: <3

⚔️ Other than that, he also co-hosts on my channel since he barely posts anything else on his own ^^;

⚔️ He works in my skits very frequently XD Because he’s like a shoujo manga protagonist, at the very least a character from any shoujo thing lol

⚔️ He is actually my comment patrol. After a day or two of posting a video, he checks on the comments I get. let’s just say... sometimes they’re not so good for the other people. :p

Isami and Takumi Aldini:

🍝 Uh they run a cooking channel c: It’s pretty obvious since they attended Totsuki Academy. I’ll just say after the whole rebellion Arc in the manga, graduating came and was almost smooth sailing. They decided to help out at Chef Shinomiya’s at one of the branches in America for the next few years!

🍝 Of course most of their videos are Italian dishes, but with their creative, experimental minds, they make the crappy foods of America they hear about, make it gourmet and healthier, and just much more appealing.

- They helped saved lives o__o Seriously.

🍝  They’re the most popular cooking channel because not only do they live up to their credentials, they’re also flipping handsome and charming (but with the viewers, that applies to just Takumi sometimes).

🍝 I first met them after I was inspired to attempt to cook a dish they’ve already made for my channel milestone! Me and @lovesick-au-lait uhhh... let’s just say survived and the food was edible ^^; Then, i decided to try and cook for something for dinner, and Isami, and eventually Takumi as well, bumped into me when I was trying to look for a good box of pasta.

🍝 Now they sometimes invite me onto their channel to be their taste tester! Our banter knows no bounds.

Finnian:

🎍 Finnian doesn’t have a channel, but he loves to assist with props and preparations!

🎍 He definitely loves being the camera man ^^; though we had a few incidents where he’d break a few (or break things during videos pfft)

🎍 He’s a part of skits and the occasional comic dub because he’s so cute!! He tends to play the best friend role, but then again he’s the best friend that gets some ;D

🎍 There are actually compilation videos of him and his screw ups on camers XD just all of his hilarious moments in general, adding on by the year.

🎍 For the sake of having a more enthralling American experience, he’s my roommate in the house as a condition a part of the study abroad contract.

Armin Arlert, Peter Parker, and Death the Kid:

📑 A very unlikely trio! They run a channel together c: Sure it has its occasional setbacks and whatnot, but in the end, they make things work.

📑 Strict video uploading times; never misses the mark on its precise hour and day. You can think Death the Kid for that ^^;

📑 They run an educational channel ^^ But almost all facts or things you’ve never once thought to be well-informed about, they bring it to the table and make it so intriguing! It certainly is better than the school textbook sometimes c:

📑 Armin and Peter definitely handle the science and mathematical aspects. Death the Kid can do the same when the two aren’t available, but he focuses on History and Literature and the other Arts. Classy.

📑 And of course they take part in my channel too! But they also help me out with vlogs!

💗 Milestones are definitely switched up, one idea for every occasion! It has all of my lovely boys (or however many can show up) being there behind my camera too!

💗 Live streams are sometimes a hilarious mess. Especially some of the comments I’d get, usually pertaining to flattering me or one of my lovely men. Let’s just say, many blunt objects had to be put away to reisst temptation of irreversible consequences lol

💗 Going to cons is also an adventure! But hey with our own expertise areas, it definitely is worth the experience.

💗 It was actually difficult coming together to form a romantic cohort only we could pull off. But with  the help of other youtubers @shiroe-is-my-baby and @self-shipping-angel, it all works out when we’re able to reveal ourselves, with pride c:

💗 Then our videos become popular for another reason: for the multitude of shipping moments.

💗 Youtube has never been this fun and I would want to continue with them for as long as it does!

#self insert au