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galaxylohnce · 6 years

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VUD paladin headcanons!!!!

BTW this is based off of @voltronuniversaldefender ‘s reboot!!! CHECK THEM OUT THEYRE DOING GOD’S WORK

also i have read approx 2 headcanons and baRELY understand this AU so if there are similarities to anyone else or inconsistencies iT IS AN ACCIDENT AND IM SORRY

anyway this is just about the 4 confirmed paladins BET ill be doing more about Fa’rah/Takashi/Zahi/Ashanti once i know a bit more about their roles in the team!!

Alvaro Garcia Valladares

he has a twin. i don't make the rules, but he has a twin.

he has a big family. the biggest family. we’re talking, his mom has 8 siblings and his dad has 9 and there’s a 10 year age gap between him and his oldest sibling and he loves them all so much

natia is his best friend. i repeat, NATIA IS HIS BEST FRIEND!!!!

he’s also quite close with kiki. Natia and Kiki are the only two that he met before their great space adventure

he wasn't really sure of his sexuality at first. (i say this because i wasn't sure of my sexuality at first - im bi btw - and all the media i saw told me that any lgbt+ character was 100% sure of their sexuality form the day they were born, which made me doubt myself bc i didn't figure it out till recently, so i wanna see that in some media!! sometime!!) he probably figured it out halfway through having a crush on someone

the someone is akio, and he definitely tells Natia about it first

“natia... natia listen.... I have a crush on akio. freakin akio.... what do i do??? I’m bi, natia... I'm bi. what does this mean -”

“alvaro, I'm so proud of you, but this is a public bathroom and akio is right outside -”

GUARANTEE that the first time he saw Akio he just basically wanted to fight him but also flirt with him and had a slight moral crisis and ended up doing nothing

he is a goddamn sharpshooter, okay. he straight up becomes famous for it throughout the galaxy.

yet despite that he’s still insecure, and those insecurities prevent him from really getting together w akio until much later

he comes off as very suave and extroverted when you first meet him, but underneath it all, he’s actually really warm, personable and funny: not that anyone outside the team know that

aliens on social media, probably: god, the blue paladin is so cool... i bet he’s amazing and awesome and eloquent...

meanwhile, alvaro: do u guys think i could fit my whole hand in my mouth or nah?

enjoys memes, and shares this love with kiki

basically an all around great guy. because he often felt like a seventh wheel at the beginning of the formation of the team, he always tries to include everybody as best as possible, going way out of his way to ask after people, even if they forget to ask about him sometimes :’)

Natia Nanai

first off: what a gorgeous name. seriously. incredible kudos, my dude. anyway on to the head canons for this gorgeous girl

probably alvaro’s soulmate. already mentioned this, but it needs reiteration. they are best friends

had a large family too (not as big as alvaros tho) and probably major relate to him with that big family dealio

v close with kiki. they complete each other on a technological level.

natia is very, very creative. she and her sweet engineering know how are always instrumental in getting the Team out of tough situations

Akio: theres no way out of this we’re going to die -

Natia: bet?

she does say “bet” a lot. like, almost too much? but she's always right and valid when she says it

the villain: i’ve got you now!!!!

natia, under her breath: bet

the paladins, thinking: thank god, we’re saved

very soft but also badass as hell. she has a unique duality.

pulls a violet baudelaire: she puts that GORGEOUS hair up in a ponytail when doing work or whenever she has an idea

everyone on the team, regardless of sexuality, is low-key in love with her because she’s just so nice. no one can hate her. she's way too solid of a friend

speakinG of being a great friend: natia is 100% the secret keeper up in this bitch. everyone comes to her because they know she’s got the best advice around and will take their secrets to the grave

akio: idk man... alvaro is just rlly cute, u know?? but i can't tell him...

natia, thinking of alvaro literally whining to her about akio not even five minutes ago: christ

the mom friend. she always has all the things everyone needs on hand or in her lion, and she’s got it all going in terms of chore charts and family meals. she is the queen of figuring out times for team bonding and everyone loves her more for it

definitely started a board game night asap

she has a silent bravery about her that no one else can match. despite her trepidation, natia will always do what has to be done for the greater good.

she is guided by her heart and her morals, and is easily the kindest person on the team

bc of this kindness, she is often the diplomat when conflicts arise between people on the team

she is seen by the general public (aka the galaxy) as a strong, morally righteous woman. kind of like rosie the riveter-esque??? she’s the symbol of justice and fairness.

aliens: she's so... peacekeeping :0

natia, at kiki: throw me that wrench, or so help me god -

basically, a queen who always considers everyone and works really hard to create a family, even when they're all so far from home :’)

Kiki Evans

generally over it tbh

“always tired, but always inspired” - kiki, on being asked why there were dark circles under her eyes

kind of standoffish. she’s not really about being nice, she's about getting the job done, and that can rub people the wrong way, since she is always the first to offer up the cold, logical solution

but underneath that, she’s just a computer science nerd who is loyal to a fault

she really is loyal. its almost dangerous sometimes, because she would put the universe in danger to save her friends, which actually comes into conflict with her typical cold, logical approach.

she has 0-1 sibling. she's every bit the single child. she cannot relate to living in a big family setting, and at first its hard for her to deal with before she warms up to everyone else on the team

she's a genius, and thus found school to be tedious. in fact, she got fairly bad grades, as she wouldn't do the work that she saw as pointless and boring

she is a meme connoisseur, and loves to quote vines, often assisted by alvaro

kiki, as they approach a giant black hole: HZZK

alvaro, catching on immediately: is... is that real???

she is a conspiracy theorist, for sure. the government is watching us all, trying to make sure we don't learn too much.... she’s sure of it, and akio is too

tbh, the first proper conversation she had with akio was about cryptids and how the government had hidden them from the public

she was friends w natia and alvaro from before, but it is akio she becomes closest with the fastest. in some ways, she feels more distant from natia/alvaro bc of how close they are with each other and bc all of them have known each other for so long while akio is someone she got to know recently: he has no preconceptions about who she used to be, and she has none about him

plus, she and akio relate on many levels: both trans, both gay, both autistic, both theorists, and both loyal to a fault. she finds a real blood brother in akio :D

very openly gay. very. she's a space lesbian, and theres no denying it

kiki, meeting some random space girl: oh

kiki, moments later to akio: god I'm gay

akio, downing a glass of water but acting like its vodka or smthg: god, same

the public sees her as the cold and calculating techie, the brains of the operation

natia is her partner in crime. they finish each others sentences. they've got a tech connection going, babey

kiki: if we just cross-reference the zaiforge tunnel with the -

natia, nodding: particle consummator, of course we’ll get the perfect -

them, together: amount of energy!!!

everyone else: sorry wot

basically, she's a tech goddess with a splash of genius. she's uneasy and a bit awkward, but thats just bc she’s never been in a situation like this before. after literally 1 second with her, she opens up and is such a loyal friend. :’)

Akio Himura

wow this boy is gay and he knows it

he loves his parents (zahi, takashi, and ashanti) but god he will never admit it. not ever

alvaro, after listing his parents, 20 aunts and 100 cousins: and i love them all so much, with all my heart. what about ur family akio?

akio, not wanting to show weakness: they're nerds.

alvaro: um okay cool good talk haha :)

akio, internally: but i love them nd would die for them tbh... but i can't show weakness

he's so guarded after his biological parents left/died/disappeared. poor boy

definitely a single child, and definitely adopted

his parents love him SO MUCH. so much.

akio: why do i have three parents, dad?

takashi, almost crying: its simple. u deserve so much love, that it couldn't be contained in just two people. we needed three. its how its gotta be, my beautiful, sweet summer child

a yeehaw kind of guy. he grew up in the midwest riding horses before his biological parents died and theres a piece of him that will always be a southern boy

the kind of kid in school that pretends he’s a delinquent, but actually just has the aesthetic of a delinquent, and is truly soft

akio: hell yeah I'm a rebel. i logged onto disney.com without my parents permission

kiki, choked up: so brave

mothman is his love. his passion. all cryptids, for that matter. kiki is more of an all around conspiracy theorist: akio is in it for the cryptids

he’s a bit awkward, and doesn’t totally understand all social cues/jokes. because of this, he stays away from memes, and is very guarded when meeting new people, especially after experiences with light bullying for not only his social ineptitude, but his upbringing.

considering that, his first meeting with alvaro was supremely awkward, and akio accidentally fought with him multiple times before they established a solid friendship

akio, having a gay panic: you are the light of my life

alvaro: sorry what??

akio, panicking more: I said, you wanna fiGHT WITH A KNIFE???

he pined after alvaro from basically day one, but had the foresight to actually know that he was pining, unlike alvaro who just floundered

of course he would never say anything

he is a stabby boi. he is unrivaled in swordplay, and enjoys routine. his natural affinity for picking up new skills plus his unrivaled work ethic basically DESTROYED everyone else when it came to swords

he’s loyal af and is always the first one to take action. akio is a “do something. do anything, but do it fast before we lose a chance to do something” kind of guy

the general public sees him as the fiery one: he’s the one with the fanciest footwork in a fight, and he’s very good with battle tactics. he can come thru with that strategy at the perfect times

he's a low-key emo. for sure. he loves MCR, but strangely dislikes other similar artists like p!atd and fob.

kiki: but...brendon urie, akio....

akio, sipping tea: as a gay, i can appreciate the aesthetic. but no one can compete with MCR

kiki, exasperated: its not a competition -

basically, a slightly guarded boy with a real talent for defending the universe and his friends, but also an emo cowboy mess who is in love with alvaro and loves everyone :’)

WELL THAT ENDED UP LONGER THAN I EXPECTED. I HOPE U ENJOY AAAA

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tentaculi · 7 years

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ULTIMATE SHIP = LOGAN & LEX

ULTIMATE SHIP | meme // @theimpalpable

General:

How long will they last? yo, we’ve already got their forever planned out so, 5eva it is.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? logan, i think, was very, very smitten as soon as he spotted her ( THANKS, DOC ) but… as you know, it takes logan some time to develop real feelings and took him a little while to be like, wow!! i’m in love!! but i would say the same about lexine too? there was an attraction but love followed after.

How was their first kiss? they haven’t had it yet in real time but imagining it now? i’m just going to say that it’s probably so shy and full of nerves and logan probably second guesses himself even as it’s happening but he did it!! he kissed her!! and she didn’t slap him. so that’s good!!

Wedding:

Who proposed? logan did! he did something really special for her, got down on one knee, and talked in length about how much he loved her and that he’d be like “the happiest dude ever” if she married him.

Who is the best man/men? doc is his best man and all of his groomsmen are his brothers!!

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? probably willow and maybe jake? haaa ( or maybe he’s a groomsman? ) i’m just… sorry but there are like no girls in this world right now !! but i think that maybe willow and poppy? and hopefully a couple of others too. otherwise this is going to be groomsmen heavy ( who cares tho right )

Who did the most planning? i think lexine probably did the most planning but logan was definitely a part of it too. he’s got interest in weddings in some sense and i could see him being excited !! about his own.

Who stressed the most? probably lexine? logan is so happy go lucky and carefree most of the time that i could see that translate into the planning a bit?

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? i don’t think there was a single, one person that wasn’t invited?

Sex:

Who is on top? ALRIGHT, here we go again with the sex stuff and muses who don’t find it all that… needed. but i’m going to say that logan maybe likes lexine to be on top so he can look up at his pretty lady (((:

Who is the one to instigate things? i’m going to say that there’s equal share in this? whenever lexine does logan would just be like yeah, girl, count me in!! and i could see her just like… turning red and smiling when logan brings it up or starts to initiate it.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 ( THE SAME REASON AS W/ THE DUMMIES. theres is healthy and lovely but they aren’t always so, so focused on sex but instead the actual emotional bond ) | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? i think their, uh, love making can last for a while actually! and since it’s not as often really i could see their sessions lasting longer when they happen to make up for lost time in a sense.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? oh, yeah. they’re both so loving and giving to one and other that i could see this completely translating to their sexy times.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? they will be having two lovely children, our beautiful hank and penelope. twins!! and logan loves them so much!! he dotes on them and often regards how much they look like their mother and how beautiful his family is and he’s just so blessed!!

How many children will they adopt? none probably but logan would be open to it and i could see lexine being open to it as well. plus… all the cousins’ kids probably come in and out of the house so often it might feel like they have 938742394 instead of just two.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? logan would volunteer to take on the diapers but i could see lexine insisting that the chore is split between them.

Who is the stricter parent? uh, lexine, but even then it’s not like she’s strict? she just doesn’t have the 6 year old brain that her future husband has. oops.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? lexine. logan will encourage them to be superheroes, gosh darn it logan !!!

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? probably lexine but logan would help her when he remembers / totally pack them if he gets up to do it before his wifey does.

Who is the more loved parent? they are both loved in their own right and i don’t see hank or penny choosing between either of their parents in such a manner.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? both!! they are so involved in their children’s lives that they would want to be there for all things.

Who cried the most at graduation? they both cried so much, bless their hearts.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? logan probably! not that either would ever need to get bailed out… but i could see them being like ah! don’t tell mom!

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? oh, gosh, lexine. bless her heart. she cooks to feed so many mouths. at least logan will help with the dishes.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? lexine, perhaps? only because like his partner in crime, logan is a black hole.

Who does the grocery shopping? oh, they both go but lexine is capable of doing the real, adult shopping. logan would be more invested in the junk. ( omfg i almost put hunk )

How often do they bake desserts? lexine bakes all the time and logan would help her with that as she needed and wanted!

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? meaaaat.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? lexine is the cutest ever and i could see her being thoughtful in this way but logan is as well. definitely thinking they might switch off on such things.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? logan!

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? …. logan ///:

Chores:

Who cleans the room? they share in these chores, aiight, like. my boy hates them but he wants to make sure that the home they share is nice and clean.

Who is really against chores? logan……… but he’ll do them!

Who cleans up after the pets? they’ve only got mr. fluffy and logan more shares in the giving him love than the actual cleaning up. they should get a pet too!!!

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? … logan. terrible man.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? probably lexine? mostly because i could see her being like this lovely little host who wants to cook and bake and make sure that her timeline is correct for when people show up.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? LOGAN. the one time he actually cleans between the cushions too, tf.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? maybe lexine? unless it’s a shared one then they both gonna take a minute.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? … they don’t have a dog, let’s get them one!!

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? all the timeee. the four in the house are big into holidays, i feel, and being this family unit so i could see them all getting it decked out.

What are their goals for the relationship? …. logan wants a forever with her, so. he wants to be his best for her because she’s been the best thing for him.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? logan wtf.

Who plays the most pranks? haha logan…. as well but i see lexine getting his azz back.

#the nerd ( responds. )#the nerd ( she leaves me breathless. )#ahskjdsf #theimpalpable

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