#sgntaejoo

[sgnyideun]

bbhmm

for what it’s worth, yideun’s actually kind of diplomatic about most things. like, material attachment to worldly things is super 2019 in his opinion, and if someone’s going to borrow his favorite mechanical pencil and forget to return it, he’ll remember, yeah, but he won’t demand it back or tack on interest to some invisible debt a la new world (2013). 

that being said, he kind of is really attached to his bag. it wasn’t expensive, by any means, and it’s not some fancy brand or one-of-a-kind. it just—y’know—has the perfect amount of pockets, doesn’t jangle too loudly or too quietly when he’s walking around campus with his fifty-thousand keychains, and it’s just big enough to carry all of his shit without making it look like he’s into the wild-ing his campus experience.

so, yeah. he’s kind of pissed that someone had the fucking nerve to throw up in it. and he gets it, in retrospect. there weren’t many other options except for, haha, the wide open street maybe or the trash can that was a couple feet away, last night. and yideun doesn’t want to dwell on this, but he does want an apology (and maybe a dry cleaning tab covered or something, but seriously—apology first).

he doesn’t really know the perpetrator’s name, only his face and where his dorm is because yideun had very painfully escorted him back. maybe he should also demand reparations for the muscle ache he has in his neck from trying to lug this dude back to his dorm, while he’s at it. yideun will have to play it by ear. 

lurking outside gong hall doesn’t sound foolproof, but then he spots him  (@sgntaejoo) and immediately makes a beeline straight for him, shoving the evidence (in a recyclable paper bag because THE ENVIRONMENT IS ON FIRE IN A BAD WAY) against taejoo’s chest. 

“hey,” yideun says, in lieu of any proper introduction. “you got your puke on my bag last night. ring any bells, wild child?” 

#thr / bbhmm #sgntaejoo #new world (2013) is a gang movie but it's also about brotherhood #ANYWAY i hope the starters ok!! lmk if u need any changes #sorry its kinda long? pls no need to mirror #queued

[sgntaejoo]

𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫!

                                                   ✶  ━━━  ( @sgnjiah )

to say that taejoo is competitive is a complete understatement. in the realm of investigative reporting and digging up the dirt on some of the most prominent people on campus, he believes he’s the king -- sure, he might still be an underclassman, but he’s an underclassman with a penchant for justice. some might see that as a penchant for chaos, but he disagrees.

( they’re right, though, and he definitely knows it. )

taejoo believes that there can only be one place where news can be circulated and started, and that’s on the seongnam tribune. this wooyoo character, whoever they may be, is a mystery to him -- and it bothers him that that’s the case. it bothers him that he doesn’t know anything about this person, and when he doesn’t know anything, he doesn’t have the power. being the person that he is, taejoo immediately takes it into his own hands, declares wooyoo a rival of sorts, and sets out to discover their identity. will he expose them if he comes to that point? probably, out of spite only.

so here he is, on one of his infamous stakeouts, asking around ( to no avail ) about details of this wooyoo. taejoo spots another person, minding her own business in the food court, and slides in the spot across from her, notepad and pen in hand. without waiting for her to adjust to the sudden change of scenery, he begins. “hi, park taejoo for the seongnam tribune! can i ask you a few questions?”

#☆ / thr ! #sgntaejoo #! liarx2

[sgnxwoojin]

have you ever gotten caught doing something you shouldn't?

[HONESTY HOUR MEME - Not Accepting!]

"like beating the shit out of the little bastard?" he offered, a smile curling upon his lips. "of course, as long as there exist curious shitheads in the world who wouldn't stop sticking their noses into someone else's business, i'll get caught every now and then." he leaned in his seat and took a sip of his black coffee. "will it stop me though? of course not. i'm kang woojin and nobody will ever stop me from getting what i want, and what i deserve."

#sgntaejoo #sgn: honesty hour #kwj: para #(thx for sending!) #tw: strong language

[sgnyeeun]

— scared! —

send ‘SCARED’ to receive loving texts from my muse

. . . sending message to taejoo (seongnam)   ↳ OH MY GOD!!!!!!!    ↳ THERE’S A BIG ASS COCKROACH IN THE HALLWAY!!!!   ↳ how TF am i going to go to class now oh my god    ↳ WTF IT’S FLYING NOW!!!!!!!!    ↳ THIS IS A NIGHTMARE THIS IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE    ↳ if i dont respond in five minutes ive been killed by the cockroahc 

#sgntaejoo #( % ask memes . ) #( thank you for sending one in ! ‪♡‬ #( she clearly hates insects sjsjsjsjsj

[sgnsorin]

scariest thing about snu?

“ maybe it’s just me, but i don’t scare easily.  there’s really nothing here to be afraid of  -  there’s plenty to worry about, of course.  but fear?”  she shakes her head.  “ fear is a heavier word than i would use for most things.”

#⟨ ◆ IN DREAMING ° ‧ ━ inbox . ⟩ #sgntaejoo

[sgnserena]

what is a habit that you have at home that no one else knows about?

“for starters ... i like being naked. i try to wear the least amount of clothes possible in my home, we were born naked after all. it’s why i try not to get drunk enough where someone tries to take me home -- last time that happened i started stripping soon as the door closed and they didn’t know what to do.” she mentions, lips stretching to hold her amusement back, “that was ... a fun time. other than that, i talk to myself. especially when i’m stressed. it actually helps me sort through my emotions and situations when i speak out loud.”

#sgntaejoo

[sgnjunhyung]

what is something that people think about you is true but really isn't?

“that I’m fearless. it might seem like I fear nothing — be it getting in trouble, getting bad grades or offending people. rather than being fearless, I can only act the way that I do only because I don’t care enough for certain things, not because I have no fear in me. and for those things I don’t care enough for, I see them as minuscule and insignificant, not enough to instil fear in me. but there are things I fear too, things of bigger entities, with more power over me and things, or people, that hold a bigger place in my heart. so, yes, I do fear a lot of things — ghosts, rollercoasters, loneliness and losing the people I love.” 

#—meme. #—honesty hour 2.0. #sgntaejoo

[sgnvesper]

most embarrassing thing you've done in front of a crush?

                  ✱  𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐲  𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫  ,  no  longer  accepting  !

digits  rake  into  midnight  locks  ,  and  he  shakes  his  head  slightly  .  ❝  drunkenly  mentioned  how  i  hooked  up  with  her  sister  a  few  nights  before  .  oh  ,  and  to  make  it  worse  ,  then  went  on  to  try  to  cover  it  up  by  mentioning  how  i  had  been  at  her  best  friends  place  the  night  before  !  don't  even  bother  trying  to  think  properly  when  you're  not  sober  .  ❞

#ans. #/ thank u bubs ! #sgntaejoo #/ dont wanna talk abt how vesper considers /this/ to be embarrassing honestly . .

[sgnjiah]

THIS WEEK’S TEA ? B U R N I N G  H O T  ! ! ! 

 A RECAP OF THE END OF THE YEAR GLAMPING RETREAT

hey tigers, did you miss me?  🐯 

summer is finally upon us, and with this year’s glamping trip now over, I can honestly say that you all know how to bring on the heat. the three day treat certainly was eventful. there was so much going on that i struggled to keep up with everything going on, but fear not, i did manage to gather some interesting stories i know you’d all love to hear. so buckle up because while this retreat did certainly have a lot of singing under the stars, i know you all would rather i just spill the tea. 

what’s a glamping trip if you don’t take this time to stargaze? it seems like i’m not the only one who feels the same way as both nights saw flocks of students sitting under the stars. and are we surprised that seongnam’s resident astro-lover, nam taeoh ( @sgntaeoh ) was spotted among the large crowd? but perhaps he should take some lessons from our resident playboy and not take his love interests on dates in the same place (albeit different nights). word on the street is he was seen acting cozy with both kwon sian ( @sgnsian ) and seok dawon ( @sgndawon ). what can i say? i guess both girls were lost staring at the stars in his eyes rather than paying attention to his lack of commitment. 

speaking of our resident playboy, is it really a signed, wooyoo story if i’m not talking about son junhyung ( @sgnjunhyung ) ? it seemed like he certainly had a fun time with all that he got up to. first on the list, he had all of us on the edge of our seats at the possibility of his friendship break up with seongnam’s resident sunshine, jo danbi ( @sgndanbi ), who by the way was also seen locking lips with a very interesting character. kwon taeho( @sgntaeho ) i’m looking at you. but back to the main tea, yes, that’s right, the inseparable pair of friends were seen arguing before going on the obstacle course. fellow peers of ours said that it certainly got heated. but it seems like all is well now, as they two of them apparently made it. 

but someone else that perhaps did not get a happy ending in regards to junhyung is the quiet girl, jeon jiwoo ( @sgnjiwoo ). jiwoo was seen crying to junhyung for some unknown reason. hopefully she’s not another victim of his games, because i honestly thought she was better than that. what a shame. 

and i wish that i could be done talking about him, but he wouldn’t be our resident playboy if he didn’t mess with some good old feelings. i’m sure you all remember his storybook romance with a certain natural sciences ta, yooa ( @sgnyooa ). well the two of them were seen getting cozy on the way over to yeongnyu, with yooa falling asleep on his shoulder during the bus. again, storybook romance, am i right? however, it seems like not everyone is thrilled at their romance, as i heard our sweet, sweet innocent first year, kan hyesoo ( @sgnxangel ) arguing with yooa over junhyung? something along the lines that yooa was jealous about angel and junhyug’s relationship because she spent a night with him only to be dumped? ouch. looks like angel has some fire in her after all. 

a quick list of people who got lost in the woods this trip. son baekso ( @sgnbaekso ) and seo hyein ( @sgnhyein). seems like while the two are fake friends, they have so much in common. being in the film industry, getting lost in the woods, reuniting with old flames during this trip. yes, unfortunately for hyein, her savior came in the form of her ex-boyfriend shin hyunjin ( @sgnhyunjin ). talk about awkward. and now, you all must be wondering about son baekso, because he’s been seen with a certain lee haru ( @sgnharu ) a lot recently. well it turns out the pair, or baekru as i’ve heard them been called in the streets, were actually not official until the retreat. but no worries everyone, my sources confirm that they are in fact official now. wow, they really are the endgame.  💖 

now, with that lighthearted happy news, here are a few more shenanigans that happened during the three day trip. cousins seok dawon and seok hansung ( @sgnhansung ) now have the distinct honor of being the only people to get kicked out of the starlight resort’s cooking classes after they set a kitchen towel on fire (somehow while they were making kimbap), making it so that the fire alarm went off too. congratulations! seongnam tribune’s park taejoo ( @sgntaejoo ) and jang sunwoo ( @sgnsunwoo ) were also seen trying to find bigfoot or something in the woods. all i have to say is that i don’t know what our school newspaper is feeding them to make them think that they could find bigfoot in south korea. wrong continent buddies.

and what’s a camping trip if you don’t try to irritate the spirits and summon a demon? well certain camps got a fright when they tried doing so, only to be met with our school’s queen bee, bok seungah ( @sgnxseungah ). i’m highly doubtful that they found the demon that they were looking for in seungah, but maybe campers were hoping that the movie, jennifer’s body would be turned into real life? 

also, i always tell you all to be safe and careful, but apparently the presumed leader of seongnam’s infamous friend group, han seungwoo ( @sgnseungwoo ) did not heed to my advice, because he hurt his knee during the trip. i’m wishing you a speedy recovery! also, can i just say, it was quite amusing seeing you howling and vehemently rejecting the use of a duck floatie to go into the lake? i’m sure i’m not the only one who enjoyed it. but don’t worry, i’m sure we all also found it adorable. 

well, tigers, i hope you do actually listen to my advice to stay healthy and safe, and of course watch your backs. i feel like this three day trip has brought me closer to all of you. i’ve learned about your relationships and interests. and we’ve all gotten so close that you all have also ruined going on late night walks in the woods for me, because the amount of you that decided it would be a good idea to go skinny dipping in a campsite this populated, is quite appalling. 

yes i’m talking to you nasties, yoon serena ( @sgnserena ) , kwon taeho, shin siwan ( @scottsgn ) , kim subin ( @subinsgn ) , son junhyung, kan hyesoo, and you losers who lost that game of volleyball. reevaluate yourselves, please. 💖 

‘till next time

xoxo 

                   wooyoo

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[sgnxtako]

what's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you while you were in front of a professor?

honesty hour meme/ not accepting

"this has to be the worst story in my life..." she started, cupping her cheeks to cool it from herself blushing at the mere thought of what happened, “i... called my professor mum? in mandarin... the prof wasn’t even chinese... but the languages were close enough for her to caught on and possibly remember me. might have been why I got a C.” 

#sgntaejoo #;asks #;memes #[no tako its bc you didnt study]

[sgnsunwoo]

where do you see yourself fifteen years from now?

HONESTY MEME: Not Accepting!!

“In the sunroom of a countryside home enjoying a beautiful day! My books are important to a wonderful fanbase. They may not be bestsellers, but that's okay!” Index finger rubs at a temple, almost swirling the dark hair that rests there. “Maybe I've met someone who doesn't even mind my info dumping and it’d be really cool if there were some little ones showing me all the things they’re into. My friends are busy being wildly successful, but we still find time to get together and, of course, I go out to support them as much as possible! I don’t know...” His mouth quirks up the side as he shrugs. “I guess I see myself being happy? Isn’t that where everybody sees themselves in the future? Otherwise, what are you doing and why?”

#sgntaejoo #(▬get a hobby) #((thank you so much!))

[sgnxgikwang]

how far would you go with someone you don't know and will never see again?

[HONESTY HOUR MEME - Accepting!]

his cheeks started to burn in the brightest red, when his brain processed the question. gikwang's eyes became big and he immediately stared at the beer bottle in his hand. they were at a drinking party and the atmosphere was relaxed, so where did this kind of question suddenly came from? and why did his tongue felt more loose than usual? "um... depends on the amount of alcohol i've consumed, i suppose..." there was no way he would think of cheating just because of his state of drunkenness, especially not now, when he was finally with the man he had loved since forever. "but you know... i am a guy after all." shrugging, he gulped down the rest of his beer. hopefully that was enough of an answer to the other.

#sgntaejoo #sgn: honesty hour #lgw: meme #(thx for sending! <3) #(gikwang didn't expected that kind of question)

[sgnjunhyung]

— busy! —

text meme — to receive slow/rushed texts from my muse

[ sent » taejoo ] ›  omg hey ›  something came up n I can’t meet u for dinner later 😰 ›  BUT I already promised u I’ll get u fried chicken ›  so expect me at ur door at 12 am!!! ›  save some space for supper!!! ›  OK GTG SEE U LATER

#—meme. #—text. #sgntaejoo #( this is after they get closer and actually start hanging out!!! )