#showersnack

[momrikamayhem]

Everyone loves a good shower beer, but sometimes you need something a little more substantial. You need a Shower Snack.

Sure you could go for more traditional shower snacks like pizza, chocolate bar, granola bar, or even loose spinach in a cup!

But don't hold yourself back! If you're hungry, don't just have a little bite to take the edge off! Have yourself a good little munch with personal favorites such as:

Cottage cheese with pepper

Perogies and sour cream

Bagel with cream cheese

A whole steak with your bare hands just one time to see what it's like

If you don't like or understand these snack selections, don't worry my friend Kadie doesnt understand them either and has called me unhinged multiple times.

Now due to questions about logistics, I have created several helpful diagrams with the help of my friend @allshaunnobrawn to help explain how to eat these larger, better snacks without waterlogging them.

Don't spoil your shower with feeling hungry, do two things at once! #showersnack

#showersnack #showerbeer #to a lesser extent #my eating habits #eating in the shower #adhd related? #whos really to say #@allshaunnobraun

[zodiacsea]

today‘s showersnack. i’m happy big and sexually normal btw

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