#si alguna persona quiere ayudarme con algo de esto yo le daré un besito

[why-do-we-do-this]

The story about the man with a bigger ass than Roier

(Translation under cut)

Quackity: First of all we need to make something very clear; Roier no longer has the biggest ass in Mexico. Someone took the title from this guy

Roier: Okay, let's tell it- Well do we say where we were or no? I think yes, right?

Quackity: Uh- yes. Yeahyeahyeah

Roier: Okay, guys, do you all remember the ESLAND* hotel? We went to this same hotel but to eat, and as we were leaving there was this man with a massive ass- enormous-

Cellbit, laughing: We were like- chatting- and out of nowhere this guy with an enormous ass just appears, all caked up- (laughing too hard to speak)

Roier: But- but I mean, this bastard was stopped like this, look look look! (Roier demonstrates) He was turned around like this, and then he looked over like this-

Quackity: I'm g- look, I'm going to tell you exactly in the way that it happened, look look look-

(video cuts)

Quackity: We were leaving- we drank last night so my voice is a little fucked- We were leaving to go drink, and suddenly while leaving- it was like one in the morning, right? One thirty in the morning, in the same hotel we went to for ESLAND*- and this guy passed by- but he was like- he was a guy and I swear to you he was passing by like this- (demonstrates) Some of the- The biggest ass cheeks I have ever seen in my life! In my life!

Roier: But- but in truth- people, compared to me I hadn't ever met someone with such a big ass- it was like two enormous bowling balls like this (makes tongue clicking noises)

Cellbit: Perfectly aligned, like- spherical

Roier: Yes, perfect- I mean, his pants were glowing- his pants were glowing, man!

Cellbit: Yes- I was crying like how much (makes distressed noises) -the biggest ass!

Roier, in a half-crying voice: The pants- I'm tired, boss-

Quackity: It's was so symmetrical, dude- It was an incomparable symmetry, man.

Cellbit: It was a perfect symmetry- and he looked behind himself like (demonstrates) "Hello- Hello where are you going to?"

Quackity: Nonono I- when I saw this it messed me up and I said- and I said to Cellbit- I said to him-

(Cellbit starts laughing)

Quackity: I was concerned! I was concerned! Guys, imagine me, my fucking worried face- and I was actually very concerned and I said "Cellbit." And he went "What? What happened?" "I found Roier's competitor."

(Cellbit and Roier giggle)

Quackity: And Cellbit fucking turned around and went "NO WAY." It was like- I compared it to the sun. The sun is always there, and you can't ignore it!

Roier: You can't!

Quackity: Because it's so fucking bright! That was how this guy's ass was! In truth it was a beautifully symmetrical sight. And it's actually very sad because [Roier] is no longer number one. Now he's number-

Roier: Now I'm number two-

Quackity: You're number three because his two count for lighting up this part of the world, man! You're number- (laughs too hard to speak)

*Thank you to @cokemcyt in the tags for explaining this: #for anyone who doesnt know the ESLAND awards are awards for spanish speaking content creators and one time they took place in mx city!

#qsmp #obligatory if i can make translation corrections tell me tag #this clip fought me at every step they're talking so quickly and using so much untranslatable slang #si alguna persona quiere ayudarme con algo de esto yo le daré un besito #I tagged this as qsmp but idk if it counts or not #roier #quackity #cellbit