#simular note I also think professional vampire killers in the wwdits universe also wear protective chokers

[megaawkwardhuman]

ok an idea that's been brewing around in my little mentally ill brain for a while now is the idea of nandor getting guillermo a choker as a gift

why you may ask? welp easy chokers are fucking dope af they would make a great gift for any humans who are around vampires for a long period of time (like slayers or familiars)

cause it protects you from being fucking eaten (or at least makes it a bit of an inconvenience) and tells any vampire around you that you're more than just food

it doesn't even have to be anything fancy just a simple spiked choker with the spikes and maybe the clasp made out of silver

bada bing bada boom anti vampire protective wear

I mainly see it happening pre season 5 (maybe around when guillermo becomes his bodyguard) cuz the idea of nandor giving guillermo something like that post season 5 seems kinda passive aggressive?

like it reads as yeah I'm giving this to you so you don't pull that shit again when I'd imagine it being more of a thoughtful gift to protect memo with no other message tied to it (tho this isn't to say guillermo WON'T read the gesture in any other way)

#this whole thought process was inspired by that one night market poster about keeping familiars on leashes #and also just my love for chokers #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #throwing up my thoughts onto tumblr again #simular note I also think professional vampire killers in the wwdits universe also wear protective chokers #cuz like if you're going to go toe to toe with vampires COVER YOUR FUCKING NECK FFS