#so like. if u were wondering if this means i am remorseful. Nope(tm)

[ocpdzim]

here’s my contribution to fandom discourse that might not even be happening because i got mad enough at hypothetical people’s hypothetical conversation to stay up well past 5am making a catty meme directed at people who, again, were completely hypothetical 

#like im kinda sorry about some of the disasters now. but not all of them. and i certainly wasnt sorry at the time #and; to be completely honest; oh boy do i miss causing horrible disasters #i miss destruction SO MUCH #so like. if u were wondering if this means i am remorseful. Nope(tm) #i just recognize that i maybe Ought To Be #like. i wouldnt cause disasters on purpose NOW given the chance but. i am not sorry about previous disasterss #the previous disasters caused by me were Pretty Cool. #the list of things im sorry about is very short and mostly the things on it arent even pertaining to any of the Disasters(tm) #like. disaster-wise i'm sorry that tak's life was ruined because of the whole devastis thing and thats It. #and i would not be sorry about devastis if not for how upset she was about it. she was real upset about that. #i didnt even like her one bit but geez. was she upset or what #the other things i'm sorry about are all just either times i was too mean to gir or times that a fight w dib went Too Far. and thats it #i do not have a great deal of remorse about any of the other problems i caused. #which is funny bc nowadays i feel bad for years if i drop a piece of garbage on the ground by accident and it blows away before i can pick #it up #so like??? #why dont i feel bad about stuff i did in my canon? why do i look back at horrible disasters i caused mainly just with pride and nostalgia? #idk but boy am i glad i dont feel bad about much stuff because there is a LOT of stuff to feel very bad about if i was going to #also you guys can reblog this if you want but if you tag it with a ship name i'll block you. dont do that #longpost ? #ask to tag #violence ?