#so the venerable author of my days is currently being transported to the nearest hospital by his august half

[helshades]

Pro tip: in case of machete, don't actually plant it in your own leg.

#so the venerable author of my days is currently being transported to the nearest hospital by his august half #mostly i pity him for the aid of my mother who missed a profitable career as the sarge from full metal jacket #not necessarily the person i'd want next to me in case of an urgent need to be cajoled #she does drive fast though