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= ça, c'est du féminisme qui aide les femmes en pays musulmans.

Le 8 mars phagocyté par l’extrême gauche ça donne une marée de drapeaux palestiniens et des femmes juives traitées de « sales putes » par des voilées.

Pas un mot pour les femmes en général et certainement pas les afghanes et les Iraniennes non, par contre pour dire que le kérosène sert à brûler les flics on trouve suffisamment de connes.

Après l’antiracisme, les droits des homosexuels, l’écologie, il fallait bien qu’ils arrivent à pourrir le féminisme aussi. Quelle belle perf.

#gallomancy #la violence de la propagande soi-disant propal est inouïe #les gamins qui se croient de gauche n'ont absolument aucun recul c'est terrifiant #féminisme #Youtube

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#amaury guichon #chocolate man #happy new year #if a tad belatedly so

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What pleasure do you get out of being a transphobe lmfao go do something productive

Transphobia is not a thing.

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You sound exactly like my misogynist father

Okay.

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Je saisis bien que le but de cet entrefilet est de condamner la Police en tant qu'institution raciste systémique et tout le tintouin habituel mais l'affaire dont le paragraphe ci-dessus est tiré est autrement plus remarquable que ce fait divers, puisqu'elle a impliqué des policiers ripoux au côté d'autres trafiquants, mis en examen en 2022 dans le Val d'Oise pour avoir monnayé sur une plate-forme en ligne divers services à des délinquants et criminels, consistant notamment à leur fournir des objets saisis, des faux papiers, ou des éléments confidentiels de dossiers d'instruction. Parmi les trafiquants, deux jeunes policiers se détachaient du lot : Yassine G. et Sephora O., la même qui s'illustre dans l'épisode du scooter cité plus haut...

L'affaire de La Geneverie — cet espèce de supermarché du trafic, ainsi que l'enquête avait présenté la plate-forme à l'époque — était un scoop du Parisien. Il n'est pas inintéressant de noter l'angle que choisit aujourd'hui Mediapart pour aborder le sujet.

Sephora, policière, percute un jeune en scooter.

#le racisme anti-noirs des arabes est un réel problème de notre société cela dit #gallomancy

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#this smarts because it is painfully realistic #i too have suffered #reblogiggling #family life

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https://sverigesradio.se/artikel/gavlebockens-ovantade-hot-faglarna-ater-upp-den

Please tell me you read Swedish 😂

THE BIRDS ARE ON OUR SIDE!!!

Due to some change in how the straw was stored (i think) theres more actual seeds left on them and apparently a lot of birds have been slowly eating the goat 😂

yeah eat that goat!

#evil snicker #gävlebocken #gävle goat #so it begins #it's that wonderful time of the year again (for pyromaniacs) (also apparently bird enthusiasts)

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Today, an important Catholic celebration, the birth of Mary, the mother of Christ, was basically cancelled in France as the government banned all processions across the country; the same day, the President—a Catholic who got baptised at 12 out of his own volition—celebrated... Hanukka in the Élysée palace. For some reason.

I swear that man has made a bet with his ministers (of government.) to rekindle the wars of religion before 2027.

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Today I'm co-piloting the chillest rally ever.

#💖 #this is quality time father-daughter bonding folks

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Life is hard when you are a raging Republican but you harbour a secret adoration of Pauline de Metternich.

#the second empire is entirely terrible but pauline slapped #also we need to speak of the woodwork

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OH COME ON

Just look at that cherub face, you insufferable prude, and do like the rest of us: cheer good ol' rotten-toothed Josie for bagging that one!

Louis Hippolyte Charles (Romans-sur-Isère, 5 July 1772—Peyrins 8 March 1837) certainly remains Empress Joséphine's best-known lover. She was nine years his senior, but they were so inseparable since as early as 1796 that she ended up bringing him with her to Milano where she was meant to join her new husband—Hippolyte was introduced to Joséphine by Pauline Bonaparte's husband Charles Victoire Emmanuel Leclerc, with whom he led a regiment of hussards. The two lovers were so blatantly together that they were soon denounced to Napoléon who became enraged and made plans to divorce her already (all of this is seen in the many letters those people wrote to one another, not to mention the many memoirs available that chronicled this time period, many of them quite amicable to Joséphine...) and it was only thanks to Joséphine's wit that the Emperor was appeased and ready to go on with their marriage. She dumped the very pretty Hippolyte and past that point, no lover of hers was recorded to my knowledge, which may be explained either by the Empress' accrued discretion or a newfound sobriety; Napoléon himself seemed to believe in her continued unfaithfulness, however, as he alluded to it in their correspondence. Of course the grief didn't prevent him from his own affairs, including two that resulted in bastard sons...

Seriously, though. Joséphine de Beauharnais was not, like Vanessa Kirby to Joaquin Phoenix, fifteen years younger than Napoléon B(u)onaparte, she was six years older in reality—she was 33 years old when they got married, in 1796, and his sole sexual experience was with a mere prostitute, whereas Joséphine was the very ambitious widow of the freshly-beheaded marquis Alexandre de Beauharnais who was at the time considered the probable inspiration for Laclos' Dangerous Liaisons. In the beginning of her second marriage, she was joyously unfaithful to the Emperor and only came to care for him as his own initial passion dwindled, like most passions do, and because Napoléon came to realise Joséphine would not be able to give her an heir. She wasn't exactly happy about the divorce, for reasons not all sentimental.

Napoleon I wasn't the best politician but he was a ruthless, cunning, brilliant military strategist, and although a charismatic and passionate man by all accounts, he wasn't consumed by conjugal love to the point of forgetting all ambition or, indeed, common sense. To reduce one of the more complex periods in French (and European) history to a vague consequence of Napoléon's raging libido is not only pathetically Freudian, it also happens to be a fucking insult to intelligence.

#hippolyte charles was known to have very long black moustaches though #this portrait cheated us #josephine bonaparte #joséphine was unfaithful and quite right too

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https://www.hrw.org/news/2023/11/22/israel/gaza-hostilities-take-horrific-toll-children

I guess this is fine for you. As long as Hamas dies, am I right bro. Who cares if children are being killed. As long as Hamas dies.

You're projecting far, dear Sir and/or Ma'am.

On a side note, I really don't see how 'Hamas will die', not only because the 'Islamic Resistance Movement' is no person and would consequently not easily be killed, but also, especially, because its leaders have all been chilling in Saudi Arabia, Qatar or Turkey for years and could always find themselves more cannon fodder—it's not like the world, including its westernmost part, isn't filled with fanatics dying to die for the great cause of the Great Califate...

In passing, have you any idea of the ongoing humanitarian tragedies taking place all over the world at this very moment which have involved Islamic extremists slaughtering women and children for reasons that do not appear to excite the West just as much as the Palestinian war? Who cares if children are being killed, 'bro', as long as you never hear about them!

#war is ugly when it happens outside of hollywoodian blockbusters #and surprise! it's a lot harder to find good guys to relate to #palastu

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Seriously, though. Joséphine de Beauharnais was not, like Vanessa Kirby to Joaquin Phoenix, fifteen years younger than Napoléon B(u)onaparte, she was six years older in reality—she was 33 years old when they got married, in 1796, and his sole sexual experience was with a mere prostitute, whereas Joséphine was the very ambitious widow of the freshly-beheaded marquis Alexandre de Beauharnais who was at the time considered the probable inspiration for Laclos' Dangerous Liaisons. In the beginning of her second marriage, she was joyously unfaithful to the Emperor and only came to care for him as his own initial passion dwindled, like most passions do, and because Napoléon came to realise Joséphine would not be able to give her an heir. She wasn't exactly happy about the divorce, for reasons not all sentimental.

Napoleon I wasn't the best politician but he was a ruthless, cunning, brilliant military strategist, and although a charismatic and passionate man by all accounts, he wasn't consumed by conjugal love to the point of forgetting all ambition or, indeed, common sense. To reduce one of the more complex periods in French (and European) history to a vague consequence of Napoléon's raging libido is not only pathetically Freudian, it also happens to be a fucking insult to intelligence.

#napoleon #ridley scott #why sir why #and to think the old leech has invaded provence

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When I have issues with historians, I ask: ‘Excuse me, mate, were you there? No? Well, shut the fuck up then.’

Ridley Scott, director of Gladiator and Napoleon, which explains so much

#napoleon #alexandre dumas senior infamously noted that history may well plundered if only it leads to giving her beautiful children #in this particular case i would say ridley scott illustrates a different french quotation about old age being comparable to a sinking ship #personally i think he ought to be burned at the stake for expiation and a cleansing of france's collective soul #i wish we could pull the cultural appropriation card too #ridley scott #and yet the duellists was so cool

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#what do you mean he was alive still #he was literally a hundred years old #henry kissinger #famous dead

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#note personnelle : penser à houspiller quelqu'un qui fasse un voyage à la décharge à ma place

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... Quand tu as trouvé malin de faire des tas de bois dehors et qu'il faut tout dépiler en catastrophe pour le réempiler à l'abri

#(le caractère catastrophique de la situation n'est-il point faux de dire est dû à un accès prolongé de procrastination ; #lequel nuisit quelque temps à l'opération manutentionnaire susdite.)