#so when adding all the pets I went with the Kangacrew Owen’s Chicken Dipper Michaela’s dog and Water’s dog

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“The average Pirates smp character has 1.5 pets” factoid is a statistical error Scott Denholm who lives on a cliff side and has 30 pets is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

#the number isn’t 100% accurate I went with the letters of the alphabet for the Kangaroos because that’s the order he was naming them in #+ Winston the Gorrila Loki the Croc and Dandi and Mabel the dogs #so when adding all the pets I went with the Kangacrew Owen’s Chicken Dipper Michaela’s dog and Water’s dog #scott smajor #pirates smp #scurvyblr #anyways I did math for this post please praise me