#so yeah 15 minutes is a quick summary when the theoretical episode also ties into about a dozen OTHER theoretical episodes

[dc-bitchin]

i pressed record on my phone because I wanted to really *quickly* summerize an episode for an animated Batman series I would LOVE to make and it ended up being 15 minutes long and makes references to shit only I know about... :|

#batman #TO BE FAIR the actual episode would be like. 45 minutes long. IF NOT LONGER #so yeah 15 minutes is a quick summary when the theoretical episode also ties into about a dozen OTHER theoretical episodes #for a theoretical series that you do not have the skill money or time to make.... #right? #like legit it would be like. both a season finale AND a halloween scarecrow episode #that takes HEAVY inspiration from the original BTAS episode where he first goes “I AM BATMAN!” #in a fit of fear toxin-induced hysteria screaming at a hallucination of his father #AND ALSO REFERENCES LIKE A TON OF OTHER EPISODES THAT TAKE HEAVY INSPIRATION FROM #/ ARE DIRECT RETELLINGS OF SOME FAMOUS AND NOT SO FAMOUS COMIC STORYLINES AND MOMENTS #LIKE THE DRUG / STEROID USE ONE WHERE HE GETS ADDICTED AND KINDA FUCKED UP #(i would be a lot more respectful to what drug use and abuse actually looks like than that story but IT'S STILL A GOOD STORY) #AND THE GUN / “MY LIFE WAS WORTH LESS THAN A ROUND OF AMMUNITION” MOMENT I REBLOGGED EARLIER #AND ALSO WOULD HAVE SOME MOMENTS INSPIRED BY THAT MOMENT IN “THE BATMAN 2022” #WHERE HE'S WEARING THE FLYING SUIT AND ABOUT TO JUMP OFF THE BUILDING AND HAS A PANIC ATTACK #but it would be with the grapple gun because honestly. rule of cool wins out over realism with that one #GOD somebody please hit me up i'm going insane over this and need to scream at somebody about this hypothetical episode / series #but i literally have NO friends who are into batman #I WANNA MAKE THIS SO BAD BUT I CAN'TTTT