#sometimes columbo’s boybestfriend is a woman but that’s because boybestfriend isn’t gendered

[future-crab]

After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.

‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.

#sometimes columbo’s boybestfriend is a woman but that’s because boybestfriend isn’t gendered #boybestfriend is a state of mind #columbo #hercule poirot #agatha christie #agatha christie’s poirot #sherlock holmes #john watson #arthur hastings #captain hastings #arthur conan doyle