#sometimes nonviolent family reunions can’t help but be violent

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Wedding photo

That moment in life when you wonder why you’re doing this.

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#shredder #tmnt #tiger claw #splinter #Splinters just sad that he was invited and promptly thrown out #it brought Shredder great joy #if you can’t tell #Shredder is a massive bridezilla #even though most of the chairs are empty he through a huge wedding #didn’t want to draw the turtles fighting with Bebop and Rocksteady #just now that the wedding cake is now ruined #sometimes nonviolent family reunions can’t help but be violent #with the occasional chance of grievous injury or death #tmnt 2012 #note: shredder was supposed to be raising the middle finger at Splinter #he isn’t here because I lost patience and just posted it