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#sorry if the text is wonky i did it on my phone lmao
nosecondivelived · 1 year
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unsure if this has been done before, but anyways poly ftw
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nnegan13 · 5 years
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lil gift for paige (@air-bison-yip-yip) ily girl 
textfic, on ao3 here 
set in college!AU, if everyone feels kinda OOC its cuz I personally feel like people are different when they’re texting than when they’re interacting irl so sorry if it feels off lmao it’s still fun if you overlook that part aha 
also the formatting is different bc if I did it the same way I usually do texts in fic this would’ve been So Much Harder 
anyways enjoy!!! 
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Martino Rametta to entirely dead inside: head count please 
Eva Brighi: sadly, awake 
Sana Allagui: silvia and fede are still sleeping 
Luchino: Marti Elia says that if you don’t stop turning the lights on and off he’s going to fucking kill you
Luchino: and gio and Sofia are missing 
Eva Brighi: Sofia? 
Sana Allagui: nice 
Martino Rametta: nico’s with me 
Martino Rametta: eyes on ele? 
Eva Brighi: bathroom 
Sana Allagui: someone go tell her not to puke too hard cause I had to clean up last time and I don’t wanna do that again
Eva Brighi: she says fuck you 
Sana Allagui: delightful
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Edoardo Incanti to Eleonora Sava: heard you had quite the night 
Eleonora Sava: remind me to never do college again 
Edoardo Incanti: i thought you liked all the higher education shit 
Edoardo Incanti: ya know 
Edoardo Incanti: learning things so you can make ur mark on the world 
Edoardo Incanti: all that sentimental shit 
Eleonora Sava: fuck sentiment 
Eleonora Sava: can you call the police on a university? the school’s trying to kill me 
— 
Giovanni Garau to Eva Brighi: what do you want for breakfast 
Eva Brighi: you’re an angel 
Eva Brighi: but it’s almost noon just come back we’re getting lunch 
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Luchino to fede text when u wake up we went to get pizza: turns out I was wrong gio and Sofia weren’t missing 
Luchino: just gio 
Luchino: does anyone actually remember Sofia leaving the party last night? 
Luchino: anyways gio’s back 
Luchino: chicco and edo say they’ll be here in five 
Eva Brighi: shit we’ve left 
Luchino: you did? 
Elia Santini: do you pay attention to anything? 
Elia Santini: anything at all 
Elia Santini: sofia didn’t even come last night ffs 
Elia Santini: they fucking changed the name of the chat dude 
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Sana Allagui to Eleonora Sava: when ur done we’re downstairs 
Sana Allagui: please hurry up some of us are starving 
Eleonora Sava: why did you let me drink so much ur supposed to stop this stuff 
Sana Allagui: ur very persuasive when you want to be  
Sana Allagui: are you hurrying or are you just ignoring me now 
Sana Allagui: I’m sending edo to get you 
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Sana Allagui to Edoardo Incanti: how long does it take to wrangle your girlfriend 
Edoardo Incanti: not my girlfriend 
Edoardo Incanti: and don’t fucking say stuff like that you’ll give me ideas 
Sana Allagui: so she’s as slow at getting with you as she is at getting dressed? 
Edoardo Incanti: fuck off 
Sana Allagui: I’m hungry, charms 
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Edoardo Incanti to Fede Canegallo: when are you taking ur test 
Fede Canegallo: why 
Fede Canegallo: need me out of the apartment or smth? 
Fede Canegallo: miss sava coming over? 
Edoardo Incanti: dick 
Edoardo Incanti: i guess you aren’t coming to pizza then  
Fede Canegallo: you don’t even care 
Fede Canegallo: you can just take ele now 
Edoardo Incanti: there’s nine other people with us 
Fede Canegallo: you’d still get down then n there if you were given the chance  
— 
Eva Brighi to Fede Canegallo: edo says he’s disowning you 
Eva Brighi: what toppings do you like on ur pizza 
— 
Eleonora Sava to Giovanni Garau: did i leave my shit at yours 
Eleonora Sava: please say yes 
Giovanni Garau: yeah its here 
Giovanni Garau: [pic] 
Eleonora Sava: blessings from above 
Eleonora Sava: are you joining us or no? 
Eleonora Sava: Eva says to send you the tongue emoji but I’m not feeling nasty today 
Eleonora Sava: she’d send you one herself but she’s got pizza grease on her fingers and doesn’t want to get her phone dirty 
Giovanni Garau: tell her that’s sexy of her 
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Edoardo Incanti to Eleonora Sava: it’s rude to text at the table 
Eleonora Sava: desperate times, mr. hypocrite 
Edoardo Incanti: who’s getting ur table manners so wonky 
Eleonora Sava: wouldn’t you like to know 
Edoardo Incanti: i would, yes 
Eleonora Sava: ur no fun 
Eleonora Sava: just gio, I left my stuff at his this morning
Eleonora Sava: and I’m worried that if I go back to get it I’ll be roped into another midterms drinking game like last night 
Eleonora Sava: he’s not exactly being the most helpful right now 
Edoardo Incanti: want me to get them for you? 
Eleonora Sava: my knight in shining armor 
Eleonora Sava: don’t you have your own midterms to studying for? I don’t want to take time away from that 
Edoardo Incanti: its nbd 
Edoardo Incanti: how bout this 
Edoardo Incanti: I’ll get ur books and you come study at mine and make sure I actually get shit done instead of playing fifa all night 
Eleonora Sava: deal
Eleonora Sava: wait if I rat you out for playing video games instead of joining us last night can we still do that or no  
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Eva Brighi to *plays Baby K even harder*: @chicco @edo @fede ur all the WORST 
Eva Brighi: fifa instead of drinks? 
Eva Brighi: I’m appalled I really am 
Edoardo Incanti: who knew appalled was even in ur vocabulary 
Edoardo Incanti: and why are you texting about this we’re all here 
Eva Brighi: fede isn’t and I want to express my anger at all 3 of you at the same time 
Chicco Rodi: when fifa calls it calls 
Federico Canegallo: doesn’t make it sound better chicco 
Federico Canegallo: nd some of us like having working brains to get through midterms with 
Eva Brighi: who are you and what have you done with fede 
Federico Canegallo: fuck off Eva
Edoardo Incanti: its true high school fede would be ashamed 
Elia Santini: last week fede would be ashamed 
Elia Santini: I’m ashamed 
— 
Eleonora Sava to Edoardo Incanti: eva’s reading my texts over my shoulder I’m sorry 
Eleonora Sava: please let me study at urs they haven’t killed you yet 
Eleonora Sava: I will spam you with pleases until you say yes 
Edoardo Incanti: are you done eating 
Edoardo Incanti: lets just go now 
— 
Sana Allagui to we’ve reached 40 days and 40 nights in relationships wilderness ladies and germs: barrage of obnoxious texts? 
Silvia Mirabella: they’re leaving to go study 
Silvia Mirabella: both of them are too straight laced to actually think of doing otherwise 
Silvia Mirabella: leave ‘em be 
Sana Allagui: they left pizza early 
Sana Allagui: and now we only have one car to get back 
Sana Allagui: chicco’s not going to let me DJ so what’s even the point anymore 
Sana Allagui: it’s what they deserve
Chicco Rodi: when did I say that 
Giovanni Garau: i’m coming n I’m bringing my car don’t get ur panties in a twist 
Sana Allagui: stop thinking about my panties gio 
Giovanni Garau: ffs 
Elia Santini: Sana i’m behind you 
Sana Allagui: many thanks 
Federico Canegallo: I’ve filled my obnoxious quota earlier I’m too tired to do anything else 
Martino Rametta renamed the group what happened to having a working brain fede? 
Eva Brighi: Marti you shit 
Eva Brighi renamed the group we’ve made it to 40 days and 40 nights in relationship wilderness ladies and germs 
Eva Brighi: literally the only established rule of this chat is that we only change the name to keep track of the days 
Martino Rametta: this is exhausting 
— 
Chicco Rodi to Rocco Martucci: do you have the chat muted
Rocco Martucci: sorry who is this? 
— 
Eleonora Sava to Eva Brighi: Eva 
Eleonora Sava: Eva I’m struggling 
Eva Brighi: you left pizza early to go study with edo I am not speaking to you 
Eleonora Sava: evaaaaaa 
— 
Eva Brighi removed Eleonora Sava from Le MAT&T 
Eva Brighi: ele WILL try to thirst text you today do not answer her 
Eva Brighi added Eleonora Sava to Le MAT&T 
Eleonora Sava: sorry what the fuck was that for
Silvia Mirabella: no you don’t get to protest you’ve abandoned us 
Silvia Mirabella: go study miss sava I’m disappointed in you, frankly
— 
Eleonora Sava to Federica Caciotti: are you guys at gio’s 
Eleonora Sava: Fede? 
Federico Canegallo to Giovanni Garau: how’s it going over there 
Giovanni Garau: we don’t have dumb sticks up our asses and aren’t studying so it’s going well 
Federico Canegallo: Eva if I wanted to talk to you I would’ve texted you 
Federico Canegallo: give gio the phone 
— 
Eva Brighi to Federico Canegallo: fuck you 
— 
Eleonora Sava to Sana Allagui: are you guys at gio’s 
Sana Allagui: ERROR 404: The person you are trying to reach is not available. Check your connection and try again later. 
— 
Sana Allagui to Le MAT&T: [screenshot] 
Sana Allagui: and here we have the rare procrastinating ele sava in her natural habitat 
Eva Brighi: what a beautiful creature 
Federica Caciotti: truly moving to see such majesty in nature 
Silvia Mirabella: i can’t believe you’ve captured her on record 
Eleonora Sava: I know you’re all sitting in the same room laughing at each other 
Eleonora Sava: I’m never speaking to you again
Federico Canegallo to Edoardo Incanti: so are you guys still studying 
Federico Canegallo: or are you fucking now
Federico Canegallo: because if you’re fucking I’m not gonna come home 
Edoardo Incanti: 1. you’re a piece of shit 
Edoardi Incanti: 2. did you text me thinking that I would respond if we were fucking? 
Federico Canegallo: I mean its been a couple hours since I left so I was just making sure it was cool to come back 
Federico Canegallo: typically people don’t fuck for entire afternoons on end so 
Edoardo Incanti: please stop saying we’re fucking 
Federico Canegallo: so you’re not? 
Edoardo Incanti: i’m not going to answer that  
Edoardo Incanti: go to gio’s tho she’s moved past procrastinating and gets annoyed if you interrupt her 
Martino Rametta to Eleonora Sava: nico is wondering if we can use your pasta 
Eleonora Sava: will you be following a recipe 
Martino Rametta: i’m not gonna lie to you that was an ask permission after the fact kind of thing 
Martino Rametta: it is edible tho if you want to have some when you get home 
Martino Rametta: when will that be? 
— 
Eleonora Sava to Edoardo Incanti: what are you doing for dinner 
Edoardo Incanti: i think talking in person about this isn’t violating the rules 
Eleonora Sava: it is 
Eleonora Sava: I can text and study at the same time and therefore I’m still studying and therefore we have to stay in separate rooms 
Edoardo Incanti: you can be really obnoxious sometimes 
Eleonora Sava: it’s a talent 
Eleonora Sava: welcome to studying with me 
Edoardo Incanti: ok you’re getting crabby 
Eleonora Sava: rude 
Edoardo Incanti: we’re officially done studying for the moment 
Eleonora Sava: ok official means two party consent 
Eleonora Sava: I did not consent to stop studying 
Edoardo Incanti: acknowledged and overruled 
Edoardo Incanti: i’m coming to you don’t flip ur shit 
— 
Chicco Rodi to someone get milk I haven’t been able to eat cereal in four days and i’m dying: [pic] 
Chicco Rodi: Spotted! Edoardo Incanti out getting saucy with Eleonora Sava when they both said they’d be studying. Maybe they can use their combined genius to turn their ‘break’ into a ‘date.’ xoxo Gossip Girl 
Edoardo Incanti: fuck off man 
Federico Canegallo: edo all you have to do to make this stop 
Federico Canegallo: is stop being a fucking coward and tell her how you feel  
— 
Chicco Rodi to Eva Brighi: edo and ele are at that greek stand by the conservatory 
Eva Brighi: how dare they get gyros without me 
Eva Brighi: what are you doing there 
Chicco Rodi: not getting gyros bc now I have to spy on them 
Eva Brighi: unfortunate 
Chicco Rodi: the things I do for them 
Eva Brighi: what, exactly, are you doing for them 
Chicco Rodi: ur getting too hung up on the details 
Elia Santini to *plays Baby K even harder*: drinks tonight? 
Martino Rametta: some of us value our livers 
Eleonora Sava: and our grades 
Eva Brighi: if you value ur grades so much 
Eleonora Sava: don’t say it 
Eva Brighi: why aren’t you studying rn? 
Eva Brighi: mm? 
Elia Santini: again, drinks tonight? 
Elia Santini: bueller? bueller? 
Luchino: I’m in 
Chicco Rodi: @elia we’re gonna try to play that one game from New Girl tonight 
Giovanni Garau: i fucking love new girl 
Federica Caciotti: doesn’t that revolve around American politicians 
Chicco Rodi: historical figures, please 
Chicco Rodi: and yes 
Federica Caciotti: interesting 
Sana Allagui: I’m coming just to watch you guys be confused 
Edoardo Incanti: when is this starting 
Chicco Rodi: may or may not be four drinks in 
Edoardo Incanti: is2g 
— 
Eleonora Sava to Giovanni Garau: is anyone at urs rn? I need a quiet place to study 
Giovanni Garau: no 
Giovanni Garau: why don’t you go home? 
Eleonora Sava: Eva will yell at me 
Eleonora Sava: and edo forgot one of my books there earlier when he picked them up I’m sorry 
Giovanni Garau: ok i’m leaving right now 
Giovanni Garau: door’s unlocked but please be quick our neighbor will steal everything we own  
Eleonora Sava: eva’s right you are an angel 
Federico Canegallo to Edoardo Incanti: are you coming home or nah 
Edoardo Incanti: went to gio’s to study 
Edoardo Incanti: back later 
Federico Canegallo: do you even need to study this much for the one test you still have 
Federico Canegallo: I don’t understand you 
Edoardo Incanti to Eva Brighi: ele is exhausted please don’t yell at her when she gets upstairs 
Eva Brighi: … 
Eva Brighi: fine 
Eva Brighi: but only cuz you said please 
— 
Eva Brighi renamed the group 41 days and 41 nights in relationship wilderness ladies and germs 
— 
Eva Brighi to Eleonora Sava: Marti wants to know if you want anything for breakfast he and Nico are going out 
Eva Brighi: he also called me lazy for not getting off the couch to ask you in person 
Eva Brighi: will you yell at him for that pls 
— 
Silvia Mirabella to *plays Baby K even harder*: drinks here tonight for those of us who are feeling reckless or actually are done with midterms 
Silvia Mirabella: starting at 21 but we’re getting Thai at 19 if anyone wants to join 
Chicco Rodi: can u be both? 
Silvia Mirabella: yea that’s allowed 
Chicco Rodi: sick 
Elia Santini: if we want Thai but don’t feel like actually going to the Thai place 
Silvia Mirabella: no 
— 
Silvia Mirabella sent a link to silvietta.sil, profile on PayPal to Le MAT&T: fund drinks for tonight pls and thanks  
Federica Caciotti renamed the group Le Mom’s not buying the booze anymore 
Silvia Mirabella: funny 
Federica Caciotti sent a link to federicarica, profile on PayPal: fund my career launch into comedy pls and thanks 
— 
Federico Canegallo to do NOT speak to me about the scooter: fifa tourney @ 15? 
Elia Santini: ye 
Giovanni Garau: taking my last midterm but I can be there at like 16:30 
Federico Canegallo: lame 
Chicco Rodi: will I actually get to play today sir 
Luchino: sounds good 
Rocco Martucci: do any of you actually go to class 
Elia Santini: @chicco @rocco no
Chicco Rodi: fuck you @elia
Martino Rametta: same with gio but Nico says he’ll be there at 15 
Martino Rametta: he’s wondering if you’ll have snacks or no 
Federico Canegallo: tell the little fucker he can die before eating all of my good pretzels again 
Martino Rametta: he says bite me 
Federico Canegallo: @edo hello???? 
Federico Canegallo: update edo is still sleeping but told me to tell you all he’s going to kick your asses 
Elia Santini: fat fucking chance, charms 
— 
Eva Brighi to Eleonora Sava: making coffee would you like some 
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Edoardo Incanti to Eleonora Sava: hi please tell me you actually went to bed last night instead of studying more 
Eleonora Sava: I did 
Edoardo Incanti: ok good 
Edoardo Incanti: when are you taking it 
Eleonora Sava: tomorrow 
Edoardo Incanti: are you feeling better about it than you were yesterday? 
Eleonora Sava: yes 
Eleonora Sava: thank you 
Edoardo Incanti: of course 
Edoardo Incanti: i’d offer to let you come study here again but fede and chicco want to play fifa 
Edoardo Incanti: lucky fuckers are already done with their midterms 
Edoardo Incanti: but if you need someone to study with again, I’ll take on the task 
Eleonora Sava: how kind of you 
Eleonora Sava: I’m ok tho 
Edoardo Incanti: if you’re sure 
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Eva Brighi to Eleonora Sava: are you down for Thai or no? 
Eva Brighi: because now is the time to say something if ur not 
Eva Brighi: silvia is Determined to get spring rolls 
Eva Brighi: I think only you could stop her 
Eva Brighi: sana tried suggesting that Salvadorian place but sil shut her down hard 
Eva Brighi: come save us from tyranny pls 
Chicco Rodi to *plays Baby K even harder*: just wanted to publicly make it known that I kicked Fede and Elia’s asses at fifa 
Sana Allagui: ladies we’ve been demoted to peanut gallery
Sana Allagui: this is a federal offense 
Eva Brighi: @chicco I’ll be impressed when you can beat ele at mario kart
Federica Caciotti: same 
Martino Rametta: points were made
Silvia Mirabella: guys he might die lets not make him do that 
Sana Allagui: can we still take them to court 
Federica Caciotti: yes of course 
Eva Brighi: get ur fucking lawyer ready boys 
Luchino: wait court for what 
Giovanni Garau: grabbing the game cube when I go home this weekend 
Giovanni Garau: mario kart tourney Sunday night 
Federico Canegallo: um pay attention to this tourney pls and thanks 
Chicco Rodi: I’ve been challenged tho 
Chicco Rodi: and they’re suing us 
Federico Canegallo: I will smother you in ur sleep chicco PAY ATTENTION 
— 
Edoardo Incanti to Eleonora Sava: contrary to what the gc says it was mostly me who beat fede and Elia 
Eleonora Sava: color me even more impressed than I already said I was 
Edoardo Incanti: you didn’t say anything 
Eleonora Sava: exactly 
Edoardo Incanti: no one asked you to be sarcastic about it 
Edoardo Incanti: now what’s this about mario kart 
Eleonora Sava: don’t even try I will kick ur ass 
Edoardo Incanti: I’ll have you know I’ve won every single Incanti cousins mario kart tourney since we started doing them when I was like nine 
Eleonora Sava: its not that hard to beat Eva she’s shit 
Edoardo Incanti: we have other cousins ya know 
Eleonora Sava: did mario kart even exist when u were nine 
Edoardo Incanti: ya p sure
Eleonora Sava: hm 
Eleonora Sava: sounds dubious
Eleonora Sava: old 
Edoardo Incanti: hey 
— 
Eva Brighi to Le Mom’s not buying the booze anymore: yeah I think Thai is fine 
Sana Allagui: its not 
Eva Brighi: what’s not fine is hiding in ur room and not answering ur texts all day 
Federica Caciotti: ok so we’ve gotten through procrastination ele and annoyed ele and now we’re on to hermit ele 
Federica Caciotti: we’ve almost completed the cycle 
Silvia Mirabella: is she alive can you tell 
Silvia Mirabella: sana shut up about the food for a sec 
Sana Allagui: ok easy for u when ur the one that’s winning 
Eva Brighi: yeah I’ve heard her go to the bathroom once or twice but she hasn’t come out besides that 
Eva Brighi: I’ve texted her several times and when I call she sends me to voicemail 
Sana Allagui: have you like knocked on the door 
Eva Brighi: I may be an idiot but I’m not stupid Sana 
Eva Brighi: of course I have 
Eva Brighi: ele if you’re reading this knock on ur wall twice 
Eva Brighi: ok she did it. love you ele please come out and eat something  
Chicco Rodi to *plays Baby K even harder*: @ele so are you going to beat my ass in mario kart or not 
Chicco Rodi: you didn’t say anything 
Chicco Rodi: i need to kno how many blows my pride is gonna take this week 
Federico Canegallo: ok you are preemptively anticipating ele beating you when gio’s beating you right now 
Federico Canegallo: you’re not even playing anymore ffs 
Chicco Rodi: some things you just have to accept fede 
Edoardo Incanti: who the fuck says preemptively anticipate 
Eva Brighi: don’t be jealous just bc some fede sounds fancier than you 
Edoardo Incanti: is this bc I insulted ur vocabulary yesterday 
— 
Sana Allagui to Eleonora Sava: not responding to hermit ele takes some strength 
Sana Allagui: is everything ok?
— 
Edoardo Incanti: appalled 
Edoardo Incanti: dubious 
Edoardo Incanti: preemptive 
Edoardo Incanti: anticipation 
Eleonora Sava: no I am not arguing with you about this 
Eleonora Sava: I’m studying 
Eleonora Sava: unlike some people 
Edoardo Incanti: mm ok point taken  
Sana Allagui to Le Mom’s not paying for the booze anymore: ok Eva w/e you’ve done to piss ele off has extended to me 
Sana Allagui: she’s not responding to my texts 
Eva Brighi: well what did you say 
Eva Brighi: also she’s not pissed off she’s Stressed 
Eva Brighi: i’m Stressed 
Sana Allagui: I asked if she was ok 
Sana Allagui: n she didn’t say anything  
Silvia Mirabella: ele knock twice on the wall again if ur stressed 
Silvia Mirabella: eva did she do it 
Eva Brighi: no 
Eva Brighi: her phone’s going straight to voicemail now I think it’s off 
Silvia Mirabella: damn 
Silvia Mirabella: frontal assault into her room? 
Eva Brighi: I have a better idea 
— 
Eva Brighi to Edoardo Incanti: hey
Eleonora Sava to marti make sure nico cleans out the lint filter on the dryer or I will cut you: someone please water the plants on the veranda 
Eleonora Sava: I just realized that I didn’t get to them this morning and they’re sitting directly in the sun 
Martino Rametta: i would totally do it but I am not home atm 
Eva Brighi: I have a good idea for you 
Eva Brighi: you could come out and do it yourself 
Eva Brighi: ele? 
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Martino Rametta to Eva Brighi: everything ok with ele? 
Eva Brighi: you’ve been gone all day I forgot 
Eva Brighi: she isn’t coming out of her room or answering her texts 
Martino Rametta: oh so Test Ele 
Eva Brighi: I think its worse than usual 
— 
Martino Rametta to Eleonora Sava: hi i would request that you set aside your books and take ten deep breaths 
Martino Rametta: nico seconds me 
Eleonora Sava: :/ 
Martino Rametta: eva did water the plants on the veranda she sent me a pic 
Eleonora Sava: :) 
— 
Edoardo Incanti to Eva Brighi: sorry I was talking to nonna 
Edoardo Incanti: she wants us to come over soon 
Eva Brighi: like today soon? 
Edoardo Incanti: no like in a few weeks 
Eva Brighi: ok 
Eva Brighi: wait aren’t you guys doing fifa right now 
Edoardo Incanti: does that make me incapable of texting nonna 
Eva Brighi: she doesn’t text 
Edoardo Incanti: calling nonna then w/e 
Eva Brighi: edoardo incanti did you actually speak to our grandmother or are you bsing me 
Edoardo Incanti: i promise I did I’m just very tired atm 
Eva Brighi: ok lover boy I’ll let it slide this time 
Eva Brighi: text ele for me I haven’t heard or seen her all day and I’m getting worried 
Edoardo Incanti: weird she’s been texting me 
Eva Brighi: of fucking course 
Edoardo Incanti: is everything ok? 
Eva Brighi: she’s being a recluse 
Eva Brighi: I’ve found that she gets like this around tests its p usual 
Eva Brighi: but this feels off I’m worried 
— 
Edoardo Incanti: in order to properly be a recluse you have to turn your phone off you know 
Eleonora Sava: I have no idea what ur talking about 
Edoardo Incanti: Eva says she hasn’t heard from you all day 
Edoardo Incanti: you haven’t been responding in the gc 
Edoardo Incanti: but you’ve been texting me 
Edoardo Incanti: don’t recluses avoid all contact w the outside world 
Eleonora Sava: whoever said I was trying to be a recluse 
Edoardo Incanti: is everything ok? 
Eleonora Sava: yes 
Eleonora Sava: why wouldn’t it be 
Edoardo Incanti: i’m coming over 
Eleonora Sava: you don’t need to 
Edoardo Incanti: i am tho 
Eleonora Sava: edo 
Eleonora Sava: edo seriously you don’t have to 
Eleonora Sava: edo pick up your damn phone 
— 
Edoardo Incanti to Eva Brighi: are you home? 
Eva Brighi: ya 
Edoardo Incanti: come buzz me in 
Eva Brighi: she’s not gonna let you in I’ve tried that 
Edoardo Incanti: w/e just do it pls 
— 
Federico Canegallo: where did you go 
Edoardo Incanti: ele’s 
Federico Canegallo: ok 
Federico Canegallo: not gonna finish the tourney? 
Edoardo Incanti: we played for like two and a half hours I think that’s enough
Federico Canegallo: ok 
Federico Canegallo: are you gonna come to drinks 
Edoardo Incanti: depends 
Federico Canegallo: ok 
Federico Canegallo: tell her to feel better 
— 
Eva Brighi to Le Mom’s not buying the booze anymore: ok better idea is here now 
Sana Allagui: don’t tell me you got edo to come over 
Silvia Mirabella: eva now is not the time to try to set them up 
Sana Allagui: it’s brilliant 
Eva Brighi: ok contrary to popular (silvia’s) belief chicco and I are NOT crazy for trying to set them up 
Eva Brighi: n this isn’t part of that 
Eva Brighi: they are friends and friends are allowed to do shit like care about each other 
Federica Caciotti: and have romantic feelings for one another 
Eva Brighi: not! the! point!
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Silvia Mirabella to *plays Baby K even harder*: numbers for Thai? 
Luchino: me
Elia Santini: ok the tourney’s almost done 
Elia Santini: you’re sure you won’t bring any to us 
Silvia Mirabella: we are going back to mine after this why would we bring it all the way to fede’s 
Chicco Rodi: me for Thai 
Giovanni Garau: same 
Martino Rametta: me n nico too 
Elia Santini: traitors 
Martino Rametta: we literally are already done with the tourney you’re just a sore loser and want to play until you win a game 
Elia Santini: ur exposing me 
Elia Santini: i will eat ur firstborn 
Silvia Mirabella: edo? fede? 
Federico Canegallo: nah I am gonna pity play Elia until he wins 
Elia Santini: fuck you 
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Edoardo Incanti to Silvia Mirabella: any chance you could make a stop here after Thai 
Silvia Mirabella: no i literally just told Elia I’m not going to yours 
Edoardo Incanti: at ele’s 
Silvia Mirabella: oh 
Silvia Mirabella: yeah of course 
Silvia Mirabella: what do you guys want 
Edoardo Incanti: the drunken noodles and that one yellow curry 
Silvia Mirabella: will do 
Silvia Mirabella: is ele ok? 
Edoardo Incanti: yeah she’s alright 
Silvia Mirabella: tell her I’m glad she’s ok 
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Eva Brighi to Edoardo Incanti: how’s ele 
Edoardo Incanti: hungry 
Eva Brighi: we’ll stop by soon 
Eva Brighi: almost done I promise 
Eva Brighi: besides that? 
Edoardo Incanti: she yelled at me for a bit for coming over n got mad when I took away her textbook 
Edoardo Incanti: but then she calmed down 
Edoardo Incanti: currently on the porch 
Edoardo Incanti: she’s v concerned about the plants 
Edoardo Incanti: says you did a shit job of watering them 
Eva Brighi: that is what she wants to say rn 
Eva Brighi: so picky 
Eva Brighi: is she feeling better? 
Edoardo Incanti: i think so 
Edoardo Incanti: really remains to be see tho 
Edoardo Incanti: she’s very stressed 
Eva Brighi: ok 
Eva Brighi: keep me updated 
— 
Silvia Mirabella to Edoardo Incanti: i come bearing food 
Silvia Mirabella: buzz me in pls 
— 
Federico Canegallo to *plays Baby K even harder*: we’ll be over soon 
Eva Brighi: cool we started w/o you 
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Eva Brighi to Le Mom’s not paying for the booze anymore: mission check on ele post drinks is a go 
Eva Brighi: I might be too drunk for this but w/e
Eva Brighi: all the lights are off 
Eva Brighi: it’s quiet 
Eva Brighi: checking her room 
Eva Brighi: oh! 
Eva Brighi: they are asleep 
Sana Allagui: they 
Silvia Mirabella: they?
Eva Brighi: yes edo is here still 
Sana Allagui: nice 
Federica Caciotti: how does ele look 
Eva Brighi: relaxed 
Sana Allagui: are they snuggling 
Eva Brighi: yes 
Eva Brighi: its v cute 
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Eva Brighi renamed the group ok they were snuggling last night are we still in the relationship wilderness, who knows? day 1 
Chicco Rodi: sorry they were what last night 
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50 questions you’ve never been asked
thank you sterre @cherries-n-rocknroll omfg so many lol 🤍
1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? just grey
2. name a food you never eat. idk pea soup?
3. are you typically too warm or too cold? idk lol, it depends on the season i guess
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? scrolling on here probably
5. what is your favourite candy bar? (i’m taking this as like mars bars etc. not the 200g ones uknow) ok but like we have so many specific ones of either here because fazer so like susu? tofferina? dumle snacks? and chocolate in general probably fazer’s salty toffee crunch or honey roasted almond
6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? absolutely not lol
7. what is the last thing you said out loud? no recollection, probably talked to myself in the mirror
8. what is your favourite ice cream? anything b&j, probably blondie brownie core
9. what was the last thing you had to drink? water
10. do you like your wallet? yes because it’s full rn lol. i don’t ever use cash though so i need to make a deposit(?) when all this fuckery is over
11. what was the last thing you ate? the last of my tortilla chips
12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? oh no
13. the last sporting event you watched? absolutely do not watch sports
14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? just the normal buttered ones. or chocolate covered but that’s a bit different
15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? maybe mum
16. ever go camping? no i’m not outdoorsy unfortunately. would be a blast in theory though omg please imagine how nice and fun 😞🤍
17. do you take vitamins? yes but i suppose they probably don’t do much when everything else is wonky. i don’t take naps anymore though when i used to take one every single day 😗
18. do you go to church every sunday? lol no
19. do you have a tan? no
20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza? please do not make me choose omfg but maybe chinese food
21. do you drink your soda with a straw? no
22. what colour socks do you usually wear? funky, black or white, rn only this specific pair of knitted socks i got for christmas though
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? i don’t drive
24. what terrifies you? many things lol but at the same time nothing because idc. but abandonment or like maybe not being aknowleged as Existing to people
25. look to your left, what do you see? just... my apartment in general?
26. what chore do you hate? not even dishes as much as laundry. the laundry is in another building with a small walk. ok maybe all of them except for idk basic organizing 🤷‍♀️
27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? nothing? groovy?
28. what’s your favourite soda? rarely do i drink them but any fancy artisan soda lol
29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? order in
30. who’s the last person you talked to? mum on the phone yesterday
31. favourite cut of beef? lmao idk
32. last song you listened to? don’t remember
33. last book you read? absolutely no clue
34. favourite day of the week? saturday. literally every single other day is so so bad. oh wait thursday used to be theatre and nowadays it’s for semolina porridge so lmao thursday & saturday. but actually just saturday
35. can you say the alphabet backwards? probably not, how do police assume anyone could or is that fake?
36. how do you like your coffee? no
37. favourite pair of shoes? platform derbies
38. the time you normally go to bed? around 2-3am, surprisingly a bit earlier rn
39. the time you normally get up? naturally around 10-11, if it’s school then it wholly depends on the day, no school rn though lol
40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunrise
41. how many blankets on your bed? one light one otherwise i’d die of heatstroke
42. describe your kitchen plates. plain white & big, only one random beige one which is slightly deeper and is the only one i use lol because the shape is perfect
43. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? i mean i’m rubbish w alcohol so i’ve just stuck to lonkero, gin & grapefruit i guess that is
44. do you play cards? no, only cah
45. what colour is your car? don’t have one
46. can you change a tire? nope lol
47. your favourite province? idfk lol the one i live in because i live here? or uusimaa because helsinki lol
48. favourite job you’ve ever had? can’t really say can i lol but the teaching assistant was lovely
49. how did you get your biggest scar? i don’t even really count them as proper scars lol but cut myself 🤷‍♀️ but it was pretty gross when the scab was coming off lol OK SORRY LMAO
50. what did you do today that made someone else happy? i’m in bed still. maybe that
@supersonicfreddie, @hannafuckingsucks and @get-on-your-bikes-and-ride hehee your turn 🤓✌🏻
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