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spacebarbarianweird · 5 months
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Batstarion Headcanons
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He enjoys his new abilities to the highest extent.
Being able to fly is the ultimate freedom, and being able to transform into a flying thing is the skill he never knew he wanted.
The problem is he is the most adorable little white bat the world has seen and also the size of a cat.
And you don't let him forget about it.
When he is in the bat form, you try to squeeze and rub him like a cat.
Also speaking to him with the stupid voice people use to talk to babies and pets.
He pretends it annoys him, but it doesn't.
Though Astarion gets annoyed when you wrap him in a piece of cloth, making him fold his wing around his body.
"Oh, we both know if you really didn't like it, you would transform back!"
When you travel, he sometimes sits on your shoulder, and you mock him for being a lazy vampire.
But he does it to transform back in the most unexpected moment and push you onto the ground with all his weight.
Traveling in the daylight is so much easier - he hides under your shirt like a cat, looking with his small red eyes on the world in the sun.
Time to time you give him your finger to drink blood - in the bat form, he doesn't need a lot, and you can both relax.
"Is it a cat you are carrying there?" "No, it's my ... pet bat!" "Aww, it's so adorable!"
And you keep rubbing the bat's head with your finger.
The moment he transforms back, he looks at you accusingly.
"Adorable? Really?"
"Not so much as in your regular form."
Sometimes you are so tired and stressed he can't console you - neither sweet words nor hugs help. Then, he transforms into the bat and just sits on your shoulder purring into your ear.
He also transforms when it's too much for him.
When he feels disgusted about his body and the cold grip of horror squeezes his undead heart, he turns into the bat mindlessly and tries to hide or fly away.
You often manage to let him hide in your clothes, hiding him from the world by your body and thin fabric.
Bonus (you and Astarion have a dhampir daughter):
She can polymorph into the bat from a very young age.
And you are in awe of how tiny little bats are (she can easily be put in a pocket of your shirt).
She also uses it as her stress-response.
The second she sees something scary, she transforms into a tiny vampire pup (also white in color) and hides in her father's sleeve or under his jacket.
"What scared you, princess?" he asks, touching the delicate wings.
*angry and scared squeaking*
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spacebarbarianweird · 5 months
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Astarion x f!Tav pregnancy headcanons
@treshmind @chillingintheunderdark @azu21 @rachelle-on-the-run
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Ok, it turned out to be much longer than I expected. And very angsty
None of you have any idea it was possible to get pregnant
Astarion is a vampire. He definitely "shoots blanks."
The ability to knock someone up was taken away from him along with his life many years ago.
Until one day, you feel weird. Sick, exhausted.
It's not like you pay too much attention to your monthly bleeding (what's the point anyway?"), but you notice it's been a while
And Astarion, after feeding on you, says your blood tastes different. Not bad, not weird. Just different.
And the scent isn't like it was before.
You are terrified you've caught one of these magical sicknesses or curses no one knows how to cure.
You go to the healer, who gives you a herbal drink, saying, "Take this; it's good for the child, and don't bother me until you feel something is off."
And you stay in the healer's hut, shocked, trying to understand what kind of child he is fucking talking about?
Until you realize.
You remember the night half a month ago, when a group of thugs attacked the village where you and Astarion live together.
Astarion returned from the woods drunk with sentient creatures' blood, his eyes glowing red and his skin blazing hot.
He just swept you away from your feet, dragged inside, stripped you of your light armor, and pinned you to the bed until the next sunset.
It was not the first time he was that "blood drunk," - but it was the first time it happened one of the days you could possibly conceive.
It's just a coincidence. The coincidence you carry inside your womb.
You return home, scared and shivering. By the time Astarion notices you are back, you are already crying.
You have no fucking idea how to be a mother. You have no fucking idea how to raise a child. What are you carrying within?
A person? A monstrosity? Your own death?
What creatures are born from vampires?
Astarion is no less shocked.
He pulls away from you, grabbing a fistful of his hair, and swears in Elven.
The healer may be wrong. You can't get pregnant.
And now you feel even more uneasy - what if you were assaulted?Do you have any memory gaps? What if someone used you?
Astarion leaves at sunset, and you stay alone with your fears
He returns in the morning, calm and quiet. Noticing you are still on your feet, he carries you to bed and asks to sleep while he "figures something out."
When you wake up in the late evening, Astarion has a sudden mood change
He is happy. He smiles. He pulls you to himself, placing a hand on your flat belly.
Then you notice a stack of books.
Dhampirs. Children of mortals and vampires. With insanely long lifespans, immunity for vampirism, and living beating hearts.
"You see. That's what we are going to have".
You slowly start adapting to your new condition,
The child grows fast, and your body changes. Breasts get a bit bigger, and you can't wear your light armor anymore (it is suddenly too small). You are constantly tired and hungry.
Even the most innocent teases from Astarion make you cry - and he panics every time it happens.
He has no idea how to handle a pregnant woman.
You quarrel. Constantly. Because you are both scared to death.
What is worse, Astarion has a serious regress. There are nightmares and self-harm tendencies. He runs away to the woods or the Underdark tunnels at least once a week, and you lash at him for leaving you alone every time he gets back.
Besides, it's his fault he didn't stop drinking blood that night
You have nightmares, too.
You envision a monster growing within you that will gnaw through your flesh any time soon.
And yes, women die in childbirth. Even if before that, they'd challenged the fucking gods!
One day, Astarion puts his head on your belly
He caresses it and whispers something in Elven.
"I hear the heartbeat," he says, eyes teary. "I hear our child's heartbeat!"
From that moment, everything changes,
He no longer goes away. He helps you bathe and dress. Brings everything you ask for and ensure you are comfortable sitting and walking. He prepares the place for the child (ignoring a very rational fear that either you or the child dies)
And he sews. He makes the set of clothes for the newborn, embroidering it with protective Elven runes.
Sometimes you both relax enough to discuss the future.
The day of birth comes much earlier than you expect. Almost a month earlier.
The midwife, perfectly knowing the father's nature, pushed Astarion out of the room.
And he spends a few hours helpless and desperate, hearing your cries of pain. If it was the night, he could at least go outside, but, as it happens, it's a sunny day.
He hates himself for doing this to you.
And as for you, you had no idea it could be so painful.
Finally, Astarion has enough and returns to you, kneeling beside the bed
The moment you see him, you grasp his hand as if you are drowning
And then it's all over.
A squeal, desperate and angry, rings out through the room, and you see a newborn in the midwife's hands.
A tiny girl with long pointy ears is placed in your hands. Not a monster. She isn't deformed. Just a baby. Who is very angry with the fact she's been pushed out from the warm womb to this cruel and unpredictable world.
Astarion can't believe what exactly he sees.
He has a child. He has a daughter. The most normal thing anyone can think of is now a reality for him, someone who once had to get out of his own grave.
Then you give the newborn girl to Astarion, and the moment he takes her, he bursts into tears, pressing the child against his chest.
The girl doesn't cry anymore, piercing Astarion with her dark eyes.
You, still tired and in pain, drink the healing potion left by the midwife and you look up at Astarion.
He notices your gaze and kisses you.
"My love, thank you. This is a gift", he whispers through the tears.
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spacebarbarianweird · 4 months
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I've found a few fics that hc that Astarion purrs when he's happy (Catstarion supremacy lol). Do you think he might if he felt safe enough with Tav?
I am 100% on board with that! I know that bats purr a little bit different from cats but it's not like bats=vampires.
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Purring Astarion
Vampires can purr.
They purr when they are safe, happy, and content.
Like cats.
But have you ever seen a happy vampire?
Never. It's as rare as a vampire who can walk in the sunlight.
They suffer. They starve. They hate themselves.
They are tortured. Beaten. Hunted.
They are never safe enough to do so.
Astarion's life used to be hell. There wasn't a single good thing in his pathetic existence.
But he is free now. Cared. Loved.
He can do whatever he wants.
And he isn't alone. He has a person to hold, to talk to, and to share his feelings with.
Who can sit for hours playing with his curls while he trauma-dumps them about the most horrible events of his life.
Astarion learns about new ways of intimacy - bathing together, holding hands, cuddling.
One day, he wakes up after an especially bad nightmare. He doesn't remember what exactly he saw, but it was so unsettling he scratches his skin with his sharp nails.
When you return and see Astarion like that, you place him above you like a weighted blanket.
Pressing his head against your chest and stroking his back.
Your heartbeat and breathing soothe him, and he stops crying.
You lie like that for what seems like an eternity in silence.
He is happy.
At this moment, he realizes that the last six months have become a counterweight to two hundred years of misery.
Astarion relaxes and feels like falling asleep.
You hear a weird sound, as if there was a big cat beside you.
Purring.
You hug Astarion tighter and realize the purring comes from his chest and throat.
He probably isn't even aware of it.
The sound is nice and pleasant, but the very idea is hilarious, and you burst out laughing.
"What - What is this?" Astarion elbows up, staring at you. "Did I do something wrong?"
There is a weird sensation in his throat, and he shakes his head in disbelief.
"You were purring! Like a cat!"
Astarion is shocked.
It's not like he is fond of the idea that his body reacts so openly to feeling good.
(As if having an erection any time you do something playful wasn't enough to embarrass him).
But all his doubts fade into the background as he realizes how much you like it.
It's like having a big cat in your bed who doesn't try to run away if you squeeze it too hard.
And it's a good indication if Astarion really feels good or just pretends.
Sometimes, you think he feels off, only to hear soft purring from his chest.
Sometimes everything is great, but you don't hear this pleasant vibration.
And you also soon realize that if you make Astarion sit between your thighs, his back pressed against your chest, and start playing with his ears and curls, he immediately starts purring.
Safe, loved, protected. Like a happy cat.
Bonus:
You and Astarion have a dhampir-daughter
You two wonder how many vampiric traits your daughter has inherited.
Will she be able to walk on ceilings? Will she have fast regeneration?
You will find it later, but now you have a newborn girl, who isn't really fond of the idea of being pushed into this unpredictable world.
Once you finish the first breastfeeding session, the girl closes her dark eyes…
And start purring like a tiny kitten.
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spacebarbarianweird · 3 months
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Astarion x Big-Breasted!Tav
Inspired by @mglennonart art
Thanks @thechaoticdruid , @rachelle-on-the-run and and @not-so-lost-after-all for help!
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So, you are a human woman.
Human women come in every form and size, and you are particularly cursed/blessed with huge breasts.
You know how human women find elven men attractive coz they are so beautiful and gentle?
Elven men love human women for their "tits" and "asses".
You know, half-elves are usually born to human mothers, after all.
Unfortunately, the same features, loved by elves, are often a reason for mockery from other humans.
Be it jealousy from other women or undercover lust from men.
You were bullied when you were young and grew up ashamed of your body trying to cover yourself from unasked attention.
Besides, people call women like you "asking for things".
As if backache and inability to sleep on your stomach aren't enough!
Or people assuming facts about you just because you look like that.
With Astarion…
It's different.
It's not "I don't care about tits".
If anything, he cares a lot about them.
But there is awe in how he looks at you.
There is adoration.
He likes pressing his face against your chest, burying his nose in your breasts.
He likes to occasionally put his hand under your shirt.
At first, you were embarrassed by this but later you got used to it.
He sews dresses for you - the ones with deep necklines.
When he first presented you one you refused to leave the house without him by your hand.
But you know he will protect you if someone can't keep their dirty thoughts to themselves.
A man who dared to grope you at the tavern is now missing three fingers.
An old pervert who called you a slut is now a one-eyed pervert.
Astarion also makes you a corset which makes fighting and travelling easier for you.
But it's also suspiciously easy to unlace.
Because if you stay in camp or in an inn, Astarion likes seeing you as you are.
With time, Astarion learns how to transform into a bat, and - and in a bat form he easily fits in your bra.
He can never get enough of it.
Me and @rachelle-on-the-run were carried away A LOT and we have some ideas for NSFW headcanons. Coz it's already very naughty. Would you like to read it?
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spacebarbarianweird · 2 months
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Hi! I absolutely love your headcannons!! Would it be possible for me to request sick Astarion? Or Astarion with a sick Tav? :)
Hi! Thank you for your request! I think I can do both!
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Caring for their sick partner
Astarion takes care of you
He isn't a nurturing type.
He doesn't really care about himself let alone someone else!
Besides, it's not like he used to hang out with mortals a lot.
During your post-game adventures, you end in the far north in the middle of winter.
Astarion doesn't feel cold, but he notices you feel uncomfortable near him - his body is cold, and he steals the heat you need so much.
It causes tension between you two - one of the first challenges for you as a couple.
During a fight, you fall through the ice and almost die in the dark cold waters.
Astarion saves you but the damage is done.
You are severely sick.
Astarion freaks out.
You are dying in his arms.
He has to save you. He won't lose you.
Astarion manages to dress you in dry and warm clothes. He leaves you by the fire for a bit to hunt - you need food, and Astarion needs blood to warm you.
Then, when you stabilize, he carries you to the closest village and gives you all the money you've earned in your travels for a room in the inn.
He spoon-feeds you and wraps you in the warmest blankets.
Sometimes you pout, refusing to take one more bitter medicine, but he can't take this nonsense - you are going to get better. Period.
When you wake up, still in fever, Astarion is always near. Either wrapping you with his blood-warm body or with his ear on your chest as if he was afraid your heart was going to stop at any given moment.
As the spring comes, you finally get better. Astarion gives you a bath, and you realize how itchy and sweaty your body is.
Then he lashes at you, of course.
You were reckless, you were risking yourself. How could you?
But you know he speaks out of fear, and you comfort him, promising to never put yourself in danger without a need.
You take care of Astarion
If you weren't a nurturing type, you wouldn't end up with Astarion.
The man needs help and care, something he never had.
You comfort him after the nightmares and kiss away his tears.
He doesn't need to be cared for physically - once the tadpole is removed, he regenerates, and it's impossible to wound him.
But he is a mental wreck who can have a meltdown over a trigger word or a cruel flashback after an innocent action.
But he is far from invincible.
He is being reckless and ends up surrounded by monster hunters.
They chain him in silver and leave him helpless on the ground to see the sun.
You manage to come to the rescue - and murder all three of them.
But as you fight, the sun rises, and it burns Astarion.
It's almost too late for him when you set him free and drag him to the shadows.
The regeneration is slowed down - the burns are as bad as if he survived a fire.
You give him blood. All you can do without killing yourself.
The assault causes one of the worst setbacks in his healing process.
Astarion is almost catatonic - curling in the darkest corner of the room in the fetal position.
You can only guess what prison his tortured mind is locked in.
You talk to him. Hug him. Takes care of his hair. Caress his back.
Days become weeks, weeks become months - and one evening Astarion is finally back.
He wraps his hand around you and nuzzles your collarbone.
By the end of the night, Astarion is his true self again, ready for everything freedom has to offer.
"I was there, in the tomb," he confesses. "I was locked there, in the dark, and all my life looked like a feverish dream."
"I am here, love," you say. "I will always be here for you."
You pretend you don't see his tears as you say it.
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spacebarbarianweird · 5 months
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Widower Astarion Headcanons
Ok, we wanted pain - I bring you pain. @astarionsbeloved @wickedwitchofthewilds @sleepykitty21 @starlight-ipomoea
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Astarion isn't an idiot; he knows you are mortal, a topic you've discussed before.
Jokingly, he suggested you find a vampire lord, but even if one were found, Astarion would never allow you to turn into a vampire.
"It hurts, it's painful. The existence of a vampire is miserable. I will never do this to you."
The price of mortality is death.
You made him promise not to step into the sunlight and to keep living, carrying memories of you into the future.
You die as you always wanted: in a glorious battle, or safe and comfy in your bed, or brought home by Astarion to a place you grew up in.
You die with no regrets, sorrows, or complaints.
Astarion is numb; all the feelings he learned how to express are gone with your last breath.
He dissociates; it's not him, not now, not real—he is somewhere else.
He hides in the shadows, safe in the darkness and lonely.
Unfortunately, Astarion has never learned how to be alone; you never left him on his own for a long time.
He realizes he can't meditate; there is a mental block preventing him from doing so in your absence.
It's even worse since he can't give himself a break.
Eventually, some friends of yours give him a Potion of Angelic Slumber. He sleeps for a few days in a row, without dreams and nightmares.
When he wakes up, the first thing he does is look for you, and then he realizes you're gone.
In this moment, Astarion breaks down, crying and cursing in Elven and Common.
His back hurts as if there are flesh wounds; the cold grip of darkness holds his undead heart. The tears burn the crimson eyes.
He mourns, grieves, wishes to be dead, but the given promise and the innate desire to survive prevent him from going into the sun.
For the first few years, he lives as a hermit in your shared house, starving himself by not hunting and spending months on your side of the bed without moving at all.
It's not life; it's an existence, miserable and hopeless when he imagines you alive.
A wake-up call is sudden but almost divine.
Deep in his thoughts, he finds himself in his own grave in Baldur's Gate, seeing you six feet above him as young as you were back during the tadpole adventure.
"I didn't get you out of this grave to let you bury yourself. Come on, you promised to me to live! Then, live! This is my last gift."
He wakes up, starving and cold, goes up and leaves for hunting. He hunts for a few days, satiating himself with animal and sentient beings' blood.
As his mind returns to him, Astarion washes and repairs his clothes, brushes his hair, makes himself look decent.
He ravages through your things, collecting them carefully in one place. You wouldn't want a shrine, so he sells the things he won't be able to use anymore.
He puts on your wedding ring (now he has two identical rings) and also a necklace you always liked.
He re-sews one of your gowns into a shirt; now, it feels like you are still with him.
Astarion leaves his first forever home and starts his own journey, taking the role of a sole adventurer - a monster hunter, a protector of the weak. He has always had this heroic side in him, just never admitted.
The most difficult thing is to stay alone; people praise him for saving someone from a monster, but they fear mingling with a vampire.
Sometimes, Astarion cries in his tent, cursing the evil gods for taking the only good thing he ever had.
He constantly talks to himself, imagining you standing beside him.
He actually enjoys these one-sided monologues because he can pretend you are still here.
Years pass, memories of the happy life fade. Astarion joins groups of adventurers here and there but always feels off.
Eventually, he finds the strength to live up to his promise, to enjoy what he has.
He explores places he has never been to, does things he has never done, and hears stories he has never heard.
He makes friends, mostly among long-living creatures. "Oh, my young vampire friend! It's been a while!" A wizard elf greets him with open arms. "I am 400 years older than you, idiot," Astarion chuckles and returns a hug.
Most importantly, he preserves the memory about you, paying bards and storytellers, talking about you at campfires, and putting you as an example of kindness and bravery.
Once, Astarion hears a song, "The One Who Saved Baldur's Gate." The motive and words are nice, but the more he listens to it, the more in shock he is.
This song known to every decent bard in Swords Coast is about you, a distant memory, a long-forgotten story.
He has fulfilled your promise, made sure you live in people's hearts. This day is bittersweet; he cries his eyes out, listening to that song over and over again.
But he feels happy, the first time in years.
With decades to pass, Astarion creates the Blood Guild - a union of vampires and dhampirs who prefer to hunt monsters rather than be ones. They also keep an eye on other vampires who are a danger to mortals, especially those who make spawns and thralls out of innocent victims.
Having immortal undead friends feels nice; having friends who understand his issues, too.
He finds himself in the position of a mentor; vampires come to him for advice and emotional support.
Then he meets a person, a runaway spawn, angry with what happened to them, determined to do whatever it takes to break their chains. Astarion agrees to help; they constantly bicker about every single thing—views on life, personal experiences, shared interests.
This new person is annoying, obnoxious, brave, and lovable. Suddenly Astarion realizes he doesn't want to stay in his tent alone; he doesn't want to speak to himself anymore.
The long-forgotten feeling of loving someone aches in his undead heart, but now it's not his turn to confess.
"You know, I've been manipulating you into helping me. I am sorry. if you want, I will go away."
"You are a good person, Astarion. No one is like you. But you deserve honesty and something real."
Astarion smiles back and hugs this person.
This relationship is different; the runaway spawn is nothing like you, different in every way possible—personality, appearance, behavior, views on life, everything.
At first, there is profound guilt, as if he betrays your memory by having another romantic relationship.
They talk, sharing the darkest and saddest parts of their immortal lives—crimes they had to commit, lives they lost.
Eventually, Astarion tells them about you—how wonderful you were, how kind, how brave, how much you meant to him. His new love smiles and takes away a strand curl from his face.
"So, this is the person I must thank for you?".
He helps his new love to break the chains by killing the vampire lord.
Returning back, Astarion starts talking about the future.
Adventures? Of course! His partner is also a spawn, they need healing and freedom the same way he needed many years ago.
And then - who knows? Life is full of cruel wonders. Especially, for immortals.
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spacebarbarianweird · 4 months
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Astarion and maybe a werewolf tav?
Well, I knew someone will ask about it! And I had to delve into Vampire \ Werewolf relationship!
Astarion x Werewolf!Tav
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TW: a mention of SA
You weren't born like that.
You were attacked at night, assaulted, raped, beaten to death, and left for your demise.
Though, you survived. Crawling back home with your clothes ripped and blood streaming down your legs.
Only to be banished by your own family, because the monster who attacked you, was a werewolf.
And now you are a monster, too.
Silver hurts you, so does fire.
Even a very slight burn hurts like nine hells.
And the transformation is painful, your body twists and your sanity fades as the monster within you unleashes.
You don't control it. You aren't born like that.
You often wake up in a human form without clothes and with flesh wounds, all covered in blood.
Reliving the same traumatic night, when you were assaulted by a monster who ripped your body and soul.
But now you are the monster.
You probably already have some monsters of your own.
The tadpole is a blessing. It can help you to control your transformation, you don't lose yourself anymore.
But you pray no one notices who you are.
Especially Astarion whose company you enjoy.
Until the day you find out he is a vampire.
You are natural enemies.
But who cares. You are both sentient beings, two monsters.
Beaten, tortured, raped, condemned.
With a history of murders.
And you don't have anyone else but each other.
When Astarion kills Cazador you wish only about one thing - to meet the person who did this to you and kill them the same way.
When tadpole is gone Astarion runs away from the sun and you immediately run for him. You search till sunset when you feel the pain.
You are a werewolf again
And you don't control the monster anymore.
You become a beast and rush to your wild hunt
The waking up is painful, you are covered in blood.
And you are tied up.
Astarion sits in the corner of the rooms and he looks at you with those eyes full of worry and hurt.
"I think I can become a monster hunter. I caught you, at least."
He tries to laugh it off but you know he feels awful. He probably had to beat the shit out of you before dragging you here.
You cry. You didn't want him to see you like that.
But he approaches yoy and hugs you as tight as possible.
Whispering sweet nonsense in your ears.
Astarion loves you. In every form.
But you know it hurts him to see your painful transformations, when your body writhes and wraps becoming some sort of ugly monstrosity.
You have an agreement. He locks you up when the time comes, he binds you before the monster takes over.
You beg him to go, but you know he never leaves your side.
You are two monsters, two victims. Bounded together by the Moon and Darkness.
One night, on a hunt for cannibal-werewolfs you smell a familiar scent.
The werewolf who did this to you. Who took your body without consent and destroyed you.
Astarion throws the monster to your feet like a dowry.
"Do whatever you want. And enjoy the process."
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spacebarbarianweird · 6 months
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I really need your earring canons with Astarion. Please! I'm dying for it.
Ok he we go!
Feature: Tav (non-elf)
TW: a litttle bit of suggestive content
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Tav has always been fascinated with Astarion's ears. They are so pointy and have a delightful pinkish hue!
She can't resist the temptation to touch them, and one day, she finally gives in to her curiosity.
The first time her fingers brush against his ears, Astarion flinches, making it clear how uncomfortable he is, even though they are in a relationship.
Tav immediately apologizes and scolds herself for crossing his boundaries.
Later in the evening, Astarion puts his head in her lap and timidly asks her to touch his ears.
Tav can't help but giggle, finding his ears irresistibly pointy. "I like your touches," he murmurs.
She smiles and replies, "And I like your ears."
After that, he is much more comfortable with Tav touching him.
Tav often wonders why he never wears any jewelry on his ears. The elves she has seen usually adorned their ears with various accessories, though not piercings or earrings, which would be painful, but ear cuffs in the forms of flowers and stars.
She decides to buy an ear cuff from a jewelry shop.
The shopkeeper, a female elf skilled in crafting beautiful earrings, notices Tav's hesitation and asks directly who the gift is for.
"You know nothing about elven ears, don't you? Your boyfriend should have told you."
The shopkeeper explains that elven ears are the most vulnerable and sensitive parts of their bodies. Even kisses aren't as intimate as touching a lover's ears.
She continues, "Choosing a pair of earrings for an elf is akin to giving a human lingerie as a gift." 
Tav blushes like a teenager.
The shopkeeper keeps describing elven ears as an erogenous zone and how lovers' tender touches on each other's ears were an incredibly blissful experience.
Showing mercy to Tav, the artisan selects a beautiful silver cuff designed for the left ear.
Tav returns to Astarion and presents him with the gift. He asks her to attach the adornment to his ear.
From that moment on, Tav constantly tries to touch his ears as if marking Astarion as hers and only hers. She also continues getting him ear cuffs.
He never puts them on by himself, always waiting for Tav to choose one and put it on for him.
Cuddling, she sometimes playfully nibbles on his pointy ears, savoring the delightful sounds Astarion makes.
Imagine Astarion and Tav standing in a crowded city they are visiting. They discuss their plans while standing as close as possible in a public place, and Tav begins teasingly touching his ears.
Passersby pay little attention, as they know nothing of elven ideas of intimacy. 
But it's like making out behind a thin curtain.
Suddenly, Tav feels a light tap on her back. An elderly elf stands there with his staff, visibly annoyed and angry.
He scolds, "Shameless youth! In my time, no one would have allowed such behavior in public!"
The elderly elf continues to express his disapproval in an old elven dialect to Astarion and then disappears into the crowd.
 "What did he tell you?"
Astarion, lifting Tav into the air, replies, "He said I should have taught you some manners, and we both should find a room. I agree with the second point."
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spacebarbarianweird · 5 months
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I haven't seen much of Astarion n Elf!Tav, so I was wondering what you would think about them together 🤔
Hi! I've got so many requests for headcanons I really felt like I couldn't decide which one to take next so I asked my subscribers to choose the race for me.
The most voted for Elf! Tav. Since I have separate requests for Drows and Wood Elves, this one is going to be about High Elves.
Hope you will enjoy it!
Astarion x High Elf!Tav
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You are young by Elven standards, still many years from receiving your adult name.
But you already have a lot of life experience - and there is sorrow in your eyes since many of your friends are already too old to accompany you.
And you know sooner or later you will be able to share company only among ones of your kind since the world will change too fast for you to grasp it.
You fall in love with Astarion at first sight. He is your Thiramin, a soulmate, a forever love.
Maybe you were together in your past reincarnations. Or in your past life, you met him as a mortal.
Or it's something new for both of you.
Astarion shrugs this idea away. He doesn't have a soul. He will never see his past lives in his dreams when he gets older (because he will never age), he won't reincarnate when he dies (because he is already dead). There is nothing, only the existence of the undead.
To have a Thiramin you also need to have a soul.
Which he doesn't.
But he still loves you. You are the first person he cares and loves. And unless you don't want him in your life, he won't go away
He also has come to terms with your mortality.
First, you will be around for many centuries. He has at least six hundred years together with you or even more.
Second, you will come back. Not right away, but you will. You will come to him, in your new body, and he will recognize you the same way older elves recognize their long-dead friends in children.
Post-game, you travel. Elven wanderlust takes you places - other continents and planes. Halrua, Kara-Tur, the Vilhon Reach, the Sea of Stars. Sometimes you settle for a bit, but never longer than a decade or two.
You speak Elven to each other. Astarion feels safe speaking his mother tongue to you.
You call each other "Salen Aester" and "Salen Thiramin": my love and my soul.
He likes teasing your ears, caressing and love-biting them.
You do the same to him, though, he wasn't comfortable at first.
But you just made him sit in front of you and allowed him to touch your ears while copying his movements.
He ended up a crying mess.
You also decide to spend some time searching for his family though it's difficult since he doesn't remember anything about his past life.
His surname is though of an Elven origin ("The one who learns by hand") sounds unfamiliar to most Elves you meet.
And Astarion is hesitant about searching for his past life.
"Whatever it was, I don't want it. I want the future. With you."
Once you turn 110 years, you return home to get the adult name.
And marry Astarion.
It's difficult for the elders to accept Astarion - a vampire, an undead, a person with no family or kin. 
But they do.
It's a sin to separate Thiramins, after all.
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spacebarbarianweird · 4 months
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Batstarion learning to fly.
Sorry, I'm new to Tumblr..but enjoying all the fan stuffs!!
Aww, this is an adorable request! Hope it won't dissapoint you!
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Polymorphing is one thing.
It comes natural for a vampire to turn into a bat.
But it doesn't mean Astarion knows how to "bat".
Flying looks like something easy, right?
It's not.
He constantly forgets how to use his wings and falls down.
Or bumps into the walls.
He constantly looks like he has been fighting a crowd of ogres.
All in blood and bruises.
Angry with himself and annoyed.
Unfortunately, if he gets some damage in his bat form, it affects his regular form as well - and for some reason, it doesn't heal that fast.
He breaks his wing? His hand is completely smashed.
He tears the wing skin a bit? His arms look flayed.
You constantly scold Astarion - you worry sick every time he returns like that.
Besides, he needs blood to recover faster - so you let him feed on you while keep being angry.
So when you realize he won't stop trying, you refuse to let him out in the batform without you.
At least, you can catch him
He still hurts himself but it happens less and less until one day you witness him turning into a bat and flying above a field for an hour non-stop until falling down onto your lap and transforming back.
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spacebarbarianweird · 5 months
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Astarion Headcanons
Inbox is open for requests.
General Headcanons
Settling Down together after the game events
Bigger Tav x Astarion
Nightmares
Astarion makes a wedding dress for Tav
Astarion having sensitive ears
Dancing Headcanon
Ressurected Astarion Part 1
Ressurected Astarion Part 2
Astarion's twin brother
Widower Astarion
Tav is a cat owner
Astarion Can Purr Headcanons
Astarion x Big-Breasted Tav
Astarion and you are going to the Lliira's Night Festival
Astarion Pre-vampirism HCs
Astariox x Big\Soft tummied Tav
Taking care of their sick partner
SA victim Tav
M!Tav CSA victim
Dadstarion Headcanons
Boy Dad Astarion
Pregnant Tav
Batstarion Headcanons
Batstarion
Batstarion is learning how to fly
Giving bath to Batstarion
NSFW Headcanons
Astarion x Big-Breasted Tav NSFW
Astarion x Small-Breasted Tav NSFW
Bigger Tav x Astarion NSFW
Batstarion Naughty Headcanons
Astarion x Tiefling!Tav (NSFW)
Astarion x Wizard!Tav NSFW
Astarion x Rogue!Tav NSFW
Astarion x Drow!Tav NSFW
Astarion x Changeling!Tav NSFW
Astarion x Tav With Health Related Conditions
Astarion x Autistic!Tav
Astarion x Blind!Tav
Astarion x Chronic Pain!Tav
Astarion x Mute Tav
Astarion x Tav Who Has to Cover Her Face
Astarion x Depressed!Tav
Astarion x Anxiety Disorder!Tav
Astarion x Chronically ill !Tav
Astarion x Deaf!Tav
Tiefling Tav with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome
Astarion x Custom Race!Tav Headcanons
Astarion x Tiefling!Tav
Astarion x Dragonborn!Tav
Astarion x High Elf! Tav
Astarion x Gnome!Tav
Astarion x Dhampir!Tav
Astarion x f!Drow!Tav
Astarion x m!Drow!Tav
Astarion x Drider!Tav
Astarion x Half-Orc!Tav
Astarion x Wood Elf!Tav
Astarion x Curvy F!Human Tav
Astarion x Werewolf!Tav
Astarion x Changeling!Tav p.1
Astarion x Changeling!Tav p.2
Astarion x Changeling!Tav p.3
Astarion x Protector Aasimar!Tav
Astarion x Scourge Aasiamar!Tav
Astarion x Fallen Aasimar!Tav
Astarion x Eladrin!Tav
Astarion x Gur!Tav
Astarion x Fire Genasi Tav
Astarion x Custom Class!Tav Headcanons
Astarion x Barbarian!Tav
Astarion x Wizard!Tav
Astarion x Bard!Tav
Astarion x Druid!Tav
Astarion x Spore Circle Druid!Tav
Astarion x Ranger!Tav
Astarion x Drakewarden!Tav (Ranger subclass)
Astarion x Cleric of Selûne! Tav
Astarion x Cleric of Latander!Tav
Astarion x Cleric of Bahamuth!Tav
Astarion x Rogue!Tav
Astarion x Monk!Tav
Astarion x Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer!Tav
Astarion x Shadow Sorcerer!Tav
Astarion x Blood Hunter!Tav
Astarion x Archfey Warlock!Tav (Patron Niitra Siotta)
Astarion x The Great Old One Warlock!Tav (Patron Zargon)
Astarion x Fighter!Tav
Astarion x Paladin of Ilmater!Tav
Astarion x Artificer!Tav
Astarion x Custom Background!Tav Headcanons
Astarion x Noble!Tav
Astarion x Noble Elf!Tav
Astarion x Pirate!Tav
Astarion x Feylost!Tav
Astarion x Durge
Astarion x Redeemed Durge
Astarion x Evil Durge
Tiriel the Barbarian Headcanons (OC Tav)
Tiriel Hedcanons (get to know OC Tav)
NSFW Tiriel x Astarion headcanons
Alethaine Ancunin, Astarion's dhampir daughter
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
Dhampirs and Vampires
Serious issues with vampires
Dhampir Freehold
Vampires in the Underdark
Dhampir-Adventurers
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spacebarbarianweird · 5 months
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My Tav is a tiefling, but I rarely see any tiefling!Tav headcanons or fics 😔 would you have any thoughts about what Astarion would think about the whole tail & horns sitch? 🤭 Also, do you think tieflings wag their tails like some animals do when they're excited??
Hi! Sorry for not responding to your last request; I just had no idea what to do with that prompt. I hope this one will compensate!
Thanks, @astariongf, for your insights on Tieflings!
Astarion x Tiefling!Tav Headcanons
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You and Astarion have a lot in common – people perceive both of you as fiends, making them cautious around you.
Your fangs are even sharper than Astarion's, leading to playful biting sessions where he affectionately calls you his "little devil."
Astarion admits that your spicy blood, though burning his throat, is something he rather enjoys.
He can't taste things; even the finest wine tastes like vinegar, and food resembles paper.
But your spicy blood is an exception, offering him a taste that makes him feel alive.
To attract Astarion's attention, you often wrap your tail around his leg like a rope.
You do the same when you are afraid.
Astarion can easily decipher your emotions by simply sensing your grip.
When danger looms, or Astarion is about to do something reckless, your tail catches his ankle, compelling him to stop.
When happy or aroused, you wag your tail like a dog.
It betrays your true feelings; even if you're angry or giving Astarion the silent treatment, it moves uncontrollably when he smiles or speaks sweetly.
Horns are equally fascinating.
Astarion pays special attention to the sensitive skin where bone meets flesh when massaging your horns, another unique feature.
He jokingly crafts "horn-socks" for you.
"Are you aware that horns don't get cold?"
He isn't,
But you find the "horn socks" cute and cozy, leading you to wear them throughout the winter.
The following winter, he crochets an extra-long sleeve for your tail, which you absolutely love wearing. Along with useless "horn-socks".
Despite initial hesitations due to the language's association with pain, you teach Astarion Infernal language.
It's your mother tongue, after all.
And he feels it's ok to torture you with Sylvan Elven. You have a right to make him speak Infernal.
When seeking attention, you softly bump him with your horns.
Your almost claw-like, sharp, and deadly nails are adored by Astarion.
Tieflings, especially those born into human families, face hate and fear, often hearing curses and insults.
Astarion takes a stand against offenders, pulling out his dagger, forcing apologies, and making them kneel before you.
You were embarrassed by a scared man kneeling before you the first time it happened.
However, you can't deny that you like seeing people who hate Tieflings forced to apologize and beg for mercy.
Damn I rather like writing Astarion with custom race \ class Tav. I will be happy to write headcanons with other character options.
My inbox is open for requests so you can ask for specific headcanons, especially, if you feel like your Tav is ignored by the fandom.
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spacebarbarianweird · 6 months
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Astarion Making a Wedding Dress for Tav Headcanon
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Astarion, of course, sewed Tav's wedding dress himself.
He believed he was the only person in the world capable of creating the perfect gown.
Astarion carefully selected the finest and most expensive fabric, dedicating days to crafting the dress.
The fabric, produced by long-living creatures, could endure centuries of usage.
At times, he became so engrossed in the process that he ignored Tav, fully immersed in his work.
Tav would gently touch his hair to return him to reality.
Astarion would look up at her from below, momentarily astonished, as if he had forgotten who the dress was for.
On the wedding day, Tav felt beautiful. And Astarion looked like a member of Baldurian nobility, with a spade at his hip.
Astarion ripped the dress off on the wedding night as if forgetting the many months he had spent creating it.
"It's not like you will ever need it again, won't you?"
Their passion-filled night and the next day didn't require any clothing.
Astarion stumbled over the ripped fabric when he finally got out of bed.
An idea swiftly came to his mind. 
Why waste the expensive fabric?
In a few days, when it got much colder, Astarion presented Tav with a white nightgown.
"Is it my wedding dress?" she asked.
"Darling, I enjoyed taking it off from you that night, and now I want to do that again and again."
Tav wore this gown every time she went to bed, and if Astarion cut or ripped it, he repaired it within a day.
Whoever made this fabric was right about its durability; it looked new decades from the wedding.
Astarion and Tav slept cuddling each other, with him naked and her wearing the gown, pressing the fabric against his skin.
When Tav died, Astarion couldn't bring himself to live in the same place without her and decided to wander the Western Heartlands.
He wanted something to remind him of Tav, but nothing came to his grieving mind.
Then he saw the nightgown made from the wedding dress.
Astarion carefully re-sewed it into an eccentric shirt he used to wear as a spawn and which Tav used to see him daily in the camp.
The shirt feels much better on his skin than the old one.
When he closes his eyes, he imagines Tav hugging him in his sleep, just like she did when she was alive.
He repairs it carefully so it looks as good as new.
No one can understand why it is precious to him, just a white shirt that any tailor could make.
But he wears it, remembering the months he spent choosing the suitable fabric and making the dress, Tav's gentle touches, and how she looked on the wedding day.
He remembers how easily he ripped the dress off that night.
And he remembers how gorgeous Tav looked in bed, wearing the nightgown for the rest of her life.
Of course, it's impossible, but Astarion thinks he can still catch Tav's scent on the shirt
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spacebarbarianweird · 24 days
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Omg i love your Headcanon's but i especially love your spawn Batstarion please can you do a hc where he was truly feeling awful maybe a bad dream or bad day by rude people and Tav (reader) would just give him a spa day just for his bat form he is a purring and happy squeak mess later 🥺❤️
Gosh! It's such a hilarious headcanon I can't go past it.
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You don't know how it works with other vampires, but Astarion's bat form is his stress-response.
It's his way to run away from himself, from nightmares, from horrors.
Even though he is fully conscious in the wild form, you suspect his perception of the world gets different once his tortured soul finds itself in the bat form.
You absolutely adore carrying Astarion in your hands, rubbing his head and stomach as he purrs loudly like a kitten.
Unfortunately, it's also his way of hiding.
If he doesn't turn back for a long time, you know his mind is really in a dark place, and he can't bring himself to face it as himself.
Usually, you start worrying if he stays like that for more than a day.
You start caressing his back, rubbing his ears, saying all the words of love you can think of.
Your voice becomes a lighthouse in the ocean of horrors that shows Astarion the way back.
This time, nothing helps.
It's three days of silence as Astarion flies in his bat form. When you try to talk to him, he barely acknowledges your existence.
Something is wrong, you know that.
So, you decide to take the action in your caring hands.
You order a bath in the inn where you are staying.
You undress and submerge in the hot water, holding Astarion to your chest.
You wash his wings and paws, making sure all your movements are soft and tender.
Rub his head and belly.
You get braver and start speaking all the sweet nonsense you can think of.
Usually, you are embarrassed to say these things because Astarion starts mocking you.
But since he's chosen to be silent you go all out.
How sweet he is, how much you love him.
His eyes are closed, and he purrs quietly as splashes more hot water over him.
"It would be much easier if you told me what's wrong," you finally say, seeing he isn't going to transform back.
You cup his body and press Astarionto your chest as you sit in silence in the bathtub slowly falling asleep.
Then you suddenly feel weight against your body.
Astarion, in his natural form, sits beside you, pressing his curled head to your chest.
"Hm, are you finally back?" You rub his sensitive ear.
"I- I was lost," he reluctantly admits. "My back hurt again, I thought it started bleeding and burning. And it was just too much. And the more I was in the bat form, the more difficult it was to return."
You tug him closer, making sure he is comfortable in your arms.
"But I've heard all these stupid things you told me," he chuckles.
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spacebarbarianweird · 3 months
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What do you think about some headcannons of a curious Astarion intrigued by Tav’s skincare routine ? :3
This is a funny request, to be honest, but who I am not to explore the topic of body image issues and curses that can fuck up the person's skin in a fantasy setting?
TW: Scars left by physical abuse
Astarion x Tav Who Has to Cover Her Face
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Many years ago, you were unlucky to piss off a man who studied necromancy.
He was arrogant and cruel and didn't understand that "no" is a "no".
For your resistance, he mutilated you.
Attacking you with a spell causing necrotic damage.
The half of your face and the right side of your neck look burnt.
You also lost the right eye.
"Once you realize no one will ever want you to feel free to crawl to my bed" he wished you.
Well, you can't punish a necromancer, who was born into a noble family.
You ran away from home.
As far as possible.
You were many things. A beggar, a thief - you did many things to survive.
With time, you learn how to hide your face.
First of all, healing ointments can at least repair some damage.
It's still awful but more bearable.
And blessed be the circus people and spies to invent disguise kits!
It takes ages to apply the make-up, but in the end, you look as if nothing happened.
Life in the camp boosts your anxiety.
What if someone sees you?
And you have to get up really early to make your face look at least decent.
Astarion doesn't pay much thought to it. You like wearing make-up. So what?
One day, he shows up at your tent unannounced (finally feeling comfortable enough around you)
While you are unprepared.
You immediately cover your face, demanding him to leave.
Astarion is taken aback by your reaction, but something tells him something is wrong.
"My sweet, can I take a look?"
You shake your head. No. No one is supposed to see you like that.
But he grabs your hands and pulls them away.
You expect disgust but instead, his eyes glow with anger.
"Who the fuck did this to you?!"
"Who". He knows it was done deliberately.
You tell him everything. About harassment. Lewd words. Pain.
He caresses your mutilated cheek and kisses you.
You spend the rest of the morning crying in his hands.
Astarion doesn't pretend that your face looks "normal".
But he isn't averted by it.
He helps you to apply make-up in the morning and wash your face in the evening.
Sometimes people get rude around you, and Astarion beats the shit out of them (usually demanding apologies).
Astarion also takes care of your prosthetic eye. His rogue hands can deal with the mechanisms much better than you.
When having sex, you notice he always looks directly at you, never trying to close his eyes.
You feel loved. You feel desired. You feel beautiful.
And you feel safe.
If at any time in the future that abuser decides he can't wait anymore and tries to take you by force, he will have to fight someone immune to any form of necrotic damage.
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spacebarbarianweird · 6 months
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Astarion x Tiefling!Tav NSFW
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Tieflings are one of a kind and have an interesting anatomy, so imagine the opportunities.
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Astarion grabs Tav's horns during sex, especially when he is making love to her from behind
Or when they kiss to prevent her from letting go first
Astarion pulling Tav's tail all the time - in private and in public
"No, you aren't going anywhere!" "Astarion, this is equivalent to putting your hand into someone's pants in broad daylight!"
Keeps pulling her tail at any given opportunity because this is the equivalent
Scratching and tickling her tail meanwhile Tav is experiencing a brain melt due to arousal
Especially touching the base of the tail - this is when she is sent off
First, he started to tickle her tail without any background thought (just because he genuinely likes her tail)
Then he noticed Tav whimper quietly, hiding the face in her palms and squeezing his thighs together
"So, it's sexual for you, isn't it?", he chuckles,
If Astarion is willing to continue, he can just carry her to bed and do whatever he wants since Tav's brain is already in orgasmic shutdown
She can use her tail for sexual pleasure as well
Imagine places it can go during sex
And tailjob is absolutely a thing
Tieflings have sharp nails, and Tav is no exception. She digs her nails so deep into Astarion's skin she makes him bleed
Receiving handjobs from her is an absolutely new type of pleasure
She also has fangs, and she can bite like a vampire
By the end of the day, the bed looks like a battlefield, and they both have bitemarks all over their bodies
"WTF happened to you two? Were you fighting?" "We were fucking. And it's not your business."
When Tav is scared or stressed, she wraps her tail around Astarion's leg
When Tav is aroused, her tail starts waggling uncontrollably, and Astarion teases her to the verge of tears
"Yes! Yes, I want you right now! And right here!" "Say please, little demon." "Oh, ffs! Please fuck me!"
Another sensitive spot? The base of the horns
After sex, when Tav falls asleep on her belly, Astarion likes studying her back - these tieflings have the weirdest marks
And wondering what if she had real wings
When Tav is angry, she can sit on her tail like a cat. That's her way of saying, "Don't touch me; I am brooding."
But it usually doesn't last long
Especially if Astarion starts stroking her horns
Then she is a melted goo again
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