#specific to me!’’ and then the moron family wanting to waste their insurance on coordinating benefits when it’s be better served fully

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I’m going fucking insane.

My coworker is at Coachella so I’m the sole employee in the office for 3 days. My coworker is really good at faking niceness for strangers and randos, she’s really outgoing, whereas I hit my complete burnout point a few years ago and my autistic ass can no longer humor idiots, assholes, and old people.

Of all the idiots and assholes testing my patience today, it’s an old person that’s the last straw.

This guy will just….come into our office, every so often. Not to buy anything. Not to see the doctor. Just to chitchat. I do not want to fucking chitchat with the old man with nothing better to do than take up a working person’s time with bullshit. He’s nice, sure, but dude get out. I have a thousand things to do and I’m literally buried under files currently.

But I try. I try to be nice and make small talk. But he asks if I’m going to see the new Russell Crowe movie. Which one? The pope’s exorcist? Oh yeah, actually I am—I like horror movies.

OLD MAN SCOFFS AND SAYS ITS NOT *TECHNICALLY* A HORROR MOVIE BECAUSE ITS ABOUT A REAL PERSON. MY GUY. ITS A HORROR MOVIE. ITS SENSATIONALIZING A REAL PERSON BUT ITS 100% A HORROR MOVIE.

Thank god our next patients walk in then and Old Man leaves but like…. Get out. Get out and leave me alone, I didn’t want to chitchat in the first place, but you wanna argue about whether or not the horror movie is a horror movie??? Old Man, at least when people try to make conversation with a barista and they’re forced to play nice, you at least ordered goods and services. You did no such thing here. Get. Out.

#idiots today include: woman who walks in as I’m putting someone on hold on the phone so I ask her to please just give me a minute #‘oh it’s just a quick question!’ 🙄🙄🙄 bitch I #I’m busy. wait your goddamn turn there’s literally only one person here and it’s me. #bitch over the phone ‘I’ve been leaving messages’ she left ONE voicemail yesterday. that I returned. and she tries to talk to me #WHILE DRIVING the other person in the car yells at her to fucking call back BECAUSE SHES DRIVING #and when she DOES call back she snaps at me as I’m telling her how her insurance works bc I used the phrase ‘in genera’ ‘’not in general!! #specific to me!’’ and then the moron family wanting to waste their insurance on coordinating benefits when it’s be better served fully #using both plans but fucking whatever. and this guy wants no prescription sunglasses WHEN HE NEEDS A PRESCRIPTION TO SEE WHAT IS WRONG W/ U #apple talks #to the tune of spam #the rage has boiled over and the scalding water of my anger is fucking up the burner and causing a weird smell