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applecherry108 · 1 year

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I’m going fucking insane.

My coworker is at Coachella so I’m the sole employee in the office for 3 days. My coworker is really good at faking niceness for strangers and randos, she’s really outgoing, whereas I hit my complete burnout point a few years ago and my autistic ass can no longer humor idiots, assholes, and old people.

Of all the idiots and assholes testing my patience today, it’s an old person that’s the last straw.

This guy will just….come into our office, every so often. Not to buy anything. Not to see the doctor. Just to chitchat. I do not want to fucking chitchat with the old man with nothing better to do than take up a working person’s time with bullshit. He’s nice, sure, but dude get out. I have a thousand things to do and I’m literally buried under files currently.

But I try. I try to be nice and make small talk. But he asks if I’m going to see the new Russell Crowe movie. Which one? The pope’s exorcist? Oh yeah, actually I am—I like horror movies.

OLD MAN SCOFFS AND SAYS ITS NOT *TECHNICALLY* A HORROR MOVIE BECAUSE ITS ABOUT A REAL PERSON. MY GUY. ITS A HORROR MOVIE. ITS SENSATIONALIZING A REAL PERSON BUT ITS 100% A HORROR MOVIE.

Thank god our next patients walk in then and Old Man leaves but like…. Get out. Get out and leave me alone, I didn’t want to chitchat in the first place, but you wanna argue about whether or not the horror movie is a horror movie??? Old Man, at least when people try to make conversation with a barista and they’re forced to play nice, you at least ordered goods and services. You did no such thing here. Get. Out.

#idiots today include: woman who walks in as I’m putting someone on hold on the phone so I ask her to please just give me a minute #‘oh it’s just a quick question!’ 🙄🙄🙄 bitch I #I’m busy. wait your goddamn turn there’s literally only one person here and it’s me.#bitch over the phone ‘I’ve been leaving messages’ she left ONE voicemail yesterday. that I returned. and she tries to talk to me #WHILE DRIVING the other person in the car yells at her to fucking call back BECAUSE SHES DRIVING #and when she DOES call back she snaps at me as I’m telling her how her insurance works bc I used the phrase ‘in genera’ ‘’not in general!!#specific to me!’’ and then the moron family wanting to waste their insurance on coordinating benefits when it’s be better served fully #using both plans but fucking whatever. and this guy wants no prescription sunglasses WHEN HE NEEDS A PRESCRIPTION TO SEE WHAT IS WRONG W/ U #apple talks #to the tune of spam #the rage has boiled over and the scalding water of my anger is fucking up the burner and causing a weird smell

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slutforsilverfoxes · 7 months

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ok i dont know if you do requests or not but this is just something thats been ricocheting around in my head for days and i need to get it out before my brain completely rots. whether or not you want to write it is up to you i just really needed to share this with a hotch lover.

nonbau!reader knowing that the team have a really tough local case their all working overtime on and deciding to try to cheer them up and destress them a bit so she spend a few hours cooking this amazing delicious meal because she knows they'll probably just get takeout. so she swings by the bau around 6ish with the food and the whole team flock around her and around hugging her and thanking her and immediately digging in.

hotch notices from his office and comes down looking way grouchier than normal and hes like "excuse me we have a case to work on im not sure why youre all standing around when theres work to be done. and r why are you here distracting my team they need to focus" before going back into his office and the team is shook bc aaron has NEVER spoken to you like that before. and youre highkey offended like ?? i spent hours of my time doing a nice thing and im getting bitched at like im his subordinate??

but then you slam your purse down on jjs desk, take your earrings out and put your hair up in a ponytail and youre like "give me 15 minutes and ill have that attitude sorted put no problem." before marching away into hotchs office locking the door and drawing the shades and derek and emily are crying laughing cause they know exactly whats about to happen but reid is confused like ??? is she gonna fight with him? why did she put her hair up? whats so funny? and pen and jj have to explain that you went up there to give him a bj and hes just like?!?! AT WORK?!?? and rossi is just watching the shenanigans unfold like 🤭🤭

and you do eventually come back down from his office wiping your mouth on the back of your hand and your hair is significantly more ruffled than before and hotch looks subdued and even a little embarrassed and he just mutters a quiet apology to the team before grabbing a plate of the food you brought (which is actually his favorite meal of yours) before kissing you and thanking you for coming to see him.

My oh my, do I love the way your mind works 😈 Thank you for this request (& for your patience as I took 84 years to write it)! I hope you enjoy 🖤

Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x wife!reader

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A rapid series of buzzes on the table beside you has you pulling your attention away from the sizable dent you’ve made in the stack of thesis papers to be graded for your class. You exchange your favorite pen for your phone, unlocking the screen to find several texts from your closest friend sent in quick succession:

5:49pm SOS

5:49pm (Save Our Stomachs)

5:50pm Pls we’ve been going in circles on this case and he’s in a Mood

You can’t help but smile at the he in question, your stoic, stalwart husband- and your friend’s unit chief. You fire back a response:

-5:50pm Em :( Is he holed up in his office?

5:50pm You know it

-5:51pm Classic 🙄 Lucky for youuuu I’m already making dinner for my favorite people!

The oven timer beeps as if to punctuate your statement, and you rise from your spot at the kitchen table while typing out another message.

-5:51pm Scratch that- it’s ready. Be there asap rocky

-5:51pm Be brave little soldier 🫡

5:53pm You’re my fucking hero

You gather enough plates and cutlery to dish up dinner to the team of agents, then pack them up alongside the foil-covered Pyrex container fresh out of the oven. Deciding against changing out of your yoga pants and your boyfriend’s old law school t-shirt, you pluck the pencil out of your bun that was holding your hair up and toss it onto the table, snag your keys, and make your way out to the car.

The drive into the city is a relatively short one, given that most of the traffic is heading in the opposite direction at this time on a Friday evening. You navigate your way into the parking garage, then head upstairs with your precious cargo.

“Evening, Mrs. Hotchner,” your favorite security guard greets you as you step out of the elevator, and you flash him a smile with a greeting in return. “Come grab a plate when you’re done your rounds,” you call over your shoulder, and his answering grin tells you he’ll be patrolling the floor a little faster than usual tonight.

Four heads pop up from their desks at the sound of the glass double doors opening, shoulders sagging with relief when they spot your bright smile and the telltale bag in your hand that means dinner is served. Derek’s quick to jump up and help you with the heavy container as Emily, Spencer, and JJ follow the two of you into the round table room, animatedly filling you in on their day. JJ’s fingers fly across her screen, and Penelope is rounding the doorway from the back hallway by the time you make it upstairs and start setting up, arms outstretched to pull you into a hug while declaring, “You’re my favorite Hotchner, did you know that?”

“We both know I come second to Jack,” you joke, and Emily lets out a happy groan as she digs into her meal, professing, “You’re at least tied now.”

A pair of solid hands lands on your shoulders from behind, and you feel the familiar scratchiness of Dave’s beard pressing kisses to your cheeks in greeting. “What would we do without you?”

With a laugh, you turn to offer him a helping and answer, “Simply perish.”

Your heart swells as the team settles down around the table enjoying the home cooked meal, but there’s one very obvious absence. A glance at your husband’s office reveals the door is still closed, the room dark save for a glow through the open blinds that you know is from his little desk lamp. Deciding to give him a few more minutes of solitude before barging in and demanding that he take a break to eat, you join your friends at the table to tell them about the senior prank your students recently pulled in an attempt to give their minds a reprieve from their current case.

“I bet you Morgan did stuff like that all the time,” JJ accuses amid catching her breath from laughing at the story about the two chickens released on the top floor, cleverly labeled one and three.

Derek smiles back, ready to take credit, but Emily cuts in with, “A psychological prank like that sounds more like something Spence would do.”

“C’mon now, pretty boy wouldn’t want to inconvenience his teacher,” Derek teases, eliciting a pout from the youngest of the team who counters with, “Hey, I won that prank war against-”

“What’s going on here?”

A hush falls over the room at the sound of Aaron’s voice, the question itself seemingly innocent but its intention clearly to reprimand. Five pairs of eyes drop downward, leaving only you and Dave making eye contact, the older man mouthing an empathetic, Busted, in your direction.

Unbothered, you swivel in your chair to meet your husband’s gaze with a cherubic smile, your voice positively dripping in honey. “Mom’s feeding the kids because Dad forgot that sustenance is important for your brain and body. Now c’mon, take a break and-”

“Does it seem like I have time for that right now?”

Your eyebrows shoot up at his tone, and you drop the teasing lilt to your voice. “Aar, I just wanted you guys to-”

“Go home, Y/N, please,” he requests quietly, pressing his thumb and forefinger to the bridge of his nose with a soft exhale. “We can’t afford to be distracted right now. Everybody finish up and get back to work.” He turns on his heel and returns to his office without so much as a hello or goodbye or thank you, my love, for being so thoughtful and taking care of us directed your way.

Once his footfalls have receded, the entire group releases a collective breath as if they’ve just escaped being chewed out by the principal- at your expense. When you turn back around, you’re met with expressions of shock that reflect your own, like the kids literally just witnessed their dad being mean to their mom for the first time.

“You know how Aaron gets with a case,” Dave tries to soothe your ruffled feathers, and JJ jumps in with, “I’m sure he didn’t mean to come off like that, Y/N, he’s just-”

“Stressed?” you finish her thought for her. You rise abruptly from your chair, dropping your purse on the table with a resounding thud before digging through it to find a spare hair tie. “I know he is. And I also know my husband did not just say that to my face,” you grumble under your breath, combing your fingers through your hair to pull it into a quick ponytail while continuing your tirade. “After I spent hours making a meal between doing my own work? No sir, uh uh, SSA Hotchner. That man needs to relax.”

Spencer leans over to Derek while you carry on quietly cursing their boss for his attitude and asks, “Should we be concerned?”

Derek lets out a snicker before answering, “Maybe for Hotch’s di-”

“Dignity!” JJ cuts in with a sharp look at her colleague, trying and failing to suppress her own smile.

You pause in the doorway, squaring your shoulders before turning back to the team to say, “You guys eat. Enjoy. I’ll take care of your boss.”

“Yes, ma’am,” Emily snorts out, clearly amused. Laughter, applause, and a distinct wolf whistle courtesy of Derek follow you down the carpeted walkway to your husband’s office.

-----(Read Behind Closed Doors here!)-----

When you return to the round table room several not-so-subtle minutes later, you’re greeted by a bunch of giddy smiles, a knowing look from Rossi, and Spencer’s pink-tinged cheek since he’s refusing to make eye contact with you. “All better,” you announce proudly, dropping into a chair before tugging the hair tie from your now slightly tangled locks and combing your fingers through a few persistent knots. “Everybody good and full?”

“Some more than oth-”

You cut your sharp gaze over to Derek and he mimes zipping his mouth shut, a smirk still playing at his lips.

“What he means to say,” Pen huffs, slapping his shoulder, “is thank you so much for dinner, sweetie.”

“It was my pleasure,” you answer genuinely. “You know I love taking care of you guys.”

“And we’re very lucky you do,” your husband’s baritone voice rumbles from the doorway behind you. You turn to find a sufficiently chastened Aaron entering the room, and you offer him your cheek when he places his hands on your shoulders and bends to press a kiss to your smiling face. “I, uh, just wanted to apologize for my earlier-”

“Temper tantrum?” you offer, and Aaron squeezes your shoulders in warning before continuing, “Outburst. I let the stress of the case get the best of me and neglected my duties to prioritize the health of this team. Luckily, my darling wife is always there to make up for my shortcomings.”

You catch your best friend’s eye and shoot her an exaggerated wink at your husband’s word choice, forcing Emily to cover up a laugh with a cough. Aaron’s hand slides over to the nape of your neck, and you know you’re in for it once this case is over.

And you wouldn’t have it any other way.

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AH tags 🖤 @gothwifehotchner @iyv-ray24 @mrs-ssa-hotch @criminalskies @callm3c0nfus3d

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b4tasquad · 10 months

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NEEDY: NIKO OMILANA

Authors note: based on this request. Forgot to reply to it and didn’t realise til I was done🙄 but anyways… a little heated guys.

Warnings: making out! Touching! Dry humping and two horny bitches. Minors dni

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The entire day had passed by in a blur, the countless errands you had to run keeping you transfixed on getting everything done. For the past 5 hours, you had practically ignored everything else, which also meant your boyfriend.

Finally, once you’ve gotten comfortable in the comfort of your own flat, you let yourself relax into the soft pillows littered around your couch. Your phone which had been on do not disturb came back to life again, showing you the amount of messages you had received from Niko.

Niko:

Babe

Bae

Hello?

The one time I’m in a crisis you decide not to be on your phone??? Really.

The fact that you have on do not disturb knowing damn well I’m hitting that ‘notify anyway’ button is too funny🤣

5:31 pm

Niko:

Babyyyyy

Where are you????

I’m so fucking bored

Aj won’t stop waffling in my ear about shit I couldn’t care less about😐😐 like bro I don’t give a fuck where you like it

5:52 pm

Niko:

It’s really hot in here

And I’m not feeling to week yk

Please come… help me?

6:39 pm

With his last text being half an hour earlier, you opt to call him, feeling bad for not being available sooner. The phone hasn’t even started ringing properly when Niko picks up.

“Love, what’s wrong with you?” Is the first thing you say, just choosing to be straightforward about it instead of beating round the bush.

For some reason, he swerves your question. “You need to come over here, like right now.” His words are a whisper, which reminds you he should be in the middle of a shoot. At your lack of answer, he impatiently prods for an answer. “Y/n?”

“Shouldn’t you be doing a shoot?” You pick up the remote, getting ready to stay in after talking your boyfriend out of his so-called boredom. “Niko get back to that.”

“No, baby, you don’t get it.” He whines quietly, aware the boys around him would never let him live it down if they heard. Luckily, they were speaking with the camera crew, allowing Niko to be as annoying as he wanted.

“Then give me a good enough reason to get out of my comfy couch, because it’s not looking good for you.” You rest even deeper down in the edge of the cushion, confident he wouldn’t win. “3…2…”

At the sound of the countdown you can hear Niko huff a breath of air, something he did when annoyed. “Seriously?”

“1…..”

“Okay!” He also mutters something under his breath but relaxes. “I need you.”

You would laugh and ask him what his vague words meant if his tone didn’t speak for him. Having known Niko for as long as you did, there was no question about what he meant. You gazed at the clock over your living room walls, contemplating what to do.

“I’ll be there in 10.”

He quickly thanks you, letting you know he had to get back to filming before hanging up. You run a hand through your hair, laughing a little at yourself.

“Imagine being so horny oh my days.”

But there’s no conflict on what to do. Niko’s begging has done something to you, and the need for his touch is everything you can focus on as you get into your car and drive to your boyfriend’s location. It wasn’t often Niko would be willing to beg that much if the two of you weren’t hidden by the comfort of your bedroom walls, but it seemed as today was an exception .

Walking into the all too familiar place you had been to countless times before, you make your way to the room they always shot at. Niko’s eyes met yours the second you stand outside the open door, and he was quick to smile. He’s quiet as the camera’s moving but when they stop for a second, he comes up to you, hands snaking around your waist.

Having missed Niko, you hug him with as much eagerness, placing a chaste kiss on his neck. You can hear them calling for him, but Niko can’t help himself. Taking hold of your jaw, he connects your lips quickly. You’ve only registered what he’s doing when your boyfriend pulls back again.

“Wait 15 minutes, and I’ll make it worth it.”

“Eh, Niko!” Chunkz calls from his seat across the room. “ Keep it pg 13 for the kids around.”

Sharky puts his hands over Aj’s eyes, and Kenny cackles from his spot beside them. Pushing away the hands, Aj rolls his eyes.

“Let’s do that filming again, thank you.”

The 15 minutes were long and painful. You almost couldn’t watch your boyfriend from the sidelines, every move or word he spoke intensifying the warm feeling in the pit of your stomach. He seemed to have noticed because just a few minutes into you being here, he kept looking at you. Sending you looks far from innocent.

You’re scrolling on your phone, bored when the boys are told they can take a quick break. Niko stands up with a subtle grin, as he talks to Sharky about something, but his eyes are on you, making you excited to get him alone.

Your back hits the wall with such force you're about to complain, but Niko silences you with his exploring mouth. He kisses your body with such intensity, you find yourself not even just breathless, but also speechless. There are no words you can use to even paint a faint picture of how you’re feeling.

“I’ve been waiting for this… all day,” Niko says in between kisses, his lips moving from your neck to your mouth.

Kissing him back with as much energy is hard as you already feel dizzy. His height gives him such an advantage that you can’t compete with. Seeing your struggle, Niko lifts you up your legs coming to cross behind his back. He continues kissing you, but now with the addition of rubbing himself against your body.

His actions leave you whining, something he can’t help but groan at. Niko had always loved hearing your response to his actions, it gave him confidence that he wasn’t the only one enjoying it.

“Wait.” You slightly lean away from the kiss, but Niko only continues to kiss down the side of your neck. “Niko.”

“Hmm?”

“Sit down.”

Quirking his eyebrows, he lets you down, taking a seat on the desk. You were unsure what kind of room the two of you had ended up in, but seeing the amount of clutter you could only guess it was some sort of storage place. You had noticed the desk somewhere in between stumbling into the room, and Niko kissing you senseless.

Climbing onto him, you put your hands around his exposed neck. Niko’s hands roam your body as much as he can, hands slipping into your pants to kneed the soft flesh of your ass. You moan slightly as he also gives it a quick slap, wishing more than ever that he would fill you up.

“Niko.” You start, dragging your body over his clothed thighs with the help of his hands on your ass to move you. He doesn’t let you speak, instead, he pulls you into a hard kiss but still continues to move you.

No clothes were off yet, but there was no need because your boyfriend knew exactly how to get you there. He slips one of his hands out of your pants, Instead using it to pull at your hair and make you look at him. “I told you I’d make it worth it, yeah?”

Then he dives into another lustful kiss, continuing to drive you crazy for the rest of the little time you had before someone got overly suspicious.

#niko omilana #niko omilana x reader #beta squad #✭b4tasquad speaks #fiction #Niko omilana x you #Chunkz #AJ shabeel #sharky #Kenny

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currentfications · 7 months

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Ocean Eyes | Part 3

Pairing: Bada Lee x Producer!Reader

Synopsis: Latrice bailed on you for dinner, but set you up for a date with Bada instead.

Warning: Swearing, Flirting, Legs

AN: Sorry for the late upload and shorter than expected chapter!! Still trying to get over Monday - will try to upload over the next few days. Thank you to everyone for following along~

Previous | Next

After finally getting the keys to your recording studio, you were overjoyed and decided to take Latrice out for celebratory dinner.

Y/N: Dinner’s on me make yourself available

Latrice: 🤨

Latrice: u tryna poison me again?

Y/N: It was one time Latrice get over it

Latrice: I don’t have comprehensive health insurance here I’m not risking it

Y/N: 🙄 I’m taking you out for dinner

Latrice: Keep talking

Y/N: THE STUDIO IS READYYYY 🤩

Y/N: And I don’t wanna drink alone

Latrice: Wait that’s actually good news I’m so happy for you ahhhh 🥰🥰🥰

Latrice: But still no

Y/N: What why what did I do?

Latrice: Nothing I am busy

Y/N: 🧐

Y/N: Busy?

Y/N: …

Y/N: Waitttttt a damn minute

Y/N: I want a name cunt who tf you linked up with

Y/N: HELLO??? MA’AM?

Y/N: Whatever happened to sharing is caring huh?

Latrice: 👉🏾👈🏾

Y/N: Oh god what have you done

Y/N: Tell me it’s not who I think it is you dumb fucking bitch 😇

Latrice: 🤭

Y/N: Ms. Kabamba 😇

Team BEBE was filming the last bit of reaction segments with Mnet while they were interrupted by a few raps on their door. “Come in!” Lusher greeted her co-captain dance mate in with a hug.

Latrice slowly poked her head through the door, “Hey Bada can I borrow you for a quick second?”

Bada looked up, confused, but walked over nonetheless. “Is everything alright?”

“Calling in a personal favour,” Latrice smiled nervously, “can you go on a dinner tonight?”

“Dinner? Sure!” The choreographer hummed and nodded excitedly, “BEBE with Jam Republic?”

“You and Y/N,” Latrice snickered, “I have a date and had to bail, but she’ll be much much kinder to me if you’d go in my place instead.”

Bada raised an eyebrow and pointed at herself. Perplexed, she sounded a little dumbfounded, “Me? Why?”

Latrice rolled her eyes at the obvious question, “She has a fat celebrity crush on you since she the first episode aired, that’s why. Now please, pretty please with a cherry on top, would you go in my place tonight so she don’t-” Latrice stopped dead as you decided you’ve had enough of her ignoring your text and started calling her instead. Her eyes widen slightly in fear as she turned to the taller dancer. “Bada please I’ll owe you one, I’m so so sorry-” she swiped and picked up your call, “heyyyy Y/N, I was just telling Bada about your dinner plan tonight. She’s super keen! Here you go-”

Latrice palmed the phone to the choreographer like a hot potato, mouthing ‘thank you’ at the blonde.

Dinner with Bada? The sentence hasn’t fully registered in your brain as you begun to rip your high school mate a new one. “Ms. Kabamba,” you uttered with the coldest tone you could muster, a tone that Latrice knows all too well. A tone you only take with her when she knows she’s done something stupid, again.

“Sorry to disappoint,” a familiar voice broke you out of your rant. “Ms. Lee here. I heard we have plans?”

Damnit that cunt, I’ll deal with her later. You quickly composed yourself, “Never a disappointment, love. Any dietary restrictions?” You tried to mitigate your hoarse voice (from screaming ‘CUNNNNTTTTTT’ right before Latrice picked up the phone) and previously harsh tone by being as sweet as possible with your word choice, knowing that phone call rarely - if ever - made you sound more personable.

Love? Your husky delivery had the tall dancer flustered, trying to hide a blush taking form on her cheeks. Bada gulped, hard, and stumbled over her words, “N-no, I’m not picky. Where and when?” She tried to pass it off as cool and nonchalant, but Lusher seemed to have picked up on her change in tone.

“I’ll pick you up when you finish for the day? Latrice gave me their schedule.” Bada hummed over the phone, you can almost see her cute head bop as she does. Okay, dinner with Bada. One-on-one. I can do this, no biggie, fuck. “See you then, Love.”

Latrice gave Bada a parting hug when the call was over, the latter still bewildered by the unexpected call. “Thank you so, so much. You’re a life saver. Have fun later!” She quickly shuffled out the room, shutting the door behind her.

Lusher peaked over the tall dancer’s shoulder, Bada’s cheeks still warm from the conversation. She gasped as the blonde slowly clasped her hands onto her face, letting out a small shriek. “Oh god Bada what was that all about?” The co-captain raised an eyebrow at her leader’s demeanour.

“Lusher, did you bring an extra outfit?” Was the first thing that came out of Bada’s mouth.

Y/N: You’re off the hook

Y/N: For now

Y/N: I will grill you afterwards 😇

Latrice: What a weird way to say thank u but ok

Latrice: ure welcome

When you pulled up in your bike, you did not expect the gorgeous specimen to be walking out the building in a skirt. You gulped and paused for a (significant) moment, marvelling at her (legs). Her hair sat perfectly, framing her face. She smiled and waved at you, walking (omg her legs) over with a small prance (her legs y’all). “Hey, thanks for picking me up.”

“God you look amazing.” After pulling yourself together, you realised a slight problem. “I am so sorry,” you quickly apologised, motioning her skirt (legs), “I did not plan accordingly.”

She chuckled and shook her head, “Don’t worry about these, tights underneath. My hair however, is a different story.”

Relieved, you handed her a helmet with a smile and hopped onto the bike, signalling her to get on. Bada giggled and straddled herself behind you, wrapping her hands around your waist. Both of you were suddenly very grateful for the helmets for keeping you road safe and hiding blushes. “You good?” You did one last check. Bada hummed and gave you a soft squeeze before you both rode off.

Tag list: @bada-lee-ily @lil-elliesgf

#bada lee #bada lee x reader #fanfic #swf2 #swf2 x reader

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spideycatt · 9 months

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Cat & Mouse Part 2.5 || MM x F!READER

Synopsis:

You see Miles at a party after a mishap

Now playing:

Yea, I said it // Rhianna, Astrothunder // Travis Scott, Slow Motion // Don Toliver

Warnings: Cussing, BLACK reader, aave (Ik its in like every fic i write but its how i talk dont come for me), partying, bumping n grinding on the dance floor oooo, Mentions of drinking, Use of n-word

Not rlly warnings/ A.N: Mentions of Gwendolyn Stacy🙄, the dancing scene popped up in my head after listening to the linked song on repeat so ofc i wrote about it!!, Just a lil sumn sumn before i close off this lil series

“Oh my GOD Miles just shut the fuck up! I dont care if you and that bitch Gwen got something goin on because you’re not my nigga! Everyones right. Im not gon trip over you and whatever hoes you might have because obviously- this ain’ gon work. I’m over here stressing over finding a new roommate, I’m not gonna stress over someones who’s not my nigga, too.” You scream, staring at Miles as he stood in your doorway, both of you breathing heavily from raising your voices. You shook your head as you slam the door in his face, making sure to give him a pointed look before it shut.

You sigh at the memory of you and Miles’ fight from two days prior. He hadn’t come back to talk to you, and that only made you feel worse for slamming the door in his face like that. But it was true. You two weren’t dating, so you wouldn’t think it over too much. Hence why you were at a some 90’s themed party with your friend right now.

(“You need to bring someone home! Forget about Mr. Lame out there. Have some fun!”

“Girl what? I’m not even thinking bout boys right now.”)

“I’m gonna go get us some drinks! Remember what I said- let loose!”

You nod your head at her, nodding your head to the sound of Travis Scott bouncing off the walls. Which, wasn’t very 90’s, but as long as you were dressed up did it really matter?

You start walking to see where your friend went, but got stopped by someone grabbing your waist. You whip your head around to see who had the guts to touch you like that, and was met with a random guy you’ve seen around school. ‘Kinda cute.’

“Wanna dance, baby?”

You cringe inwardly at the nickname, being so used to Miles saying it to you. ‘You’re literally here to forget about him. One dance won’t hurt!’

Your friend comes back as soon as he starts tugging you away, you shrug at her as she gives you a questioning look.

You both move to the make-shift dance floor as Let’s chill by Guy starts playing. His hands on your hips as you sway your bodies to the music. You were getting really into the song, you were caught by surprise when you look up and see none other than Miles, staring at you two from across the room like he wanted to kill the guy behind you. You roll your eyes, continuing to dance on the boy behind you, when you felt him get pushed off you suddenly. You whip your head around for the second time tonight to see Miles and the guy almost chest to chest.

“Dude what the fuck?!” The guy yelled over the music, looking up at Miles with furrowed brows.

“Hands off my girl.” Miles quipped, looking down at the man with a mean look on his face, making the guy quickly back off.

“You’re crazy.” The boy huffed out, putting his hands up in surrender, quick to run off into the crowd.

Miles turned to look at you, grabbing your hips and pulling you close with a smirk.

“Miles, what the fuck.”

“Hey, Moss. I missed you.” He said, trying to lean in for a kiss, but you put a finger over his mouth.

“You dont get to ‘Hey, Moss,” me right now. Is that a durag on your head? Who the fuck did your hair?” You question rapidly, pushing his hands off you.

“Chill, baby,” he whispered in your ear, placing his hands back on your hips, and kissing down your neck. “My homegirl did them yesterday.”

“I don’t like that.”

“I knew you wouldn’t. Thats why I did it.” He smirked, spinning you around to hold you from behind. ‘Typical.’

“Y’know ma I like this style on you. You really turning me on right now.” He grabbed your hips and moved them along with his, dancing to the song currently playing.

“Don’t think you can make me forget about you and Gwen.”

He sighed in your ear, throwing his head back as he grinds into you. “I already told you baby, it wasn’t like that. She had a thing for me, and I fucked up by not putting her in her place. You know I only want you, ma.”

“No. I don’t know, Miles. You out here letting girls touch on you and do your hair ‘n shit. And that’s making this very hard to believe.” You spat, glaring at no one in particular.

“You’re so sexy when you mad, ma.”

You stay silent at that, slowly bringing one hand up to wrap around the back of Miles’ neck, and putting the other hand over his, which stayed on your hip.

“So do you forgive me baby?” He muttered, rubbing his thumb over your jean skirt.

“Why would I forgive you if we’re not even together?” You counter, tilting your head to the side.

“Oh it’s like that?” He raised a brow, mouthing over your neck.

“Yup.”

“Lets make it official then, yea? Let me be yours. And you can be mine. Just mine.”

“You’d better to tell your ‘homegirl’ to keep her hands out ya hair if I say yes.”

“When you say yes. Y’know you can’t act like this forever.” He turned you back around and smirked down at you, making your tummy fill with butterflies.

“Forget you.” You kiss your teeth, looking away from him as he spreads a hand over your ass cheek.

“Nah. I know you want me, too. Así que dime, Moss. Whats up with you?” (so tell me)

“Ok, ok. Yea.” You sigh, pressing yourself against Miles, hugging his middle and resting your head against his chest.

“What was that baby?” He said smugly, rubbing his hands up and down your sides.

“Don’t make me change my mind, Miles.”

“Fiesty.”

kuett.

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being sooo grumpy with bestierry and he can't figure out what's wrong with you, all he knows is that you're always snapping at him and rolling your eyes and it's starting to bug him so one day he just says "what is wrong with you?" and you're like "excuse me???" and he just says "you've been in a bitchy mood for days now, what is the matter?" and you just huff and walk to your room but ofc he follows you 😌 you try to shut the door before he gets in but he stops you ofc and walks right in behind you 😌 you flop down on your bed and stare at the ceiling and he lays down right next to you 😌 you're not talking so he says "is it... school?" and you ignore him so he keeps trying, saying "work?" and still you give him nothing so he says "friends? ...me? are you mad at me?" and you know he won't leave you alone so you sigh and say "it's orgasms, harry, I can't have an orgasm" and ofc this piques his interest immediately, he's propping himself up on his elbow to lean over you and look at your face and he's like "oh really?" and you ignore him still, so he just leans closer and says "is this a recent development?" and you snap "i don't know, how long have i been being a bitch?" and he's all "hmmm a while then" and you're so quick to tell him "shut up" bc he's very annoying but also 100% right 😌

then he's asking more questions saying "well what changed?" and you're like "i don't know, it's just that what I used to do doesn't... work for me anymore" and when you glance over he looks like he's thinking very hard 😌 he says "do you not have a vibrator?" and you reach behind you for a pillow to throw at him but ofc he catches it then says "answer me, I know you do... or I can just find out for myself?" and he's climbing over you to reach in your bedside table 😌 you nearly scream and try to get up to stop him but he just shoos your hand away saying "I'm just trying to help you stop attacking me!" and finally he finds it and holds it up 😌 out of your reach ofc so you can't grab it 😌 then he says "looks like a pretty robust little guy..." and he starts clicking through the settings 😌 he says "even with this you can't-" and you cut him off saying "no, i can't, now please leave me alone so I can kill myself so I never have to think about this conversation again" and he just rolls his eyes saying "you're so dramatic, and I'm being so nice to you" and you're all "oh really? how is this being nice?" and he says "because I'm offering to help you obviously" and you say "🙄this is not something to joke about I'm dying here🙄" and he's sooo offended saying "I'm not joking! I'll make you cum, you know you'll feel so much better after 😌" and it's just too much so you kick at him gently and say "get out of my room" but he's staring at you so intensely saying "tell me you don't want me and I'll leave" and then it goes quiet and you're just staring at each other 😌 you hesitantly say "you... you're not allowed to make fun of me" and his face drops into something so gentle and he says "i would never, ever, not about something like this" and you nod a little, then say "and you're never allowed to bring it up again" and he smirks saying "oh I don't think I'll be the one bringing it up, asking for more, begging for more-" and you kick him again bc you're starting to blush 😌

after a few more seconds of him just staring at you, you sigh and say "okay do it" and he's never looked more pleased in his life 😌 he leans close to your neck and you're backing away, saying "what are you doing? just use the vibrator and get on with it" and he's like 🙄 well that's your first problem 🙄 you're not supposed to just "get on with it" you're supposed to build it up and go slow, so you really want it 🙄 and you're a little hesitant but willing to take whatever he'll give you so you just go with it 😌 he's kissing on your neck, finding any tender spots he can to suck on and get you desperate 😌 he can still feel how tense you are under him so he murmurs "relax, it'll feel so much better if you just relax and let me take care of you" so you do just that and relax into the sheets 😌 he whispers "good, that's good, just let me worry about everything" and he's kissing on your collarbone 😌 you're trying so hard to stay quiet and he can tell so he says "i know you wanna make some noise for me, don't be shy I'd love to hear it" and that's not enough for you to completely let go but he does hear a few breathy moans and that's enough for him for now 😌 finally he reaches for the vibrator and says "ready?" and you're over his teasing so you say "just do it already" and he's all "gladly 😋" and presses it against you 😌 you let out a sharp moan and he's all "ohhh right there hm?" pressing it a little harder and you nod 😌

you're grabbing at his arm to keep him there and he uses his other hand to hold your waist, trying to keep you at least a little still 😌 he's telling you how pretty you look even though he's sure you're not listening, and he's trying different angles and amounts of pressure to see what really gets you 😌 finally he finds juuuuust the right spot and you gasp out "right there don't stop!" and he's watching the whole time as your jaw drops and your legs shake 😌 sooner than he'd like you're pushing his hand away and he quickly turns it off and throws it to the side, and he puts his hands on your waist so you have something solid to feel while you calm down 😌 he feels you relaxing slowly and his thumbs are stroking the skin on your tummy when he says quietly "was that okay?" and you nod, turning so you're kind of on your side kind of laying on him 😌 he's just playing with your hair waiting for your breathing to calm down while you keep your arm around him and he's never been happier 😌 finally he says "so I guess next time you're in a bad mood i know what to do 😁" and you're too relaxed and boneless to even try and kick him again 😌

OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD BITCH THIS IS LITERALLY A WHOLEEEEEE ASS FIC AND IM FUCKING OBSESSEDDDJFHUFHB WHAT THE FUCKKKVNIFKVJ THIS TROPE IS ONE OF MY FAVESSSS LIKE HE WOULD LOOOOOVE TO HELP YOU OUT AND WOULD MAKE SURE YOU FEEL AMAZINGGGGGG 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

#harry concept #fave concept

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squidgame-content · 3 years

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NEW FIC!!!

Pushy

Pairing: Kang Sae-Byeok X fem!Reader

Warnings: smut, teasing, choking, cursing, manhandling, begging, sae byeok being dominant🙄

You knew Sae byeok loved you, but it had always irritated you a bit when she would tease you about your height. You kinda liked it though, because it just showed she loved you enough to tease you about it.

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You looked up at Sae, your brows furrowed in slight confusion. "What?" Sae asked quietly, almost whispering. "Why do you make fun of my height so much??" You asked, as you dropped your fork on the dinner plate in front of you. She sighed, a little smile playing on her lips as she set down her utensils also. Sae clutched her hands together, leaning forward just a bit, and looked at you from across the table with a look in her eyes you couldn't seem to understand. You squinted at her, "well?" You said, growing impatient and a bit uncomfortable at her staring at you so intensely. "I guess that's just how I show.. affection." "If you want me to stop I can find plenty of other things to tease you about, y/n."

"Oh no", you chuckled softly. " It's okay I don't mind.. I was just wondering why you did it haha" "hm. Ok." Sae whispered under her breath, and you both kept eating dinner peacefully.

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The Next Day

Sae was being AVERAGELY nice to you that day. Nice?! You were a bit confused. She was somewhat nice, but she was never this nice. "There has to be something else going on." You thought, looking over at your sleeping girlfriend. "Eh I'm probably just thinking too much. I'm gonna just go to sleep." It was getting late. You never thought rationally this late.

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The Next Next Day

You woke up quite late. 12:00 to be precise. You yawned loudly, stretching out across the bed as sunlight came through the window in streams, hurting your eyes. You winced from the pain. "Stupid sun." You sighed heavily, and looked beside you, only to see an empty dent in the matress where Sae byeok usually slept. You looked around, finally aware of your surroundings. Then it hit you, a strong whiff of bacon, and what smelled like maple?

You tiptoed into the kitchen, seeing Sae in her PJ's slightly hunched over the stove, focused as could possibly be. You examined closer, sure to not let her know you were there, for whatever reason. She was cooking bacon. When you realized what was on the stove, your eyes immeadiately shot over to a plate, a small plate of pancakes on the counter. You walked in, rubbing your eyes acting like you just woke up. Your freckled girlfriend turned to look at you. "Well good morning" "someone slept late huh?" She said in a velvety tone.

"Yeah." "What's all this for" Sae was quick to respond. " Oh just breakfast." She didn't answer the question properly. You shrugged and ate breakfast as if you didn't feel like you were in the twilight zone.

Later that day, you were feeling bold, and quite perturbed when she made a smug joke about how "short" you were. She compared you to an ELF. you scoffed, and quickly brought similar energy. You scoffed. "You can stop being a bitch." " I liked it a bit better when you were cooking breakfast." "You were quieter." You muttered. "What now??"

"What??!" You accidentally sounded angrier than you were. She quicky pushed you against the wall, causing you to gasp. "Re. Peat. That??" She said in a condescending manner.

You did repeat it, leaning into her face, as condescending as she was.

She scoffed, then chuckled. " Cute." She then lunged, grabbing you roughly by your hips, and threw you on the bed. "Oh!" You gasped, suprised ( not really) at her sudden actions.

She got on top of you so she was straddling you, her hips on yours.

"You'll see what that kind of behavior gets you."

She said in a deep voice. She reached up, tucking your hair behind each of your ears gently, then lifted your chin up to kiss you. Her movements were gentle, but the kiss was rough. "Sae" you moaned. She smiled, biting her borrom lip as she looked you up and down hungrily.

She reached out again, and before you knew what hit you, your clothes were on the floor and she was trailing kisses and hickeys across your whole body, panting loudly in the process.

Your breaths seemed to grow shorter and shorter, as she moved her mouth lower and lower until she was hovering over your soaking wet pussy. She breathed heavier on purpose, just to make you squirm in anticipation

You eventually had enough, pushing her head down, so her nose was pressed against your clit.

She jammed her fingers into you without warning, causing you to throw your head back in overwhelming pleasure. "Sae " "please" you moaned out. Sae kept going faster and faster as you moaned louder. You were close to finishing, and she could tell easily. "Im- I'm gonna-" you were cut off by her cold hands wrapping around your throat. All you could manage to get out were choked moans as Sae continued to plunge her cold fingers in and out of you, pushing you closer and closer to finishing on her hand. She stopped just as you were about to come. She reached up with her other hand, covering your mouth as you whined in muffled protest.

"Beg." You sighed, knowing she wasn't letting up. "Please" "please what?" She said teasingly, inching her face closer and closer to yours so you could feel her breath. "P-please fuck me?" "Aww" she cooed. "youre a pathetic slut" she talked like you were a baby. She kept steady eye contact with you as she licked her fingers clean. She took her hand from your throat, moving both of her hands on either side of your thighs. She spread your legs apart. Taking you off guard by licking your clit faster than you could blink. You moaned, gripping her hair as you felt the sandpaper - like texture of her hot mouth on you.

You finally came, panting heavily. Out of nowhere, you felt Sae, a bit out of breath herself, grip your head, flipping both of you over so your mouth was on her, now wet pussy. You ate her out with as much aggression as she flipped you both with, causing her to moan loudly, a pretty sound.

By the time the both of you had came, you were barely able to breathe. You both got dressed, hardly able to stand without wobbling. Your freckled girlfriend plopped down on the bed, patting the space next to her for you to lay. You smiled shyly, jumping onto the bed next to her, making her giggle.

She sighed contently, pulling you into her arms , turning you around and pressing her body against yours so she was spooning you.

She stroked your hair. "You gonna do that again?" "UGHH!!" You groaned playfully. "You're a bit pushy, you know that?" " Yeah, well, i get that a lot." " But know I only tease u because I love you, ok?" " And besides, it gives me more reasons to be overprotective." " I love you" you muttered. " I know" she wasn't quite used to saying it back.

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OKKK IM NOW EMBARRASSED.

I THREW MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM A MILLION TIMES TRYING TO WRITE THIS SO PLS ENJOY😭

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#squid game smut #kang sae byeok #sae byeok smut #jung ho yeon #kang sae-byeok x y/n #sae byeok

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f1nalboys · 2 years

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the collection live post thing lol

-i like this opening scene way more than the first one i’ll say that

-also asa is literally just going 😡🔪🪓🧨 like go do ur job

-just waiting for everyone in this party to violently die

-asa thot dropping on the light fixtures he’s such a whore

-where’s my sexy man arkin

-there he is <3

-ooooh i like how they show the traps in this one ALSO THE FUCKING TURBINE SHIT??,, BAD ASS

-douche canoe gets to live w only a pinky cut off? 🙄

-this bitch didn’t help arkin like ??? what else can u do????? annoying as mf

-again how does asa even find the time/energy to make these traps?

-why would she stay there while he friend gets crushed to death? id hate to see that

-CMON ARKIN LETS GO BAE

-do car alarms just not go off when someone lands on them LMFAO

-ok so why did they handcuff him? my man was KIDNAPPED

-taken meets the avengers

-this mf breathes like he’s 89 years old and an avid smoker

-arkins accent heheh heheheheh

-lmk when a bra strap can actually open a fucking chest

-asas kind of stupid

-asa more like assa amirite

-this guys a douche when is he dying

-‘you already abandoned the girl once you gonna do it again?’ man go fuck yourself SHE ABANDONED HIM FIRST U CUNT

-be nice to arkin or asa will kill u

-i wanna reas the wiki you see if paz dies so badly i love her

-can they just fix the mfing lights already!!???? I CANT SEE W THE FLASHING U BITCH

-my sister can’t watch this bc of the flashing lights so now i’m gonna have to do a play by play

-arkin what is with u man you were in this fucking place for however many months why r u not looking where u walk and put ur hand 🙄 i love my men stupid

-we got arkin in that sexy grey undershirt now 😝😝 i would drink his sweat sorry idk who said that i was hacked

-asa is a little bit of an artist as you can see

-freakazoid

-asa is so mean can’t the man give it a rest for just a second

-also he’s stupid as hell arkin was literally not even 2 feet away from him and he somehow misses him 😐 i think this guy likes the chase

-go find paz u bitches

-these mfs could’ve been saved if they had listened to arkin just sayinggggg

-don’t trust abby that bitch she’s a liar

-can lucello die already i want paz to live forever and ever

-question r we supposed to care abt elena or whatever her name is? bc i don’t

-i like abby i feel bad for her

-abby is a cunt nvm

-haha she died literally quick as all hell hehehe

-OOOH THE SCENE OF ASA KICKING THE DOOR OPEN LOVE JT

-damn rip the dogs my bitches haven’t done anything wrong

-tubi is giving me too many ads 😐

-would the third collector movie be called the collected 🤔

-NOOO HIS ARM 🤮🤮

-elena was a little too happy to break arkins arm 🤔

-asa is such a bitch like man let them leave 🙄 he rlly killed paz and for what????? bc she was a girlboss??

-arkin get tf up and get outta there let the other mfs die idc abt them

-paz should’ve lived i hate asa

-stab him in the FACE don’t punch him

-OH MY GOD HE JUST STABBED ARKIN IN THE FACE

-i was talking to arkin abt u asa god damn

-genuine question here, asa LITERALLY caught on fire so how did he survive?

-anyways

-arkin dropping to his knees abt to die in the fire us so dramatic king u could’ve jumped over the fire but at least elena was literally thinking at all

-ok i didn’t realize how far away from the door he was LMFAO ur forgiven babe

-damn arkin been through a lot :/ i don’t give a single fuck abt elena or her storyline i care abt arkin am i a misogynist

-so annoying that asa somehow made it out of there it rlly makes no sense but i’ll let it slide bc if the end scene

-yesss arkin beat his ass!!! lock him in the trunk king!!!!!! i hope the collected 3 is arkin torturing asa like he deserves <3

-oooh was asa the little boy that they mentioned on the radio? abt the dad going crazy and killing the family and setting them up at the table for thanksgiving bc he ingested chemicals from taxidermy???? interesting

-‘you here to kill me?’ boy get in the trunk

-nice punch arkin babe 😝 do that to me while we fuck

-hacked again sorry

-the stupid animalistic growls asa lets out r so funny to me

#the collection #the collection 2012 #asa emory #arkin

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I’m giving up on that one message-I sent it four times 😂 I hope you’re feeling alright and slept well once you see this🥰 I’m excited that you made the book blog😍 oh and regarding your message about deactivating...you should always put your mental health and happiness first! We’d wait for you to come back if you have to go for a bit💕-🍻

this is for tumblr u nasty ass ask eating bitch why u eating all the asks we been sending 😡😡thank u love! idk if i will deactivate maybe i was just being an overdramatic bitch!! but u know how sometimes u get really sad and get the urge to just delete all forms of communication with people... i was getting some of those vibes last night so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Why are uni applications so hard?! I just wanna get a degree my god it’s not like I have a phd already. But seriously the things I have to do in order to even be considered sucks the life out of me 🤯 at least I won’t have to pay for it since that’s not how Unis work around here but still 🙄🥺 anywayyyy im gonna reread pride and prejudice now instead of actually focusing on my portfolio haha -🍻

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE FOR THE WIN !!! keep going babe i believe in u lets get this degree!! you’ll have to help me out i’m a little dumb does uni come after high school or is it after your undergrad i’m sorry i know no other terms for this and i’m trying to put it into perspective aldjhfsdkhf but ANYWAY I HOPE IT’S NOT TOO TOO DIFFICULT AND THAT YOU CAN PULL THROUGH I BELIEVE IN U AND I’M SO EXCITED FOR U TO GET YOUR DEGREE!!

MY COPY OF THE FEMALE OF THE SPECIES IS HERE-🍻

YES YES YES WE CAN START READING NOW !! OK THE WAY WE CAN DO THIS IS WE CAN READ CHAPTER 1-5 ?? AND THEN U CAN COME HERE AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK AND I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK AND WE CAN DISCUSS N SHIT AND THIS IS GONNA B SO MUCH FUN!!

Quick question: shall I use y/n and you in my new fic or an original character? I’ve never used y/n before but maybe it’s time to? 🤔Sorry for all the messages today I have a lot on my mind haha 😂 -🍻

I THINK IT DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER U WANNA GIVE THE MC!! I THINK BOTH OC’S AND Y/N’S ARE REALLY FUN TO READ SO I DON’T HAVE ANY PERSONAL PREFERENCE BUT SAY YOU WANNA MAKE THE MC A REALLY BADASS BITCH WITH A FIREY PERSONALITY THEN MAYBE GIVE HER A NAME AND A LOOK AND EVERYTHING TOO!! OR IF U WANT IT TO BE INCLUSIVE SO EVERYONE CAN IMAGINE THEIR OWN CHARACTER THEN USE Y/N!!

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