#splasher obvi got his name for a reason

[orangesand-lemons-234]

So many mistakes are made repeatedly in the Lodge House that when Crutchie comes in and says, "It Happened Again." They have a little guessing game on what happened.

Crutchie: They did it again.

David: Elmer was told he was too small for the top bunk but slept up there anyways and fell off?

Finch: Nah, he would've come running crying to me. I'd say Race and Albert got chased down the streets by the bulls again for robbery and Kloppmans pissed at 'em.

JoJo: Not a chance, I would've been told immediately. I'm gonna say that Mush don't have the money for a bunk tonight, and we all need to fish in and help?

Crutchie: Suprisingly, all wrong. Buttons, last guess, what do ya think?

Buttons: ...Splasher fell in the pond again?

Crutchie: Nope, Specs and Ritz were goofing around at Medda's and fell into the orchestra pit.

Romeo: Jesus fucking Christ, that's the third time this month.

#all of the aforementioned situations have happened on numerous occasions #poor elmer has fallen so many times #and we all know race and albert are constantly getting themselves into trouble #mush doesn't even know where his money goes #it just dissappears sometimes #splasher obvi got his name for a reason #and medda has started to supervise specs and ritz at the theatre so no more newsies and instruments are harmed #newsies #uksies #newsies headcanons #crutchie newsies #david jacobs #finch cortez #finch newsies #jojo de la guerra #jojo newsies #buttons newsies #buttons davenport #specs newsies #ritz newsies #romeo newsies