#sscoded no 297

[sasusakucoded]

Sasuke has a mission near the Land of Mist. In one of the islands, he becomes fascinated that there's a big hospital run by a number of doctors. He decides to visit and take a look around.

Man: Hi! You're new here?

Sasuke: Yeah. *continues walking*

Man: *follows him* Need anything specific?

Sasuke: No.. I just want to look around.

Man: That's.. Unusual..

Sasuke: I'll get going—

Man: Wait, let me tour you around if you want. I'm a staff here.

Sasuke: I don't plan on staying for long.

Man: Lunch maybe?

Sasuke: You're too nice for some reason.

Man: I— Well, I want to talk to the last Uchiha.

Sasuke: You know me?

Man: Everyone knows you. *grins* So, if I may, I would like to invite you to our cafeteria.

Sasuke: *considers it* Okay.

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Man: I hope you'll like our food. I'm sure Konohagakure has great cuisines too. *gives his tray*

Sasuke: *nods* I noticed that there's a lot of doctors here.

Man: Yeah. And almost all of them are single. Even the old ones.

Sasuke: ... *chooses his food*

Man: Rightfully so, one should not marry a doctor. *picks his food*

Sasuke: Why is that?

Man: For one, doctors are always busy. *takes a seat*

Sasuke: Everybody's busy nowadays. *takes the seat across his*

Man: For two, they're very hard to impress.. They've seen almost everything. If you know what I mean.. *chuckles*

Sasuke: *confused*

Man: Also, they'll ignore you unless you're critically ill.

Sasuke: Hn. /thinks/ That's not true at all. Sakura is very attentive.

Man: If you're the jealous type, you will have a hard time with the attention that they get from everyone. And I mean everyone!! *takes a spoonful of soup*

Sasuke: I don't think the attention will be reciprocated as the onlookers intended.

Man: Maybe. Maybe not. And to add to that, doctors always bring some work home. They keep working, researching, experimenting even when they're home.

Sasuke: Hm, if it's that important then that's fine.

Man: Yeah, but to them, work always comes first.

Sasuke: *takes a sip of his water* /thinks/ Our daughter always comes first.

Man: Most of your dates or trips will get cancelled because of their work. They'll get an emergency or something urgent that needs to be attended.

Sasuke: If it's an emergency then that's justified.

Man: *sighs* Most of the time, you won't get replies from texts or calls. They're just too busy for that.

Sasuke: /thinks/ But messages via a hawk gets replies almost instantly. Actually, it's Sakura that waits for my response to her texts. I should check my phone more often.

Man: Sasuke-san?

Sasuke: Hm?

Man: Ah, nothing. I thought you're saying something.. Another reason why people avoid doctors romantically is that their things are almost always dirty.

Sasuke: That's a reach. They're very clean because they need to be sanitized especially for surgeries.

Man: Not all are clean! Also, you can't fake being sick to get attention. They know it and will call you out.

Sasuke: Hn. /thinks/ I'm sure Sakura knew I faked being sick many times and she still took care of me.

Man: So, my advice is to avoid a doctor. *laughs*

Sasuke: Too late for that. I'm married to a doctor.

Man: Y-You're married?

Sasuke: *nods*

Man: To a doctor? A medical doctor?

Sasuke: Yeah. Do you know the Head of Medical Department of Konoha? That's my wife. Uchiha Sakura.

Man: H-Head of Medical Department?

Sasuke: Yes. That also means I'm not the last Uchiha.

Man: I see.

Sasuke: What you said about doctors, they might be true for some people but not for my wife. She's still a hands-on mom to our daughter—

Man: Y-You have a daughter?

Sasuke: Yes.. And she's a hands-on wife to me. I think she's born to be a doctor. Her work ethics is unmatched—

Man: I get it, Sasuke-san—

Sasuke: No, let me tell you more about my doctor wife..

After 1 hour..

Sasuke: So yeah. There are more positive things when you marry a doctor than the negative things.

Man: I— I totally agree, Sasuke-san.

Sasuke: I'll take my leave. *gets up*

Man: It's nice talking to you. *gets up and bows*

Sasuke: *nods*

Man: Please say hi to your wife, for me!

Sasuke: Sure.

Man: /thinks/ I never thought he'd be that talkative.

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