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Headcanon per sscoded number (101 to 200):
Sakura brought flowers to Itachi's grave when Sasuke was on his atonement journey.
Sakura's students were mesmerized when they first saw their sensei's husband when he sat in their class.
Sasuke taught at the Academy about dojutsu, as per Sakura and her students' request.
Sasuke and Sarada get confused whenever Sakura uses terms of endearment that apply to both of them (e.g. darling, dear, baby).
Konoha wives complain that they rarely go on dates with their busy husbands.
Sasuke and Sakura always whisper/gossip whenever they pass by each other or attend a meeting together.
Sakura likes checking Sasuke's heartbeat with her stethoscope because it's always pounding and she knows that's a sign of love.
When Sarada was born, Sasuke was overprotective of her to the point of being so extra like using Susanoo when she trips or asking Shino to exterminate a bug that bit ber.
When she's tired and sleepy, Sakura would ask Sasuke to go to bed early only for her to be hyperactive and talkative that prevents him from sleeping.
Due to their height difference, it became a habit for Sasuke to lean down and for Sakura to tiptoe when they talk or kiss.
If Sakura feels discomfort (like having back pain, cramps, etc), Sasuke tries everything to help her feel better.
When Sasuke is away for too long, Sakura visits him to bring food and helps him with chores (e.g. cleaning, washing clothes, etc).
Konoha has programs for husbands to learn hobbies for their wives (e.g. baking, massage, etc); Sasuke and others always participate even if they're saying that the events are stupid.
When Sasuke is at home, he does silly things (e.g. slicing a cake using his sword, trying Sarada's glasses, etc) when he thinks no one is looking.
Sarada informs Sasuke whenever there's a milestone for Sakura as a doctor and he makes sure to attend.
When Sakura gets too busy and overworked, Sarada writes to Sasuke and he would reprimand his wife through a letter or would come home to personally tell her.
Sasuke tries to make Sarada's training with him more fun (e.g. using Susanoo as swing, making obstacle courses like a playground, etc), so she'll enjoy it.
Whatever Sasuke does when he wakes up in the middle of the night (e.g. peeing, drinking water, etc), Sakura would also wake up and go with him.
Sasuke hates it when boys steal glances at Sarada.
Baby Sarada thought that her Papa's name is Anata.
Sakura had never felt that kind of sorrow when Sasuke left; she felt like a part of her left with him.
Sakura and Sasuke have memorized each other's body including the number of moles, etc.
Sarada cringes at her parents' sweet moments but at the same time finds them cute.
When they traveled together, Sasuke didn't help Sakura at first because he thought she's a strong independent woman but he learned that even so, girls want to be babied, and so he did.
Sakura thinks that she truly fell in love with Sasuke when all her prayers' contents were just about him, his safety, and his happiness.
Sasuke didn't understand why his girls are keeping his photos until they explained it to him then he also started keeping their pictures in his pocket.
Sarada thought that her dad is using his eye power to communicate with her mom but it's actually just husband-wife intuition.
If Sasuke wants to try a hobby, Sakura joins him even she has already mastered that hobby.
When Sasuke got back to Konoha after his journey, he always invited Sakura to his place to hang out.
Sarada learns that her dad is very kind and pure by doing regular things (e.g. walking and getting told to avoid trampling the flowers) with him.
Sasuke won't allow anyone call Sakura annoying and if he hears someone does, he'll make sure to put them in their place.
Birthday s*x was Sakura's gift to Sasuke then they had Sarada a year after.
When Sasuke wants something, he asks Sakura if she wants it and would only proceed if she says yes.
The Uchiha family likes to try anything new (e.g. newly opened restaurant, karaoke place, etc).
Sakura insists that Sasuke should still go to Konoha for his mandatory regular checkups because some doctors from other villages take advantage of him.
Sasuke does simple but thoughtful things (e.g. checking the temp of a bench before letting her sit) for Sakura that she really appreciates.
Sakura blushes at Sasuke's compliments only, no matter if it's about her beauty or her strength.
Sasuke lets Sakura wear whatever she wants but ensures to accompany her if it's a bit revealing because he doesn't trust men.
Sarada dislikes being taken to or picked up from school by her dad because other students pester her to ask about Sasuke.
Sakura likes wearing Sasuke's shirts when he's away because they're so comfy.
Sasuke worries that Sarada hates to be an Uchiha only to find out that one of her motivations to become a hokage is to clear their clan's name.
After their mission at the Land of Redaku, Sasuke and Sakura started to play card games and the stakes are high.
Sasuke is more of an "acts of service" guy so he doesn't say I love you to anyone until Sarada pointed out that her mom has probably been waiting for him to say it; so he does.
When Sarada removes her glasses, Sasuke always tells her how much she looks like her mom and how kawaii she is.
Sakura shoots Sasuke random compliments regardless if he's talking about something serious.
Sasuke and Sakura have an inside joke of him calling her Oneesan because she's slightly older.
The Uchiha and Yamanaka couples go on double dates regularly.
Sasuke was so frustrated and anxious hearing Sarada's cries when she had her ear piercings as a baby.
Sasuke and Sakura say that their love languages are Acts of Service and Words of Affirmation respectively, but in reality it's Physical Touch.
Sakura lets Sasuke only to use her personal things (e.g. earphones, chopsticks, water bottle, etc).
Sakura knows when a person is sick and Sarada has a habit of pretending okay even if she's not and Sasuke pretends he's sick when he's okay.
Sasuke usually doesn't care about what other people are talking about but he can't help but meddle when they talk sh*t about women.
Sasuke only replies to one part of text messages, which makes his girls frustrated.
Sakura uses Sasuke's brands (e.g. soap to wash her hands, detergent for pillow cases, etc) so she can still smell his scent when he's away.
If Sarada asks her mom for permission, Sakura would say ask Sasuke and if Sarada asks her dad, he'd say ask Sakura.
When Sasuke works at home, Sakura stays with him knowing full well she'll fall asleep after several minutes.
To Sasuke, asking people other than Sakura to do regular things (e.g. cutting fingernails) is not something to be jealous about because there's no malice.
Sarada acts cool when she's with her parents but is very ecstatic and proud to talk about them with other people.
Sasuke would always invite Sakura to his meetings because he can't stand other people.
Even before becoming a couple, Sakura is someone that will do something for Sasuke (like defending him) without him knowing.
Kizashi didn't know that Sakura and Sasuke tried to kill each other and only found out when they're already married.
Sasuke is very gentle with Sarada and would always cheer her on when she feels down.
Sasuke stops by the food stalls to buy Sakura's favorite snacks and she would eat them no matter how crumbled they get from being squished in his pocket.
Sasuke knows every gossip in Konoha because Sakura updates him.
When Konoha 11 had outings, Ino tried to cheer up Sakura because she knew she missed her teammates, especially Sasuke, very much.
Sasuke doesn't understand how to use emojis properly, which makes his daughter cringe.
When they were still a genin, if Sasuke borrowed Sakura's notes, she'd lend him a clean version because her real notebook was full of doodles/notes about Sasuke.
Like a typical Asian mom, Sakura always brings a bowl of fruit to Sarada whenever she's in her room.
Sakura is only comfortable drinking beyond her limit when Sasuke is around because they both know she wants to have s*x when she's drunk.
When Sasuke traveled alone, he learned how to write basic words in foreign language and he always included "Sakura" so he could teach her when they're together.
Sasuke lets baby Sarada do whatever she wants (including things she's not allowed to do yet), which frustrates Sakura.
When Sasuke receives multiple notes from Sakura in one day, he knows that he needs to go home asap because most likely she misses him so much.
Sasuke is very proud of Sakura for founding the Children's Therapy Center and wonders if he'd be different if there's something like that when he was younger.
Sakura started calling Sasuke, Anata, when they became a couple and he started calling her Tsuma when they got married.
The hospital staff has a running joke that Sakura has no crush except her husband because she doesn't even care if they have a popular patient.
Sasuke is too hygienic that he dislikes it when Sakura kisses him as soon as he wakes up but does the same thing to Sakura even if she also complains.
Sasuke can't take flattering pictures of his wife and daughter; they're either too near or pixelated.
Team 7 redid their team photo and realized that nothing had changed.
Sarada likes trying out new recipes and regardless if they taste good or not, Sasuke would always say it's good and would finish the entire thing.
When Sasuke stays in Sakura's clinic to wait for something, he tries her medical devices out of curiosity and pretends he's a doctor.
Sakura would dream about Charasuke sometimes and he would rizz her up using medical-related picku-up lines.
Even after being married for more than a decade, Sakura is still gushing over moments with her husband, which annoys Ino and Sarada because they have heard the stories hundreds of times already.
Sasuke was so sure that he'd have a baby boy because of their genes, but realized that he's meant to be a girl dad after having Sarada.
After Team 7's mission (i.e. riding a chakra-fueled bike to the sky), Sakura got her motorcycle fixed and she and Sasuke would stroll around or go on roadtrips using it.
Sakura still holds a grudge against Orochimaru for being the 1st one to bite Sasuke's neck.
Sasuke knows Sakura's measurements that he can buy her clothes that would fit her perfectly.
Sasuke likes calling Sakura's office phone but won't speak and would hang up as soon as she says hello; he just wants to hear Sakura's voice.
The Uchiha house has been reconstructed (after Sakura accidentally destroyed it) solely using Sakura's money.
Sakura sends bouquet of flowers to Sasuke when he travels and he saves a flower from the bouquet in his pocket and asks Aoda to keep and collect the rest in his cave.
Sasuke enjoys watching drama series with his girls.
Sakura doesn't ask any material thing from Sasuke but when he learns that she needs something (e.g. new computer, medical equipment, etc), he buys it regardless of the price.
When Sarada had her first bed as a toddler, Sasuke didn't want her to sleep there alone and made many excuses to stay with her.
Sasuke and Sakura accepted the fact that people will try to flirt with the other because they're hot but Sasuke will terrorize the person hitting on Sakura when no one's looking.
It makes Sasuke worried and anxious when Sakura calls his name without -kun or doesn't call him Anata.
When Sasuke comes home from his mission and Sarada is tasked to cook his lunch, she makes sure to make his request even if the dish is complicated.
Sakura brought nonfictional books (mostly about love) during her travels with Sasuke and they read them together and realize things about their relationship.
Sometimes Sakura has online meetings and Sasuke is not aware that he can be seen doing things (like changing his clothes) on camera.
Sasuke seems nonchalant when Sarada does/makes something for him but she learns that he's bragging everything she's done for him to other people.
Sasuke tried to grow facial hair (and kept on failing) because Kizashi said it's the secret to a long-lasting relationship.
Sarada has met the young version of her parents through time travelling.
PS. Just add 100 to each number to get the corresponding sscoded number. For example, number 1 is "#sscoded no 101", number 2 is "#sscoded no 102" and so on. :)
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Headcanon per sscoded number (1 to 100):
Sasuke uses his sharingan to learn regular chores (e.g. back massage).
Sakura looks at the ring that Sasuke gave her whenever she misses him.
Sasuke likes to be bathed by Sakura.
Sasuke falls asleep instantly when he's with Sakura.
Sasuke doesn't want to die in a battle because it will make Sakura sad again.
Sakura once told Sasuke that he can touch him anywhere and anytime and he takes it literally.
Sasuke visits Itachi's grave whenever he has free time and updates him about his own family.
Sakura initiated their first kiss absentmindedly.
Sakura still admires Sasuke's face that she stares at it when they sleep.
Sasuke loves slurping Sakura's tits.
Sasuke will always talk about Sakura and Sarada's strengths.
Sasuke loves hugs and cuddles.
Sarada studies Sasuke's hobbies so they can spend time together doing them.
If Sasuke likes something, Sakura will still wear it even if it causes her discomfort.
Sasuke believes that Sarada would love kawaii tomato more instead of kawaii peanut.
Sakura makes bitter chocolates for Sasuke for Valentines Day because he dislikes sweets.
Sasuke pretends to be sick when he wants attention and Sakura is well aware that he's faking it but will still give in.
Sasuke, as a touch-deprived person, likes being touched by Sakura very much.
Sasuke doesn't say I love you to his girls directly but has a way of letting them know via letters.
Sakura was not good at cooking at first but promised herself to be better for Sasuke and their future family.
They practice taijutsu together, which always ends up in a steamy fight.
Sasuke tried many times to create a ring for Sakura but failed, so he was surprised when he made a perfect one on the spot.
Sasuke loves tongue kissing.
Sakura always gives the best part of food to Sasuke (including her favorites).
Sasuke will never sing or dance unless it's for his wife or daughter.
Sasuke marks a dimension if it's beautiful enough for his family to have a vacation.
Sakura buys books for Sasuke and puts notes or reminders in random pages.
Sasuke makes sentimental gifts from his travels for Sakura.
Sakura asked Sai to create a photo album for Sasuke's younger years because he didn't have many photos.
Sakura loves making Sasuke moan.
Sakura sends song lyrics (oftentimes her favorite at the moment) to Sasuke when he's traveling alone.
Sakura hates it when she gets sick but loves it at the same time because Sasuke takes care of her.
Sasuke asked Aoda to take care of Sakura (and their daughter eventually).
Sakura's infinite tsukuyomi dream is to be with Sasuke and have their own family while Sasuke's dream is to have his family back (technically they're both living their dream).
Sakura will do something for Sasuke even if she hates it (e.g. bringing a bag).
Sarada asks Sasuke to buy her things from his travels and he complies all the time.
When there's an event that Sakura or Sarada wants to attend, Sasuke makes it a point to go home for it.
Sasuke has low tolerance to alcohol but even Sakura can't tend to him when he's wasted because in his head, his wife (unaware that Sakura is the one taking care of him) will get jealous.
Sasuke personally thanks anyone who has helped Sarada (regardless if it's small or big favor).
Sasuke loves to tease his wife by sending cropped pictures.
Sasuke and Sakura like to have evening tea outside their house and talk about random stuff.
Sakura's birthday present to Sasuke is coitus, so a year after that, they have Sarada.
Sarada loves giving sentimental and well thought-out gifts to Sasuke.
Like a normal couple, Sakura would ask Sasuke silly questions and he would respond to her with sillier answers just to make her happy.
For the first time after a long time, someone takes care of Sasuke from his clothes to paperwork, which he's truly grateful for.
Sakura didn't want to assume that they're together officially because they had no label but to Sasuke they're already a couple when they traveled together.
The ninja ranking is a running joke in the Uchiha household because they have a jonin, chunin, and genin in the family.
Sakura was worried that their baby will take after her (i.e. no kekkei genkai) but Sasuke assured her that it's fine if ever that happens.
Sasuke doesn't like it when guys (like patients) give Sakura random gifts, so he destroys them and replaces them with the same kind that has a huge Uchiha crest.
When Sakura and Sarada go shopping, they find themselves buying more things for Sasuke.
Sakura had odd cravings during her pregnancy and Sasuke made/bought them regardless of the time.
Sakura makes the best bento (i.e. complete meal with all his faves) for Sasuke's travels.
Sasuke and Sakura's favorite sleeping positions are anything intimate or any position that touches the other person's body.
Sasuke and Sakura have tried many sex positions and enjoy learning new ones.
Sasuke didn't ask Sakura to come with him for his atonement journey for the 2nd time because he automatically assumed she's coming with him.
Sasuke likes doing husband and dad duties when he's home.
It was unclear to Sasuke what he was trying to achieve in his atonement journey at first until he realized that he needed to forgive himself. ||| Sasuke hates it when people downplays Sakura's abilities. [Yes there are two sscoded no 57 because I'm dumb]
Sasuke missed the fun when he was a kid because all he did was train, so Sakura and Sarada try their best to heal his inner child.
Sasuke sneaks food into Sakura's office when he feels she doesn't eat on time.
Sarada gets pranked by her parents every once in a while.
Sasuke is very clingy when he's alone with Sakura.
Sakura always compliments Sasuke and praises him to other people regardless if he's around or not.
Sasuke rarely compliments anyone but he's very generous with his commendations when it comes to Sakura.
Sakura wanted to be put under genjutsu (like what Itachi did to Izumi) when they get older but realized it's unfair for Sasuke to be left alone.
Even if he's a bit inhibited because of his left arm, Sasuke likes to build training equipment for Sarada.
Sasuke enjoys any form of bonding (e.g. listening to their stories, watching them sleep, etc) with his girls.
Sakura tries to be a wife and a mom as soon as she leaves the hospital but Sasuke assures her that it's okay to deal with whatever's bothering her (i.e. unfinished work) even if she's home.
Sasuke always finds his clothes full of pink hair (even the inner part because he invites Sakura into his cloak when she's cold).
When Sasuke and Sakura traveled together, he started getting hardons often when she got too close.
Sasuke was bothered that his wife's back hurt from carrying their baby all night and that Sarada cried like she was hurting, so he learned how to cradle her with one arm.
Sarada didn't know that every girl in the village liked her dad when he was young, so she's surprised whenever she sees women bother/flirt with him.
In his atonement journey, Sasuke realized that he has regrets when he left the village when Sakura tried to prevent him from going.
Sakura and Sarada do everyday things (e.g. peeling shrimp, cutting his steak, etc) that are difficult for Sasuke to do.
Sarada has seen her parents do the cliché sweet TV/drama moments of couples many times.
Sakura makes Sasuke use facial and body cream for his protection and wellness and Sasuke follows even if he hates sticky things.
No matter how many times Sarada has pranked Sasuke about the lipstick stain on his mouth, she still gets him and he would always try to wipe it away.
When Sasuke got back from his journey, he visited and stayed with Sakura for the night and nobody in the village knew.
Sasuke would do anything (like eating his most hated food, natto) to impress Sakura's parents.
Sarada thought that it's only her dad that had fangirls when he was young until she found out that Naruto, Rock Lee, and others had a crush on her mom too.
Sarada was with Sasuke when she had her first menstrual period and they both panicked.
Enemies don't take Sarada seriously because she's cute and looks nerdy until she uses the abilities she inherited from her parents.
Sakura plans trips for their family whenever her husband is available but Sasuke knows that she is very tired from work, so sometimes they just stay at home and cuddle.
Sasuke and Sakura have been caught doing the deed many times and Sasuke just erases the memory of whoever saw them.
Sakura would send random lyrics to Sasuke via a hawk whenever she misses him.
Sasuke wants to help with the grocery but he always ends up buying too many or too little of something.
Sasuke as a dad is very proud of Sarada's achievements but he keeps it to himself and celebrates silently.
Sasuke and Sakura found a way to communicate using codes.
Whenever people praise Sarada's skills, Sakura is quick to say it's because of her Uchiha blood but Sasuke thinks it's because she takes after Sakura.
Sasuke and Sarada bond over books.
Sasuke makes the simplest passwords which makes Sarada frustrated, only to find out her mom is the same.
Sakura rarely gets jealous but sometimes she does and when Sasuke feels it, he assures her that there's nothing to be jealous about.
Sarada couldn't imagine Sasuke being chatty with anyone including Sakura until she heard them talk about random things for hours.
Sasuke is awful at surprises because it's so obvious when he's taking notes about his girls' likes and wishes.
When Sasuke says, "you forgot something," Sakura assumes it's a kiss but usually it's something else.
Sasuke has seen Sakura's memory when he was away (i.e. her fight against Sasori, healing Kankuro, etc) using his sharingan and became prouder of her.
Sasuke wants to make it up to Sarada, so whenever she wants to spend time with him, he makes sure to cancel whatever previous plan he has.
Sasuke had separation anxiety when he had to leave his family and the only thing that kept him going is the letters he got from Sakura.
When Sasuke has a mission in a new location, he checks it out for any medical advancement to share info with his wife.
Sasuke will do any of Sarada's requests including the cringiest things (like singing).
Sasuke proposed many times and erased almost all of them from Sakura's memory because he wanted it to be perfect.
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Hello! Happy New Year!
Sorry, I was not able to keep my promise. 🤥 I've been soooo busy these past few days. My family has been out and about + I crammed creating my 2024 bullet journal. 😗
I hope you're having the blast too, especially today.
I'll post irregularly until I can post something on a daily basis again. 🫣
And regarding the headcanons, I'll post them per 100 stories. I realized that 300 is too lengthy and personally I won't read something that long. 😭 I'll ignore it 💯 lol (tbh 100 is also long but 50 hcs will make my sscoded numbering confusing 😵💫)
Happy 2024! Thank you! 🤗
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Hello! Last night's post was my 300th story (yay!!) 🥳
Some of you are probably wondering why I tag them as headcanons when all you see are snippets or fics or other non-hc stuff. I used to have one-liner hcs too but after a while I felt like they're bland, so I wrote stories for context. 🫣
In the next post, I'll tell you the headcanon per sscoded number. I'm looking forward to it because 1) I'll get to read all of the things I've written so far, 2) I'll know if I've written 2 stories with the same hc (hopefully I won't find any), and 3) it will give me time to celebrate the holidays with my family. We loooove Christmas and New Year. 🥰🎄🎅
Please give me time for the ~300 headcanons. I planned to post 50 daily until I reach 300 but the numbered list here on Tumblr messes up the numbers. Like, it always starts at number 1. 😭 It would be confusing for me and you. So, I'll try to post everything in one go on Christmas Day. 🫡
Thank you for reading my stories. I've mentioned it before but for those who didn't know, I created this page to have a repository for my headcanons. I didn't expect that there'd be people who would also enjoy reading them. 👉👈
In an alternate universe, Sasuke and Sakura are my parents. In another dimension, they're my babies. 🤭
Thank you for being here. Whether you read, like, reblog, comment, ask, or do any kind of engagament with me, please know that I'm very grateful for you. 🙇♀️
To more stories in 2024! Cheers!! 🥂
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Sakura: You look so excited, Anata! *smiles*
Sasuke: Yeah. It's Sarada's first time to hang a Christmas stocking.
Sakura: The one you bought is really big. She'll like it for sure.
Sasuke: Yeah so that *motions quote unquote* Santa can put lots of gifts.
Sakura: *giggles* Personally, I didn't experience that. My family had big spread for Christmas but that was it.
Sasuke: Ahh, I always waited for Santa when I was a kid. I couldn't sleep and kept asking Nii-san. *recalls it*
Sakura: That's so cute, Sasuke-kun! I bet you received many gifts from Santa.
Sasuke: Yeah. That's why I was always excited to hang a Christmas stocking.
Sakura: When Sarada wakes up, she'll be very excited to check it.
Sasuke: Yes, so I must fill it with gifts already.
Sakura: *nods* Do you need help?
Sasuke: Hm. Maybe write a note for Sarada. Just make sure to change your handwriting a bit.
Sakura: Sure. *gets pen and paper* Hmm, what should I write?
Sasuke: That she's nice this year, so she deserves lots of gifts. Something along those lines, Sakura.
Sakura: Okay.. *starts writing*
Dearest Sarada,
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!
You've been one of the nicest kids this year. And because of that, you definitely deserve lots of gifts from me.
Stay nice and kind!
Santa Claus
Sasuke: *takes the note and folds it; places it inside the stocking* Now we wait until she wakes up.
Sakura: Yeah! Oh my, I'm so excited!
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Three year-old Sarada wakes up and searches for her parents.
Sarada: Mamaaaaa!! Papaaaa!! *rubs her eyes*
Sakura: We're here dear! *motions to come to her*
Sarada: *runs towards her Mama*
Sasuke: Do you know what time it is, Sarada?
Sarada: No, Papa. *shakes her head*
Sasuke: It's Christmas, Sarada! Merry Christmas!
Sakura: Merry Christmas, dear! *plants a kiss on her forehead*
Sarada: C-Christmas!! C-Christmas!!
Sasuke: Yes! Look! *points at the stocking*
Sakura: Wow! Seems like Sarada got something from Santa!
Sasuke: *gets the stocking and gives it to Sarada*
Sarada: Thank you! Papa!
Sasuke: Yeah let me—
Sarada: F-For the gifts! Papa! Thank you!
Sasuke: N-No. That's not from Papa. Let me read the note from Santa. *reads the note aloud*
Sarada: Mama! Thank you! Note!!
Sakura: N-No.. That note is from Santa, dear.
Sarada: No! Santa not real!!
Sasuke: Sarada—
Sarada: Note by Mama! *runs to get something and gives it to Sasuke*
Sasuke: It's— It's the same ink but look, they're two different handwriting..
Sarada: No! Same! *points at some letters from both notes* Same!!
Sasuke: *clears his throat* M-Maybe Santa just used your Mama's pen..
Sarada: Do reindeers fly? Papa?
Sasuke: *sweats*
Sakura: Sarada..
Sarada: Papa? They fly?
Sasuke: No.. Reindeers don't fly.
Sarada: Santa not real.
Sasuke: Normal reindeers don't fly. Santa has magical reindeers.
Sakura: Y-Yes, dear! Santa is powerful like that.
Sarada: Hmm. No chimney! Us, no chimney..
Sasuke: Yes but he probably entered somewhere else.
Sarada: Is Santa real?
Sasuke: Yes.
Sarada: Mama?
Sakura: Yes.
Sarada: Be honest! Papa! No lying! Liars bad!
Sasuke: *sighs* Santa is not real.
Sakura: Anata?
Sarada: *hugs Sasuke* Thanks for gifts! Papa!
Sasuke: *laughs* You're so sharp. You're scary, Sarada. *chuckles*
Sarada: Not scary! *cries*
Sasuke: No-no! I didn't mean that.. *gets up and shushes her* Sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry..
Sarada: *still crying*
Sakura: *tries to lure her with gifts* Here, Sarada..
Sarada: Not scary! Sarada not scary!
Sasuke: Yes, you're not scary.. Sarada is— Is— The best.
Sarada: Best! Sarada best!
Sasuke: Yes!
Sakura: Yes!
Sarada: *laughs*
Sakura: *whispers to Sasuke* I've never seen you this stressed out, Anata. *laughs*
Sasuke: *sighs*
Sakura: Want me to wipe your sweat? *giggles*
Sasuke: Sakura—
Sarada: Papa! Gifts!
Sasuke: Yes, Sarada. Let's open them one by one. *kisses her cheek and sits down* Here! *gives Sarada one wrapped gift and helps her open it*
Sarada: Wow!
Sakura: Oh! A mini sword toy..
Sasuke: *takes it from Sarada* And it rattles!! *shakes it*
Sakura: Sasuke-kun..
Sarada: More! More!!
Sakura: *shakes her head while laughing*
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Checking your page is already part of my everyday routine because I absolutely love your stories. I just can’t get enough of toddler sarada and papasuke. Will you please write more of them 🥺
Thank youuu 😭😭😭
There were days when I was so busy that I just wrote whatever story I could think of. I felt bad because I knew the stories were subpar. I just kept telling myself that I'd try better the next day. ☹️ But then comments like this make me realize that even those stories are okay-ish. So, thank you. 🥺
Ooh and tonight's snippet is about Papasuke and Sarada. Hope you'll like it. ☺️
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Could you do a story about Sarada asking her parents how they fell in love and everything for a school project and each of the kids at school share about that and their families.
Hello! Aww that's such a cute plot! Will try to include other Konoha couples as well. 👀
Thank youuu! 🙇♀️
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When Sasuke has been away for so long, Sakura sees him in everything because she misses him so much.
Black cat? It looks like Sasuke to her.
Tomatoes? She suddenly sees the sepal like his hair.
Long slender candles? They look like his fingers.
Purple fabric? It's his clothing.
Moon? It's her husband, no doubt.
Sarada? His literal mini-me.
When Sarada sees her mom staring at her, she knows she's thinking about her dad. She always says how they look alike so much, which makes Sarada giggle.
"When I'm with Papa, he'd say I take after you. When I'm with you, you'd say I look like Papa."
"Well, I guess you're our perfect combination."
One time, Sarada saw her mom listening to something. It was a recording of her Papa's voice. She also saw her scrolling through their family photos and smiled at random pictures.
"When will Sasuke-kun be back?" Sakura asked out loud and regretted it as soon as she blurted it out. She knew that as much as she missed him, Sarada was probably longing for him more.
Sarada just laughed it off and gave some plausible answers. In the end, they were both aware that all they wanted was for him to be home.
So, from then on, Sakura tried to hide it when she missed him. She would only listen to his recorded voice when she was alone. She would only look at their pictures together at night.
Until one day, Sarada caught her being sentimental and all. Sakura was too embarrassed that she was not able to react. Sarada, on the other hand, panicked and rushed out the door, as if she saw something she was not supposed to see.
Sarada sent her a clip and a message the next day:
That's you and me, Mama! We both looked stupid last night. Like why did we both panic? Haha!
It's okay if you miss Papa. I miss him too. Very much. No need to hide it, although I must say that I'm also shy to admit it. Let's reminisce together if that's okay. Let's reminisce until he's back with us. Let's miss him together! :)
Sakura laughed at the thought and replied:
The clip is so funny, dear! I'll forward it to your Papa and will tell him about last night.
Yes, let's be miserable miss him together. :P
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I know I ask for respect a lot but I don’t care I love waking up and reading your snippets 😭.
Do you watch Stephanie Soo and her husband? I love them so much and they remind me of a modern Sasusaku. There a video of Stephanie husband doing “Day of my life” video and I was wondering if you can do the same thing with sasusaku? Here the link https://youtu.be/MrDvnwJdMgw?si=kH1f6q55gKYsa-TS
Lol thanks for always supporting! 🤧
No because there was a time when I was so invested in her stories that I watched her vlogs regularly. ✋️😭
I'll check that specific vid and will something about it. 🫡
Thanks @yoniak ! 🙇♀️
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Sometimes Sasuke and Sakura argue when one of them compromises their health for work. They both hate it when the other one doesn't eat on time or doesn't have enough sleep. When they have these minor arguments, they're usually quiet and pretend to ignore each other.
In the kitchen..
Sarada: /thinks/ The silence is too loud. What could it be this time?
Sakura: *wears her apron*
Sasuke: *goes behind her and ties it for her*
Sarada: /thinks/ Mama can do that on her own, you know.
Sasuke: *struggles to open the takoyaki box*
Sarada: *about to get up to help him*
Sakura: *takes it and opens it; pushes it back to him*
Sasuke: *takes three pieces and puts them on his saucer; eats one*
Sakura: *sees the sauce smudge; gets a napkin and wipes his mouth*
Sasuke: *offers a piece*
Sakura: *hesitates but takes it and turns her back*
Sasuke: *eats the 3rd piece*
Sakura: *takes out the trash*
Sasuke: *sees her; takes it from her and takes it out instead*
Sarada: *sighs* /thinks/ They're so overdramatic.
At the living room..
Sasuke: *organizes his scrolls*
Sarada: *watches*
Sakura: *offers a box where he can put them*
Sasuke: *puts them in the box*
Sakura: *places them under the shelf; hits her head onto one of the cabinet doors* Aw!
Sasuke: *hurries to kiss and rub her head*
Sakura: *looks at him*
Sasuke: *lets go and goes back to his seat*
Sarada: /thinks/ They're so annoying. Who are they kidding??
In front of the TV..
Sakura: *extends the blanket to cover feet without looking at him*
After 10 minutes..
Sasuke: *gets up to get some tea; hands a cup of red tea to Sakura* Sarada, here. *gives her a cup of black tea*
Sarada: Thanks, Papa.. /thinks/ Until when can they last??
Sasuke: *sits down beside Sakura*
Sakura: *gets a pillow and places it behind his neck*
Sasuke: *nods*
Sakura: *places her hand in the space between her and Sasuke under the blanket*
Sasuke: *places his hand above hers under the blanket*
Sarada: *yawns* I need to sleep now. Good night, Mama, Papa!
Sakura: Good night, dear!
Sasuke: Good night.
Sarada: *folds her blanket and leaves*
Sakura: ...
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: *very soft voice* I'll— I'll eat on time next time. I won't miss a meal.
Sasuke: *squeezes her hand*
Sakura: I'm sorry, Anata..
Sasuke: That's alright. Just— Just don't forget to eat next time and don't even think of making up excuses.
Sakura: *nods and leans on his shoulder*
Sarada: *goes out to get her phone* I forgot my phone.
Sakura: Oh, okay..
Sarada: *gets it* Night! /thinks/ I knew they'll make up before they sleep. They're so silly.
Sakura: *checks if Sarada is in her room; opens a pack of rectangular senbei [rice cracker] and puts one in her mouth; nudges Sasuke*
Sasuke: *bites off half of the senbei from her mouth*
Sakura: *giggles*
Sasuke: *giggles*
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Sasuke has a mission near the Land of Mist. In one of the islands, he becomes fascinated that there's a big hospital run by a number of doctors. He decides to visit and take a look around.
Man: Hi! You're new here?
Sasuke: Yeah. *continues walking*
Man: *follows him* Need anything specific?
Sasuke: No.. I just want to look around.
Man: That's.. Unusual..
Sasuke: I'll get going—
Man: Wait, let me tour you around if you want. I'm a staff here.
Sasuke: I don't plan on staying for long.
Man: Lunch maybe?
Sasuke: You're too nice for some reason.
Man: I— Well, I want to talk to the last Uchiha.
Sasuke: You know me?
Man: Everyone knows you. *grins* So, if I may, I would like to invite you to our cafeteria.
Sasuke: *considers it* Okay.
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Man: I hope you'll like our food. I'm sure Konohagakure has great cuisines too. *gives his tray*
Sasuke: *nods* I noticed that there's a lot of doctors here.
Man: Yeah. And almost all of them are single. Even the old ones.
Sasuke: ... *chooses his food*
Man: Rightfully so, one should not marry a doctor. *picks his food*
Sasuke: Why is that?
Man: For one, doctors are always busy. *takes a seat*
Sasuke: Everybody's busy nowadays. *takes the seat across his*
Man: For two, they're very hard to impress.. They've seen almost everything. If you know what I mean.. *chuckles*
Sasuke: *confused*
Man: Also, they'll ignore you unless you're critically ill.
Sasuke: Hn. /thinks/ That's not true at all. Sakura is very attentive.
Man: If you're the jealous type, you will have a hard time with the attention that they get from everyone. And I mean everyone!! *takes a spoonful of soup*
Sasuke: I don't think the attention will be reciprocated as the onlookers intended.
Man: Maybe. Maybe not. And to add to that, doctors always bring some work home. They keep working, researching, experimenting even when they're home.
Sasuke: Hm, if it's that important then that's fine.
Man: Yeah, but to them, work always comes first.
Sasuke: *takes a sip of his water* /thinks/ Our daughter always comes first.
Man: Most of your dates or trips will get cancelled because of their work. They'll get an emergency or something urgent that needs to be attended.
Sasuke: If it's an emergency then that's justified.
Man: *sighs* Most of the time, you won't get replies from texts or calls. They're just too busy for that.
Sasuke: /thinks/ But messages via a hawk gets replies almost instantly. Actually, it's Sakura that waits for my response to her texts. I should check my phone more often.
Man: Sasuke-san?
Sasuke: Hm?
Man: Ah, nothing. I thought you're saying something.. Another reason why people avoid doctors romantically is that their things are almost always dirty.
Sasuke: That's a reach. They're very clean because they need to be sanitized especially for surgeries.
Man: Not all are clean! Also, you can't fake being sick to get attention. They know it and will call you out.
Sasuke: Hn. /thinks/ I'm sure Sakura knew I faked being sick many times and she still took care of me.
Man: So, my advice is to avoid a doctor. *laughs*
Sasuke: Too late for that. I'm married to a doctor.
Man: Y-You're married?
Sasuke: *nods*
Man: To a doctor? A medical doctor?
Sasuke: Yeah. Do you know the Head of Medical Department of Konoha? That's my wife. Uchiha Sakura.
Man: H-Head of Medical Department?
Sasuke: Yes. That also means I'm not the last Uchiha.
Man: I see.
Sasuke: What you said about doctors, they might be true for some people but not for my wife. She's still a hands-on mom to our daughter—
Man: Y-You have a daughter?
Sasuke: Yes.. And she's a hands-on wife to me. I think she's born to be a doctor. Her work ethics is unmatched—
Man: I get it, Sasuke-san—
Sasuke: No, let me tell you more about my doctor wife..
After 1 hour..
Sasuke: So yeah. There are more positive things when you marry a doctor than the negative things.
Man: I— I totally agree, Sasuke-san.
Sasuke: I'll take my leave. *gets up*
Man: It's nice talking to you. *gets up and bows*
Sasuke: *nods*
Man: Please say hi to your wife, for me!
Sasuke: Sure.
Man: /thinks/ I never thought he'd be that talkative.
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Sasuke is the type of dad who asks his daughter every 10 minutes if she's having fun when they're out together. It's normal to Sarada because he does it all the time, until one time her friends ask her about it.
Sasuke: I'll go ahead. I need to get a scroll from the Hokage's office.
Boruto: See ya, Uncle Sasuke!
Shikadai: Bye! Thanks for training us!
Chocho: Thank you, sir! Bye!
Mitsuki: Please train us again next time!
Sarada: Bye, Papa! Take care!
Sasuke: See you at home, Sarada. *disappears*
Boruto: Sarada, be honest. What was Uncle Sasuke whispering to you? Is it some sort of secret technique? Like a hack or something?
Shikadai: Yeah, Sarada! Share some insights!
Chocho: I guess so too. I mean, he whispered something to you multiple times.
Sarada: I— You see—
Boruto: Come on! It won't hurt if we'll know advanced techniques too.
Sarada: Hey, it's not like that!
Mitsuki: Then what was it? Was he judging us?
Sarada: Definitely not! Um, Papa— Papa was just asking if I was enjoying..
Chocho: Hm? Sarada.. Just say it if you don't want to share—
Sarada: Believe me! That's all he was saying. Whenever we do things together, he keeps on asking if I like it.. Or if I enjoy doing it.. Or if I'm happy..
Boruto: ...
Shikadai: ...
Mitsuki: ...
Chocho: ...
Sarada: It's not— It's not a secret technique or any advantage of some sort, I promise.
Chocho: Well, that's sweet.. I think I just don't— Well— I don't see him asking things like that.
Boruto: Same for me. He's always serious, so I don't expect him to think that training is fun.
Sarada: Yeah.. Papa is like that to me though.. He wants some confirmation.
Mitsuki: Good for you, Sarada. One can only wish to be close with their father.
Shikadai: Agreed! My dad and I are close but definitely not based on words of affirmation or such.
Boruto: Right. Uncle Sasuke is really cool and I'm glad you have that open communication with him, Sarada.
Sarada: Ah, you guys are so serious about it. He just asked me if I was having fun.. Like a normal dad. *laughs*
Mitsuki: No, you're lucky in that aspect, Sarada. *smiles* I have to go. Bye!
Boruto: Me too, dattebasa!
Shikadai: Me three!
Chocho: Me four! I'm just being nice and riding the joke, you know. *chuckles*
Sarada: Me five then. *laughs*
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Sarada: Papa, are you sure you want to accompany me [to the grocery store]? I mean I can do it by myself..
Sasuke: Yeah, I want to go with you.
Sarada: Okay! *smiles*
At the grocery store..
Sarada: Wow! That knife looks so sharp! *points at the ongoing demo* That's perfect for cutting sashimi!
Sasuke: Do you like that?
Sarada: I'm pretty sure that's expensive.. Let's get your tomatoes instead, Papa.
Sasuke: Let's check out the knife first. *leads her to the demo area*
Sarada: *watches the demo in awe* Sugoi!! Cutting meat like it's butter!
Sasuke: *whispers* Do you like it, Sarada?
Sarada: *nods*
Sasuke: *asks the knife guy* How much is it?
Guy: 5,500 ryo for a set of three!
Sarada: Th-That's too expensive—
Sasuke: I'll take one set.
Sarada: Papa!
Sasuke: Should I take 2 sets instead? For Sakura?
Sarada: No.. One set is enough—
Sasuke: *turns to the knife guy* One set.
Guy: *wraps the box nicely* Here you go! That's a good buy!
Sasuke: *pays; takes the package and gives it to Sarada* Are you happy, Sarada?
Sarada: *smiles* Yes.. Thanks, Papa!
Sasuke: *pats her head* Let's go.
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Sakura: *overhears her husband*
Sasuke: Do you like it, Sarada? Do you like how cold it is?
Sarada: Yes, Papa! For a change. *giggles*
Sasuke: Good.
Sakura: *points at the cabin* That's the one we rented!
Sarada: Wow that's a cute cabin, Mama!
Sakura: Yeah, the yard is big.. We can build a snowman!
Sarada: We will?
Sakura: *nods*
Sarada: Yay! It's been a while since the last time we made one.
Sasuke: Are you happy, Sarada?
Sarada: Very much, Papa!
Sasuke: *smiles*
The three work on the snowman. Sarada is the main designer.
Sakura: *laughs* I'm sure this is your Papa!
Sasuke: *sighs*
Sarada: This is Sasu-nowman!
Sakura: *laughs* That's such a cute name!
Sasuke: *sighs* Yeah.
Sarada: Ahh, I'm so pleased! *giggles*
Sasuke: *smiles* Are you having fun, Sarada?
Sarada: Certainly, Papa!
Sasuke: *smiles* Okay.
Sarada: Are you happy, Papa? Do you like it?
Sasuke: *surprised*
Sakura: *goes behind him and rubs his back* She's asking you a question, Anata. *smiles*
Sasuke: Yes. *looks down* I'm always happy when I'm with you two.
Sarada: *jumps onto him* Sneak attack!
Sasuke: *falls down; laughs*
Sakura: *laughs*
Sarada: *jumps onto Sakura* You too, Mama!
Sakura: *falls down; laughs* Hey!!
Sarada: Let's make snow angels next!
Sakura: Yes!
Sasuke: *nods while smiling*
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Haruno Sakura is a timid girl in senior high school. She and Uchiha Sasuke, a popular student, are schoolmates and neighbors. They live in a high-rise condominium and their units are beside each other. They both keep their balcony doors open to get good signal for their mobile phones. Sakura always hears music from Sasuke's unit and figures that he loves listening to music very much.
Sakura: Ah, he's listening to Hisaishi.. That means he's studying.
At first, Sakura had no idea about his music preference especially because she didn't know what he's listening to. She learned how to google the tunes to know their titles. She took note of every single song in his playlists and recreated them for herself.
She learned that he listens to any instrumental song when he's studying. He listens to alternative rock when he works out. He likes reggae or bossa nova when he's cooking or eating.
Ino: *sings loudly*
Sakura: *whispers* Ino, lower your voice..
Ino: Why? We're alone anyway.
Sakura: S-Sasuke-kun is studying.
Ino: How did you know? Are you two talking now?
Sakura: No.. He's— He's listening to Irlandaise.. I'm sure he's studying.
Ino: Irlandaise?
Sakura: Yeah.. You see, when he listens to classics, he's most likely studying.. So, please let's try to be quiet.
Ino: Or maybe let's just close your balcony door?
Sakura: B-But I want to hear his music.
Ino: Ah, you still like him. I thought you've moved on from middle school!
Sakura: Ino, quiet!!
Ino: *laughs* Tell me, did you move here because of him?
Sakura: No!! I came here first.. I was also surprised that he lives next door.
Ino: Have you ever talked to him?
Sakura: Yeah.. Whenever we see each other.. But the first time he taled to me was when he asked if he could keep his door open when he plays music.
Ino: Oh, speaking of music.. It stopped..
Sakura: *whispers* He's changing his playlist..
Ino: What does that mean?
Sakura: *hears another song* That means he's done studying.. He's chilling now..
Ino: Wow! You really know him just by listening to his playlist!
Sakura: Yeah!
Ino: Anyway, I have to go Sakura! It's getting late. See you at school!
Sakura: Okay! I'll just fix my shelf to kill time.
Ino: Bye! *gathers her things and leaves*
Sakura: *organizes the books that she has read* Hmm. They take up so much space here. I must put them somwehere else. *uses the stool to get the box from the top shelf; slips and falls* Aw! Aw!
Sasuke: *hears screaming; rushes to Sakura's unit and knocks* Haruno-san! Haruno-san! *opens the door and sees her on the floor*
Sakura: Uchiha-san—
Sasuke: Sorry, your door is not locked so I went in.. Are you okay? *helps her*
Sakura: Y-Yeah.. My friend probably forgot to lock the door..
Sasuke: I see.. *hears the music from his unit* I'm sorry! I— I didn't know it's that loud.
Sakura: It's okay.. *almost whispering* I like your music..
Sasuke: No.. That's so insensitive of me..
Sakura: I told you, it's okay. *smiles*
Sasuke: How about this.. You send me your playlist then I'll play that for an entire week.
Sakura: A-Are you sure?
Sasuke: Yeah.. Let's blast your music next time.
Sakura: Okay.. Let me send it to you later..
Sasuke: Your phone?
Sakura: Hm?
Sasuke: I'll write my number.
Sakura: *panics because she has his number already* Um, I— my phone—
Sasuke: Is it charging?
Sakura: Y-Yes!
Sasuke: I'll add you on chat then.. I'll go back now.. See you around! Looking forward to the playlist. *leaves*
Sakura: Yeah. *blushes*
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Sakura carefully curates a playlist for Sasuke and sends the link to him. She's nervous and excited.
Sakura: It's just a playlist, Sakura. Why are you so giddy and scared?
She waits for him to play the songs from the playlist but all she hears is random tunes.
Sakura: Didn't he like the playlist that I made? Why is he not playing it?
They bump into each other at school multiple times. They talk about random topics but never about the playlist that she made. It makes her wonder but she brushes it off because they talk about various subjects anyway.
One time, she sees him at the elevator..
Sasuke: Hey, Haruno-san!
Sakura: *bows* Uchiha-san.. I haven't asked you.. D-Did you like the playlist that I made?
Sasuke: Yeah. There are some songs that I like..
Sakura: /thinks/ So there are songs that he doesn't like..
Sasuke: Do you hear it in your unit? I play it before I go to sleep, like what you suggested.
Sakura: *confused* B-But I haven't heard it ever since I gave the playlist to you..
Sasuke: Hm? *checks the link*
Sakura: *checks the link*
Sasuke: *realizes it's on shuffle*
Sakura: *realizes it's the wrong playlist*
Sasuke: *blushes* S-So.. I should've not played it on shuffle?
Sakura: *flushed* N-No! I mean, it's wrong— I'll explain, Sasuke-kun— I mean Uchiha-san—
Sasuke: *checks the playlist again; blushes* LOML.. I— I didn't know, Sakura..
Sakura: *cold sweats* U-Uchiha-san.. Um..
Sasuke: *reads the song titles from beginning to end*
Sakura: *runs to her unit as soon as the elevator door opens*
Sasuke: *yells* Haruno-san!!
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Sakura: You're so dumb, Sakura. Why would you send him that??
Sasuke: Haruno-san—
Sakura: W-What are you doing here? How did you—
Sasuke: You forgot to lock the door.. Haruno-san..
Sakura: It's— It's the wrong playlist, Uchiha-san.. It's not the playlist that I created for you—
Sasuke: But it says Uchiha Sasuke I love—
Sakura: *covers his mouth* Y-Yes.. It's for you too but you were not supposed to see that—
Sasuke: S-So, do you like me?
Sakura: Uchiha-san.. I'll send you the correct playlist, okay? May I ask you to leave? I'm just— I—
Sasuke: Okay.. Calm down.. I'll go.. Sorry.. *leaves*
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Sakura sends a chat..
Here's the correct playlist [title: For sleepyhead], Uchiha-san. I hope you like it.
Sasuke plays the 1st song..
I like it, Haruno-san. Thanks! Give this song a listen too. :)
This is beautiful, Uchiha-san! Thank you.. Sorry if I acted rudely earlier.. I was just very embarrassed.
Sasuke reads the message and sends another song..
This one is a bit old but I guess it sums up everything that I wanted to ask you earlier.
I was surprised.. Pleasantly surprised..
Uchiha-san..
Sasuke blasts his speakers:
Sakura: *blushes while listening to the song*
Sasuke: Sakura!
Sakura: Y-You're here?
Sasuke: You didn't lock the door. Again.
Sakura: *laughs*
Sasuke: It's not a song for romantic dancing but.. May I? *offers his hand*
Sakura: *takes it and they dance slowly*
Sasuke: I know we're probably going a bit too fast but—
Sakura: It's hard for me to open up b-but Sasuke-kun, can I tell my feelings through songs?
Sasuke: Of course.. *smiles* I'll do the same..
Sakura: Okay.. *smiles*
Ino: *enters* Oh— Sorry, you didn't lock the door.
Sakura: *laughs*
Sasuke: *laughs*
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I feel Ino talked Sakura into buying lingerie and maybe probably had to drag the others too lol. (No seriously especially probably hinata, Temari was like nervous inside and but just said “bet!” Ino still might regret her decision but will respect it) hinata on the other hand was per peer pressured (Ino and the girls probably brought up about Naruto being so busy, his old habits being the only way to leave the office lol) sorry that’s all weird. But again hey we gotta know the story of what got her to buy the stuff.
But imagine if it was suggested by someone you didn't expect (like Hinata or Tenten or Shizune 👀). Let me think this through and make a prequel to that story. 🤭
Thank youuu! 🫶🙇♀️
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I saw this Dhar Mann video and I thought it would be funny if you did sort of a remake of it where Sarada and Sakura have a silly argument. (i.e.: Sakura originally tells Sarada she wasn’t allowed to hang out with her friends except only train with her team but finds her hanging out with them anyways shopping after being told no then Sakura gets all motherly upset a little bit); Ik this isn’t them but families argues and no one is perfect. Then Sakura complains to Sasuke. Sarada is sent to her room… Sasuke and Sakura talk more about it (a little persuasive seduction/flirting to make it SasuSaku; doesn’t really work but Sakura’s happy and giddy and emotionally complex) Sakura tells him all about it.
They also plan on going on a trip to the hot springs or something for a family vacation (very rare for the uchiha family)
Next day Sasuke tells Naruto (the one person he knows who had a “disrespectful” kid; Boruto misbehaving and messes w/ Naruto) and Naruto tells Sasuke about what hinata once did.
Sasuke thinks and gathers his girls threatens the trip and see where the rest goes.
Here’s the link: https://youtu.be/k70vf5OBVbs?si=z7wUNeiQVE5Hzecr
I know it sounds weird but pls watch the video and trust the process I think this will be a good one and it will be funny (no body swap jutsu— that would be weirder lol)
I'm sorry but I can't stand Dhar Mann vids. 😭
But I watched it all the same lol because I didn't get where the story was going. ✋️😭
Thank you for this idea. Since it's quite far from happening in Japanese culture (or any Asian culture per se —> our father would k-word us if we disrespect our mother like that 🤪), I'll add it to the Sunday list instead.
Thanks again! 🤗🙇♀️
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Sakura: Anata.. Can you help me later?
Sasuke: With what?
Sakura: Deciding on some things..
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: I— I need you to rate them.. I'll show you something then tell me the rating on a scale of 1 to 10.
Sasuke: I still don't fully understand but sure.
Sakura: *giggles* You'll get it later.
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Sakura: *enters their bedroom after taking a shower; locks the door*
Sasuke: S-So, do I just sit down or?
Sakura: Yes, please.. Um, Anata, can you please face the other way while I change?
Sasuke: But Sakura.. I don't think there's a need..
Sakura: It would be better if you'll do it.. So, that there's an element of surprise, you know. *giggles nervously* By the way, here's your pen and paper.. *gives him a pen and a piece of paper*
Sasuke: Oh, okay. *turns his back* This seems to be very serious.
Sakura: *giggles* Yeah. You need to rate them and rank them.
Sasuke: Rank them huh.. Okay..
Sakura: *changes* Hmm. Here's the 1st one.. Please turn around.
Sasuke: Oh— *shocked*
Sakura: Th-This one is called [black] babydoll. By the way, w-we're ranking my new set of lingeries, okay?
Sasuke: *nods* 10 out of 10. *thumbs up*
Sakura: Thanks but don't be too generous with the score, Anata. *blushes*
Sasuke: Yeah. Still remains as 10 over 10.
Sakura: *blushes* Okay. Close your eyes..
Sasuke: *follows*
Sakura: *changes* I'm ready, Sasuke-kun. This one is the corset type.
Sasuke: 11 over 10.
Sakura: Anata..
Sasuke: I— I like that it doesn't have straps.. If that makes sense.
Sakura: Y-Yes.. Thanks for the commentary. *giggles* Okay next.
3. Nightgown — 10/10 — "it looks so comfy and soft"
4. Garter belt — 12/10 — "very hot and red is just.. hot"
5. Camisole — 11/10 — "the.. the you know.. is very visible. I like it"
6. Bodystocking — 9/10 — "it's too complicated, like how will I remove all of that?"
7. Bustier — 10/10 — "it makes your boobs look bigger.. but I like them small"
8. Satin slip — 15/10 – "the color [pink] suits you and I like smooth fabric and I love undressing you, so.."
Sakura: Thanks, Anata! So you like the last one best?
Sasuke: Yeah. But overall, they all look good on you, Sakura.
Sakura: Okay. I'll start wearing them every night while you're here. *blushes* From the lowest rank to the highest.
Sasuke: *nods* Okay. I'm excited. I look forward to it. *regrets his words* I mean—
Sakura: *giggles* By the way, I also bought a couple for you.. Here.. *gives him a box*
Sasuke: *opens it and laughs hysterically*
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When Sarada was 5 years old, she was very interested in what her mom was doing at the hospital. She loved dinner time because she was able to ask her questions about her day.
Sakura: Tadaima!
Sarada: Okaeri, Mama!
Sakura: *takes her hand and they go to the kitchen* I hope you'll like our dinner, Sarada.
Sarada: I will! *sits down* Hmm. So, what did you fix today, Mama? Did you replace a heart again? *eats her leafy vegetables*
Sakura: No, I didn't do that today, dear.
Sarada: Then why did you have scrubs on? And lab gown too?
Sakura: Well, I did do surgery. We had some surgeries today..
Sarada: Really? Tell me about it, Mama.
Sakura: Hmm. Before I left the hospital, I did a shoulder surgery.
Sarada: Shoulder? You mean you can replace a shoulder?
Sakura: No, I just fixed the shoulder.. Not really a replacement. *chuckles* The patient tore his tendons.. His rotator cuff tendons. Do you remember what a tendon is?
Sarada: A tendon is a f-fibrous c-collagen— Is that right, collagen? A collagen tissue that attaches a muscle to a bone.
Sakura: Correct! You're so good, Sarada!
Sarada: *smiles* Thank you, Mama!
Sakura: Okay, back to the surgery.. The patient had a large tear because of a battle.. He's an ANBU. It was so big that it was torn off the bone— Oops, sorry. I forgot you're eating.
Sarada: It's okay, Mama. I don't mind.
Sakura: You sure? *fixes her plate*
Sarada: *nods*
Sakura: The patient's muscles weren't attached to the bone anymore because he tore his tendons.. So, I fixed it.. I reattached it.
Sarada: Sounds easy but I'm sure it wasn't.
Sakura: *giggles* Yeah, it wasn't. It needed precision. But I'm kind of used to it now, so it didn't take much time.
Sarada: That's good, Mama.
Sakura: So, Sarada.. What do you think about Mama's surgery?
Sarada: I'm fond of it.. Just like your other fixes. You help people in pain. I know not many can do that.
Sakura: That's— That's so sweet, dear. And that's true. I love helping people if I can. It's very rewarding. It makes me feel warm inside.
Sarada: I thought so too.
Sakura: Do you also want to help people when you grow up?
Sarada: Yes!
Sakura: So, you also want to be a doctor like Mama?
Sarada: No..
Sakura: No? *pouts*
Sarada: I'll be a strong shinobi like Papa. I'll help people that way.
Sakura: *giggles* Of course. Strong like Papa.
Sarada: Then I'll become a hokage.
Sakura: You have my full support, dear.
Sarada: Do you think Papa would also agree?
Sakura: Yes! I'm sure he'll be proud of you! But, if ever you change your mind, you can always try the medical field.
Sarada: I don't want to..
Sakura: Hey!
Sarada: I'm just joking, Mama. *laughs* Mama, can I use real medical devices next time? I don't like the toy version.. They don't work.
Sakura: *laughs* Okay, you have to be careful though. Treat them like you're a real doctor.
Sarada: I promise! I'll tear my doll's tendon then I'll reattach it too.
Sakura: Um, y-your doll doesn't have tendons, dear.
Sarada: Hmmm? So, I need a real human..
Sakura: W-What if you do check-ups first. I'll teach you surgery when you get older.
Sarada: But I want to learn more about tendons, Mama..
Sakura: That can wait. *takes the chopsticks and feeds her* /thinks/ If Sasuke-kun was here, he'd probably volunteer to tear his tendons for his daughter. *giggles*
Sarada: Mama?
Sakura: Nothing, Sarada. *pats her head*
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