#steve with his twenty seven ointments and creams and sprays and potions like

[wynnyfryd]

“Why aren’t you up yet? We need to leave in ten minutes.”

Eddie pillows an arm behind his head and stretches out like a cat. “Because I don’t take four years to get ready, princess. Just gotta get up,” he says, ticking off the words on his fingers, “chug a bottle of water while I take a piss, brush my teeth get dressed and boom! We’re golden.”

“I’m sorry,” Steve interrupts, his face going all deliciously frowny and annoyed. “You— what?”

“What?”

“That’s disgusting!”

“It’s efficient!”

“You’re a gremlin.”

“Mm, yes, but a hydrated one.”

#incorrect steddie quotes #eddie is tacky and steve hates him (affectionate) #steve with his twenty seven ointments and creams and sprays and potions like #i’ve never been so disappointed in my choice in men #‘were you gonna add ‘brush hair’ to that list or…?’ #‘wasn’t planning on it’ #‘oh my god’ #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie