#still working on the wickerbottom/wanda/charlie ask by the way

[skyllion-uwu]

9-13 for the asks :3

9. Worst part of canon

Joking answer: Maxwell and Wagstaff should explode and die forever

Serious answer: I still don't know what's going on with the moon and Them and I'm too scared to ask. The only way for me to figure it out is to play a bunch but I'm bad at the game so I die too much to get far enough to all that. On a gameplay level, lack of power scaling for the bosses. If you want to play single player, you will fight the bosses with one million health meant to be taken down by multiple people attacking at once (or you can turn them off which I had to do but still)

10. Worst part of fanon

If you're gonna focus on yaoi, at least do it right! I love Maxwil but people are too normal with them and it's either fluff, tsundere shit, or boring horny. Make them WEIRD AND AWKWARD towards each other, that's the guy who promised you infinite knowledge before kidnapping you and then letting you die over and over again until you freed him and then he died in front of you! If you want to cuddle him by the fire it has to make you want to die afterwards but also have a strange sort of comfort and you're both going to refuse to examine it (I'm normal)

11. Number of fandom-related words you've filtered

This reminded me I need to figure out the names people use for shipping WX-78 with other characters. That robot is a romance and sex repulsed aroace THEIR ASS WOULD NOT BE ALLO 🤣 I mean that in a light hearted way but yeah I don't like when people ship WX romantically and sexually. Hell platonic is on thin ice too. Loveless Woodrow/WX sweep. This went off topic sorry about that

12. The unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

Okay I have no idea if a character is popular or unpopular tbh but I'm gonna say uhhhh Wurt because I don't see much of her. She's just a lil baby. She loves reading. She loves candy. She may have been a goat originally before getting turned into a Merm. I would absolutely kill for her

Wortox too, he's funni and silly and I need to see him in-game for more selling points but the eating souls gimmick sounds interesting

Wanda I think is semi-popular but since she's only appeared in one Klei animation I'm gonna assume she isn't. SHE'S A TIME TRAVELER AND GETS COCKY ABOUT HOW SHE CAN JUST FIX EVERYTHING AND AVOID HER FATE OF GETTING TAKEN BY SHADOWS AND SHE'S GOOFY AND SHE FORGETS THINGS ALL THE TIME AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH AUGHHHHHH

13. Worst blorbofication

Maxwell is either the worst horrible bastard to exist or a big secret softie. Dear lird he has nuances. He can be both but he doesn't fall on the extreme end of either like people depict. He's unpredictable from other's perspectives but it's still very calculated, which is a hard balance to maintain but it's there. Ideally he should make me want to drop him off a cliff but still maintain some sympathy for him and want to study him to see how much further he can mess up

Also Wilson getting reduced to "SCIENCE!" which both fanon and canon has done ! Stop ! It's not funny and quirky !

#asks for sky #mahkari #still working on the wickerbottom/wanda/charlie ask by the way #! #just a lot to type

[aftout]

Tell us about the crazy don't starve takes then

TAKE ONE: Wagstaff actually has MANY creatures from the constant hidden away in his lab. MULTIPLE. A lot of them are dead, but the carcasses are still valuable resources. That spider who ate webber got the easy way out, if anything.

TAKE TWO: Wortox is color blind. He’s got Tritanopia, to be more specific: cannot tell the difference between purple & red, pink & yellow, and blue & green. The only reason he knows the exact color of his fur is because of his mama.

TAKE THREE: Genny ends up adopting Wickerbottom’s old cat after finding it roaming about the library’s rubble.

TAKE FOUR: The pigs are actually well-versed in necromancy, hence the reckless rushing into battle and the touchstones.

TAKE FIVE: The pig king is Wilba’s dad. He and Queen Malfalfa got a divorce waaayy back and he ran off to start his own kingdom with his own people; most of which were also affected by the werepig curse.

TAKE SIX: Excessive use of shadow magic makes Maxwell physically sick as well as lowering his sanity. Coming back to his senses after summoning multiple shadow duelists or helpers can— and often does— cause him to vomit.

TAKE SEVEN: On the topic of Maxwell using shadow magic: it’s far from pretty. Nightmare fuel seeps out from his eyes, nose, and mouth.

TAKE EIGHT: Wormwood’s speech patterns are a result in him not being fluent in English. As Alter’s kin, his mother tongue happens to be the language spoken by the ancient civilization.

TAKE NINE: One of Them happens to be everything all at once, a physical form that constantly shifts and morphs so quickly that it can barely be considered physical at all. For one second it’s nothing more than a frog, the next it’s a shadow weaver, and then for just a moment it’ll be the worst version of yourself.

TAKE TEN: The Charlie that actually sits upon the throne is barely intact. Shadows hold her rotting bones together and pure horror seeps out from her slack jaw. The more power she displays as queen, the more her human body wilts.

TAKE ELEVEN: Since Maxwell never had control over every layer of the constant, whatever the Krampii are up to has been unbeknownst to him for ages. All he knows is that their bags have wormhole properties and that unnerves him a bit.

TAKE TWELVE: Willow is Wickerbottom’s granddaughter. Becoming a mother herself at nineteen, Wicker’s relationship with her own daughter was somewhat strained, and they lost contact the second said daughter was old enough to run off on her own. Neither Willow nor Wickerbottom are aware of their shared blood until way later down the line.

TAKE THIRTEEN: If Wanda crosses her eyes, her double vision gives her a fuzzy glance into a mirroring timeline. Doing this gives her awful migraines, though.

TAKE FOURTEEN: Wheeler and Wolfgang end up becoming super good friends! Not only are they training buddies, but Wheeler also helps Wolfgang with his bravery.

TAKE FIFTEEN: Wilba and Wurt overcome their prejudices by bonding over how inaccurately Mermio and Pigliet portrayed their respective peoples. They end up rewriting the book together.

TAKE SIXTEEN: Jack, Wendy&Abigail’s mom, and Genny end up becoming close friends. They work together trying to expose Voxola as corrupt.

TAKE SEVENTEEN: Woodlegs has been in the Constant for so long that he’s forgotten he was ever on Earth to begin with.

TAKE EIGHTEEN: Wilbur actually knows a fair amount about the Constant’s history, including tidbits about the ancient civilization as well as the mythology of Them. Unfortunately, no one can understand what he’s saying, so it’s not like he can share any of it.

TAKE NINETEEN: Walter has a younger brother named Theodore. He still sends the pine-tree pioneers letters asking if they’ve managed to find Walter.

TAKE TWENTY: Lucy is Woodie’s wife who died by getting crushed by a tree. She haunts his axe specifically since it was a gift she gave him on one of their anniversaries.

TAKE TWENTY-ONE: Speaking of, Woodie isn’t even sure where his curse originates from. It’s an age-old family tale. All he knows is that the Constant’s magic levels have made it significantly worse.

TAKE TWENTY-TWO: Wes was actually there for the whole portal building thing Maxwell and Wilson did pre-dst. Wilson freed him from that invisible box, it’s not like he had anywhere better to run off to. He didn’t necessarily help build any of it, though, he was just there for moral support.

TAKE TWENTY-THREE: The way Wendy calls upon Abigail isn’t quite as dainty as portrayed in game. She carries a little purse around with her that has all of the requirements for this to be successful; which includes a ritual knife and Abigail’s ashes. Using her own blood and the remnants of her sister, Wendy can summon Abigail out from the flower she possesses.

TAKE TWENTY-FOUR: Wanda’s ageless watch explodes when she dies. Lol. And instead of leaving behind a skeleton, she leaves behind this weird static called life essence. It’s required that you preserve it if you want to be able to resurrect her.

TAKE TWENTY-FIVE: Maxwell’s parents wanted him to be a lawyer. Jack was the only one who supported the idea of him being a magician. Tough!

TAKE TWENTY-SIX: Wormwood is half tree guard. That’s why he’s so ffffucking tall. The gem Alter sent down to the Constant’s surface took control over a dead tree guard and then suddenly the city of Hamlet had a new royal gardener. Life is so silly!

TAKE TWENTY-SEVEN: Wigfrid’s real name is Anita and is actually a child prodigy. She absorbs herself in her role for a sense of purpose because acting is all she’s ever known.

TAKE TWENTY-EIGHT: Wilson is Wagstaff’s nephew 👎

TAKE TWENTY-NINE: Klaus absolutely despises mortal beings because they took his eyes. Bwaaamp 🎺

#i swear there’s more than this im just not remembering. hi. #asks #dst: a clock’s cruelty (au)