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[random-jot]

Attention ladies!

If your man:

Has won scores of bloody wars

And mopped the floors with his foes

Eviscerated peasants from their heads down to their toes

That’s NOT your man, that’s… uh… ah… uh… oh, you know what I forget his name actually 🤔

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