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| July! | Birthday Boys HCs

Just some headcanons to end the month (I’ll be back in August) and celebrate some of our birthday boys!

[3] Neji Hyuga, [7] Kiba Inuzuka, [15] Shikaku Nara, [17] Genma Shiranui, [23] Sasuke Uchiha (separately) x Reader (gender neutral (you))

Prompt: When you get into an argument...

Warnings: Some possessive behavior, established relationship, reader called ‘brat’ [Sasuke], mean/teasing behavior. Fluff.

A/n: I had zero idea what to do for the prompt so I just chose a basic one. First time writing headcanons... and I definitely need to practice more.

Neji Hyuga - July 3rd

It doesn’t matter what kind of argument, Neji is absolutely 99.99% sure he is correct and you are in the wrong.

But he doesn’t want you to feel that bad about it, just let you know of his intelligence superiority (*insert eye roll*).

Kind of mean about it and very calm and collected, of course smirks if you yell at him since he knows you’ll be embarrassed when you realize your supposed stupidity.

Give it a little time, and he’ll make you come around, no matter how stubborn you are. Why want to be right when you can do what he wants to do and thinks is best, I mean he is your boyfriend/husband after all… you trust him…

The rare chance he is wrong? Well… you might have to get Lee and Tenten over to get him to admit it with their constant prodding. Or you just give up because the chance of him changing his mind about something is almost zero.

Will of course apologize for his behavior weeks later when you really don’t care anymore to close the issue without feeling his own embarrassment though it’s rarely a huge issue.

Kiba Inuzuka - July 7th

Another man obsessed with the smirking, let’s be real. Unfortunately for you, that smirk is one he’s mastered and you almost can’t be mad at. It’s a special tactic you will learn to hate (and love).

Matches your volume and than scales it up 10%, because he’s the superior one even when he’s being stupid. You yell? He yells over you. You whisper? He’ll whisper over you as well. It’s infuriating.

He’s going to say what he wants to say first, so you have to wait your turn to make your counterargument.

Very self aware, knows he’s being dumb and an idiot but he doesn’t care, it’s about pressing your buttons because you do care.

What does he get out of it? Your expression is payment enough for his troubles. Thinks you’re very, very cute when you’re all mad and annoyed, slightly tired from arguing for so long as to him it’s a game.

He will NEVER apologize sincerely unless you cry, making you come crawling back to him no matter how bad he feels. It’s more enjoyable that way.

But if you do cry, then he’ll continue to whisper apologizes into the next month, and probably mention it on your next anniversary no matter how many times you say it’s okay and forgive him. He needs your constant approval.

Shikaku Nara - July 15th

He’s stoic, but he cares, obviously. You can just see it in his eyes.

His smile is subtle, yet hypnotic and you just can’t seem to get a grasp on how it gets you every single time.

If you’re really mad at him, he’ll give you space while contemplating what to do for maximum effectiveness. It’s time efficient and gives the best results.

He knows exactly what you need when you need it and in 5 minutes you’ll have your favorite foods and cuddles regardless of who started it, since it’s about you and he enjoys that time as well.

If you really did something stupid, then he might play around a bit. You go to blow off steam and slowly realize something about the alleyway shadows making you drawn back.

No partying for you, he knows what’s best and it’s unsafe. He wouldn’t want you to get hurt due to him, he’s much better than that. The safest place for you is wrapped up in his arms.

One apology is all you need, how could you get mad at him for long? It’s so much nicer for you both if you just comply, as stress is gone and you can reap the benefits.

Genma Shiranui - July 17th

He’s a tease.

Somehow there are more of those guys who are constantly smirking all the time, him being one. It’s probably one of the easiest expressions to make with a senbon in his mouth.

He’s fairly chill and laid back with more rationality than most men, so if it’s really something big then he just sits down and has a conversation with you.

Unless it really strikes a nerve he’d just accept everything you throw at him and move on with his life, because after a while of doing missions, he stopped caring about the little things as much.

You, however are not a little thing in his world. If you’re happy, he’s happy, and so sometimes its better to just admit defeat for the sake of said happiness.

Mind games are kind of his thing, and it’s hot, but it’s also really annoying sometimes. You’re mad he messed up the kitchen? His evil guilt trip puts a pause on your anger and you just end up cleaning it yourself. Truly despicable.

Arguments don’t happen often, since he’s not home most of the time and you often have to spend time being mad on your own when he leaves, another tactic of his. Mission timing is just way too convenient for him sometimes, bound to make you suspicious.

In the case you do hit a nerve, he’ll yell, but it won’t last long. It’s a rare occurrence, and you end up coming to a good compromise most of the time, so it’s never really a big deal.

Sasuke Uchiha - July 23rd

He doesn’t care. Really, he doesn’t.

You want something he doesn’t? He’ll ignore you, but if you decide to be particularly bratty and annoying, he’ll treat you accordingly.

“Shut up, brat, I’m working.” Did he take it to far when you just wanted to go get ice cream? Sure… but it doesn’t matter, you’ll be fine in an hour (hopefully).

Tears fall? It happens all the time… at least that’s what he justified it as. He feels a bit bad… but you’re still here and he has better things to do than listening to your blubbering.

You leave the house? No, not without his permission (he would never admit he was afraid of losing you…). He’s coming after you in two seconds and no matter how fast you run, he will find you and drag you back home and you will learn to not leave the house again.

No apologies then, you were still being bad and you were in the wrong. You keep yelling at him? You want more freedom? Brats don’t get freedom, you need him and he knows this is for the best.

You finally have had enough of his behavior? Then you finally get the “I’m so sorry…” you’d been waiting for. He breaks down, holding on to you for dear life and begging you not to leave. How could you go now? He needs you just as much as you need him (you wouldn’t really leave him but you’re fed up).

Only a one time occurrence of course, it’s constantly on his mind as he goes back to his usual self, making sure you never reach that point again and trying to better himself so he doesn’t even get close.

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