#text:blair

[zevonchanca]

text 💬 zair

Zevon: I think you'd look really shitty with green hair... we'll find out sometime soon for sure, though.

#//number 6 a taunting text! #text #text:blair #asublair #nottingblair

[marykatehood]

text 💬 blairkate

Mary Kate: I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One.

Mary Kate: Wait, wait, no, that's too sappy, PRETEND I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEND THAT.

#text #text:blair #asublair #nottingblair #random number 147

[wynnbellwether]

text 💬  blynn

Wynn: we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos”

Wynn: The answer is ME. I don't like Cheetos!

#text #text:blair #asublair #nottingblair #//random number 180

[jungleboyblake]

text 💬 blabla

Blake: YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don’t think she’s going to call you.

Blake: That's so fucking awesome, though. I stan.

#text #text:blair #asublair #nottingblair #//random number 63

[mikeymike-chang]

Text || Blair & Mike

Mike: Hey! I just got your gift! Thanks!

Mike: Did you make them yourself?

#text:blair #ashublair

[racheladale]

text 💬 rair

Rachel: 'Don’t worry, if we end up getting chased by a murderer, we’ll just split up. Whoever he runs after, sucks for them. That means you’ve got like, at least a 50% chance of survival if you come camping.'

Rachel: That was in the camping survival guide I found, but I don't get it! Why would you die? You could just make friends with the murderer and show them that killing people is mean!

#text #text:blair #asublair #nottingblair #//random number 200

[mauirps]

Text → Blair & Maddox

Blair: Come over?

#text:blair

[alice-johnson-reynolds]

[text]: well you executed it flawlessly. [text]: i did? oh thanks the powers that be because i thought i'd look like a hot mess. [text]: you know easy said i was too soft to play.

[text] Bite your tongue! Blair, you couldn’t be a hot mess if you tried.

[text] Easy? Well theres a name I haven’t heard from in a while. And too soft to play? You know what this means, right? 

#text:blair

[ayybeckett]

text ✉ blair

beck: come to me!!!!

#text:blair #I HOPE U SEE THIS #HES EXCITED

[rex-neeley]

[TEXT]: Yeah, I got a keg with my name on it in the middle of the living room. I think they thought I would have been offended but... I'm not. [TEXT]: I know you were, Neeley.

…..I think the real question is whether or not you plan on sharing such a wonderful gift with the rest of the world. 

                     —— This temporary insanity is really bringing me down. Such a major inconvenience. 

#text #text:blair #blair-bueller

[alice-johnson-reynolds]

[text]: congrats on your cannonball, little lady. [text]: you get extra points for flare and style.

[text] Thank you, thank you. That’s what I was going for. 

[text] Your jump was flaw free as well, princess.

#text:blair

[rebelling-vanderwoodsen]

[text] B.

Serena: B, Nate is back.

Blair: Oh.. well looks like I took a vacation at the perfect time. You two have catching up to do.

Serena: You are never going to forgive Nate, are you?

#text:blair #blair #text

[rex-neeley]

[TEXT]: I know, I know. I'm just keeping my head up, even if some assholes deliver a keg with my name on it yesterday. [TEXT]: Do I really have to get you flowers?

Back up. What was that about a keg?

                     You’re kidding right? I’m just fucking with you. Please don’t buy me flowers. 

#text #text:blair #blair-bueller

[rex-neeley]

[TEXT]: Of course I can, but It reads really bad. I sound like a crazy girl who comes home every night at 6am with her heels in hand and mascara running down her face. [TEXT]: Well maybe you should have courted me sooner?

I wouldn’t worry too much about it. Everyone and their mother knows that isn’t the kind of person you are. Who wrote it, anyway?

                   I’m going to go ahead and blame temporary insanity for my lack of timing. But minutes have passed. I’m over it. I expect flowers. 

#blair-bueller #text #text:blair

[rex-neeley]

[TEXT]: Don't go read that. Don't. It paints me in a negative light and I could only imagine how my father is going to react to this. [TEXT]: I'd hope you wouldn't because I'd have to check your mental health. Why does it feel backwards?

If you don’t want me to read it, then I won’t. But is there any chance that you can explain yourself? Or will he automatically believe the article?

            Well….I’m all for feminism. But my masculinity just bitch-slapped me in the face. 

#blair-bueller #text #text:blair

[rex-neeley]

[TEXT]: I didn't. Unless you're referring to the article where I'm made out to be a major alcoholic. [TEXT]: You might be.

Sorry? How have I not read this yet?

                    As if I’m going to say no to anything with the words “candy" and "bar" in it. However, I feel as though this is a little backwards. 

#text #text:blair #blair-bueller