#that this baked idiot right here is a postgrad at the top ranked (in my subject) university in the country who just got invited

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bold of you to assume the episodes of spongebob are in chronological order

#im high as shit and have rhe beginnings of a cold so i also took cold medicine #and im watching SpongeBob because my brain is on powersaver #and plankton just said he'd never done something that he had done in an earlier episode #and (again very high) all i could think was what if SpongeBob is ordered like memento #like out of order 10 min clips of bikini bottom #also i feel prophetic because i was just typing out that episodes with squidward and plankton interacting are so good #and then chum fricasse came on next and its the one where squidward tries to remodel the chum bucket #and again: stoned as a statue #btw i feel like compensating a bit here and just want to remind anyone who gives a shit #that this baked idiot right here is a postgrad at the top ranked (in my subject) university in the country who just got invited #to speak at another research conference #i dont want to jinx any of that and i dont want to brag but this post has me insecure about my intelligence