#the best part is i think they've forgotten one of them is wearing a hag eye so she's been seeing literally everything they do

[ruushes]

top 5 monster manual friendship candidates

oh excellent and challenging ask like how do you choose!! im going to pass over a few of the more obvious choices i.e. owlbears, myconids etc in favor of some less-considered potential

sorrowsworn - these guys just need friends. like that's the literal definition of two of them. many arms to hug with. an outstretched hand to hold. the loneliest people are the kindest, the saddest people smile the brightest,

green hag - notoriously difficult to befriend but if you could get one genuinely on side you'd have the coolest grandma ever. my players have a hag patron w/ whom they communicate via soup and who is definitely not waiting for the right moment to cash in on all those deals they made

succubus/incubus - the work/life balance in the sexy devil industry seems completely wack and i'd bet they'd appreciate someone they could just relax with and be themselves around

gray render - canonically loyal! fiercely protective! forms lifelong bonds! likes to snuggle!

drider - friendship or... something more...? 😳👉👈

#the best part is i think they've forgotten one of them is wearing a hag eye so she's been seeing literally everything they do #granny is watching :) #talkin #didnt make the cut: #the tarrasque (might as well try) #gelatinous cube (more of a pet than a friend yet still a bond) #(kind of like how some ppl who keep insects say it's less abt feeling loved by the pet as it is caring for and delighting in its existence) #Zuggtmoy/Demon Queen of Fungi/Lady of Rot and Decay (pretty sure she's single) #asks