#the bouquet was gonna b tossed AS was the pot AND the platter

[orcelito]

i got this like. acacia wood platter w/ leather handles on the side, about a foot and a half in diameter. they were gonna throw it out at work but it looked so NICE so i stuffed it in my backback (it BARELY fit) & then took it home

so now i have this fancy wood platter and i have No idea what im supposed to do with it

#speculation nation #to be fair i also have a giant metal pot from work that i Also have no idea what to do with #it. is being used as dumbbell storage (for dumbbells that i Do Not Use) #i put the platter on the table and im just like. lookin at it like. what the Fuck are u gonna do #idfk man but it sure does look nice. barely even used. mine now. #add it to the collection of Random Items Taken From Work #including a mini fake bouquet. TWO teal wash rags. a dog on a stack of books statue. and a set of male and female bathroom signs #i still need to do smth with those signs lol i literally stole them and then had a whole horrible life time and so they just #theyre still sitting on my table in the baggy i snuck them out in. idfk #oh did i say steal i mean liberated. they werent getting used so theyre mine now #just like i liberated the dog and the towels #the bouquet was gonna b tossed AS was the pot AND the platter #so only HALF of these r me stealing- ahem- liberating from work #for legal purposes this is all a joke #lksdjflskdfj ok REALLY it's just lil things that arent missed. im giving them a home. getting rid of the clutter at work #god knows we threw out SO much shit today. me taking a pair of signs that have no use there anymore is not evil by any means #and i really need to find a good use for them. i own a pair of male and female bathroom signs and i NEED to use them for smth hilarious