#the deranged interior design impulse that has made me commit to:

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Me: it's fine I'll go to IKEA and buy a new sofa like an adult

The deranged interior designer who lives in my head and who has never had a good idea in her life: we could buy a Balzac armchair and just continue to have no friends that aren't made of felt

eBay: did you know there's a Balzac sofa and it's only £4000

Me, now a thousand listings deep and cross referencing with auction houses at 1 am: no this is fine we are fine this is normal I am a normal woman who will buy a stranger's butt print for multiple thousand pounds

#interior design #the deranged interior design impulse that has made me commit to: #designer paint #handpainted murals #imported coffee table i immediatepy scratched #the dining chairs i literally had to buy a new flat to have somewhere to put #the vision though #the VISION