#the doc sure does exist 🤷

[crossbackpoke-check]

a doc of omega yamo being a nuisance, you say?

well…

#the doc sure does exist 🤷 #me waiting to post this until i had compiled all the tags into the doc so it wasn’t just the empty doc i started with good intentions #that just said ‘yowling’ #and then me not even doing that 😭 what’s in the doc right now? absolutely unhinged shit from ANOTHER yamo post. why #liv in the replies #anon i love you so much. this is the correct method to get me to do things (be interested) (bully me a little) (i have to write FOR someone) #maybe if i actually write something for omega yamo being a nuisance i will post snippets #and not have to create elaborate rules about posting them. also i keep telling myself it helps to be like. home & functioning to write #& maybe if i chilled the fuck out a little bit i would have the time to do fun things i like but i feel like i have been saying #‘ok once i get through this [semester/summer/working/class/season]’ for like. three years now but also i don’t feel like i have stopped ever #in my life so that may also be part of the issue. anyway! in the mindset now that i have to make time for things that bring me joy/creative #because otherwise there will never be time #but also telling myself that like. i work seven days a week 8.5-9 hours a day plus commute/classwork so it’s ok to only be able to come home #& do Adult Tasks & write my coursework requirements & ALSO i’m doing my fucking applications which i really really need to do & should take #priority & i am going to need to work very hard to do because. i don’t want to do them :) #so!!!! this is your daily tag dump on a post which it is not relevant to (on brand for me) #but also the point was to say thank you i love you please have 0 expectations because i don’t want to disappoint you #but i love your encouragement and am not taking it to be any pressure!! i just have to preface bc i am like this

[confetti-critter]

Random 🎂 facts:

-it can change its colours and appearance at will, but seems pretty insistent on looking Like That

-it can change the colours of other things so if you want something to be a different colour, it can help. (just hopefully you want it to be obnoxiously bright. If you want the thing to be a dull colour you'll have to ask it really nicely because it takes more effort. Beige is impossible though)

-its deely-bopper antennae colour and the brightness of its fur are tied to its emotions (when it's really sad or upset, it gets duller in colour. It might even go completely colourless!). If it's super happy it might start shining all over

-Its blood is thicker than human blood and is prismatic (I would go with some bright solid colour but thats a homestuck thing I'm pretty sure). saliva+tears kinda have a gasoline-on-concrete effect

-if you were to put your ear up to its antennae, it would sound like a burnt out lightbulb (what, you've never shaken a burnt out lightbulb and put your ear to it? Next time a lightbulb in your house goes out shake it and put it to your ear), and also it would feel like an old tv screen

-its "nose" also feels like an old tv screen (is it actually a nose? there's no nostrils....) and if you touch it you'll most definitely get a little static shock

-its eyes are probably the same way, but don't touch its eyeballs pls :(

-despite sounding like lightbulbs, its antennae aren't fragile like them. (Idk if they can ever crack/break but if they did, that wouldn't turn out well I think)

-it doesn't blink often, but when it does it makes a lil cartoony noise (like the "squemp" from spunch bob)

-it's always moving in some way (even if it's just whisker+antennae wiggles)

-it can sprout insect-like wings out of its back, but it hurts and makes a horrible ripping sound so you don't want to watch that. The wings can shed and regrow

-Its insides definitely look more alien than human, probably more insectoid (maybe it even has…..mechanical parts??)

-when escaping a situation it prefers to sorta.....pop out of existence. It can only do this in short distances, and if you're around it when it happens your ears pop like you're on a plane

-its voice sounds like a mixture of insect chittering and a garbled voice I heard once when I had sleep paralysis (my eyes were half open and everything was wavy, and the voice came from behind my door and I somehow knew it was an alien's voice. :3 tee hee)

-its laugh is sort of like the sound laminate paper makes, and it can make all sorts of cartoon-y noises

-it doesn't seem to need to eat/drink, but it does anyway, preferring sugary drinks/baked goods/candy. It can also eat non-food things and not get sick

-it's sensitive to smells/sounds/feelings. When it's good its GOOD YIPPEE!!!!!! 🎉 But when it's bad it's BAD YUCK HISSSSS!!!!!!!!! 😡

-if you ask anything about it it'll just sorta shrug (where'd you come from? Do you have like....a spaceship? What's your gender? What's your sexual orientation? How old are you?🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷)

-Jermaine (the assistant manager of the fun centre that 🎂 lives in) says that it must be "at least in its late 20's" because it rickrolled him once

-(they don't talk face to face, just through word docs on the same office computer from time to time. Jer types a message while he's working and 🎂 replies after hours when it's up)

#fursona #sorry for typing so much I had more to write than I originally thought #oc F #personable