#the federation probably involved forever bbh and baghera

[the-crimson]

I’ve seen some people thinking the black shulker box entity is still a third party and was intercepted by the federation… while this is a good theory I have doubt.

Specifically because the black shulker box in the federation election building that has been there since the buildings creation. Inside was a book that said “desfruta la isla” with black signs with :) on every side - almost mocking us. Maybe that was a clue. A clue from the beginning that Cellbit was being played all along and we just didn’t have the perspective to see it

The books and things Cellbit got were out of character because the federation knew it had to be to get Cellbit to do what they wanted. If they made it obvious it was cucurucho - or the federation in general - then he wouldn’t have followed their bait with such ferver.

The federation played all of us and I can’t wait to see what happens next

#qsmp #crimson speaks #the federation probably involved forever bbh and baghera #because like Cellbit they are working against the federation #and they needed that to make Cellbit trust the information #distance it from the fed as much as possible #so he’d keep dancing on their strings

[sannylity]

Here’s a really cute involvement of Slimeriana in QSMP’s current lore.

You know how ever since they saved Cellbit and Felps from the Federation, they’ve been skeptical about having a traitor between them. And it’s not just Baghera or Forever being skeptical with Jaiden working with Cucurucho but they actually have a couple people in mind.

Baghera wants more information regarding the people who hasn’t been seen at all to get a lead, which would include Wilbur, Spreen, Charlie and Mariana.

They haven’t heard of Charlie and Mariana in a while but word has it that they’ve been living in complete solidarity distant from everyone else since their daughter’s passing. On one hand, BBH thinks they should leave them alone since they are a grieving couple, on the other hand, Baghera and Forever seems to agree that no one should be an exception from being a suspect, grieving or not.

And so, they invite the couple over, to which they turn them down, saying they want to be left alone, that they just want to live in peace.

Unfortunately, with the help of Roier, they are taken into questioning.

Imagine how their separate interrogations would be.

They’re smitten over questions asking about each other. How they met, why they got married, what they’ve been up to, etc etc. They go batshit insane and unhinged about certain topics like infidelity, veganism, doing things for both an angel and satan…

Charlie gets flustered over questions about meeting Mariana, embarrassed over the fact that he had a crush on him first. He still gets extremely jealous when Foolish is brought up and he keeps insisting he wanted to go home because Mariana is cooking a new recipe for dinner.

Meanwhile, Mariana is totally enamored talking about Charlie, admitting that he thought Charlie’s a little crazy for his taste but eventually realizing he had a thing for his craziness. He gets too in depth and in detail about their sex life without even being prompted, probably scarring Forever and Baghera for life. But hey, if that would make the interrogation process much faster, he’d gladly talk about that one time he spat in his husband’s mouth.

Though, when they made the wrong move of asking about Juanaflippa, both Charlie and Mariana react the same way. It’s like being with different people. They turn serious and dangerous all of a sudden. Despite BBH telling them that the couple is not a threat, Forever and Baghera contemplate about reaching for their swords when they are warned to choose their next words very carefully. BBH had to diffuse the situation somehow before they were let go.

They are thanked for their time and they leave. Unfortunately for the couple, their display of tenacity only makes them more suspicious.

Somewhere in the distance, Mariana is complaining about the long trip back home and Charlie offers him a piggyback ride.

While people make them out to be potential villains, they are actually just the most unbothered couple on the server, living their best life lol

#slimeriana #slimecicle #el mariana #qsmp #qsmp shipping #qsmp mariana #qsmp slimecicle

[svtskneecaps]

i translated antoine's books under the cut

alright a few disclaimers first:

i'm an american; don't take these as gospel. i studied 7 years of classroom french. these are my qualifications.

i've left translators notes. these are marked as [TN: note] or simply within [square brackets].

antoine wrote part of forever's book prior to the second debate; i don't know when they were written. antoine's notes from after the second debate are marked.

cellbit's book was written entirely after the second debate.

these are just forever and cellbit's books as written by antoine. i don't have screenshots for the rest. maybe i'll track those down at some point (feel free to send screenshots and/or timestamps where the books are visible)

i included my screenshots for individual verification purposes; pardon the quality; you don't want to know how i got them.

if you redistribute the translation, keep the disclaimers. i don't care if you credit me just make sure people know where this came from

FOREVER:

Probably the person who wants to become the president the most. He's deeply involved in the lore of the island even if he doesn't communicate everything and hides information [TN: literally "truncates/shortens" information]. Close to BBH and Baghera. The three had very strange attitudes which are [fading/reducing] with the presidential election (withholding information, secret meetings). He seems to be moving away from the line of thought of Baghera and BBH. Wants to be president, but is part of the people who say they don't really want to be president. Relation with Cellbit a little strange and nebulous. Made a "safe space" in the favelas, I think it's mostly for him. People can have meetings anywhere, why have them only in a place provided by Forever himself? Does a lot of research on the island and takes initiative for the common good. Possibly the best choice for president, but the power already corrupts.

[ANTOINE'S UPDATES FROM THE SECOND DEBATE START HERE:]

Note: I take back what I said when I said "possibly the best choice for president". He doesn't listen [and] transforms this into an ego battle, which his sidekick [TN: "comparse", can also mean "stooge" lmao] Cellbit confirmed. Is ready to betray the people who have surrounded him (BBH & Baghera) for a long time for access to power. Has trouble taking people seriously. He has "homme providenciel" syndrome. Which he isn't.

[TN: I think by "homme providenciel", literally "providential / heaven-sent man", Antoine may be referring to the concept of 'a person who appears in times of crisis and presents as an ultimate savior charged with a historical or divine mission' (paraphrased translation from the Wikipedia article here); apparently this is a common figure in imaginary politics]

CELLBIT:

Same problem as Forever, [central/main] character who appropriates [TN: "approprier" can also mean "adapts"] a lot of the things that the Brazilians have done. His greatest pleasure was hanging out with Cucurucho. Could he be the real Federation candidate? It's very clear that Elquackity is corrupt, no one in their right mind would vote for him. Elquackity is a distraction, a lure. [Cellbit is] More dangerous than Forever. He speaks much better, is more composed, gets angry less quickly. Knows more than he says, don't give him more power than he already has.

#qsmp #qsmp antoine #qsmp forever #qsmp cellbit #if i see hate for forever or cellbit on this post i WILL throw hands #if i see hate for antoine on this post i will ALSO throw hands #shut up vic #block game brainrot #god i hope the keep reading works it's gonna be humiliating if it doesn't #sometimes keep reading links decide to just screw me over lol #anyway be mature you fucking fucks or i'll knock your teeth down your throats thx <3