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powerdadbatman · 6 years

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JL thoughts

Just came back from the cinema. Spoilers under the cut!

That very beginning!!! It felt so perfect and so painful.

SUPERBAT IS REAL OMG OMG OMGGGGGG

No really, Bruce is the most tsundere bitch to ever dere.

Seriously, “It’s not like you like me right? :)” and that fucking look on Bruce’s face I FUCKING CAN’T.

Like really, the entire movie feels like Bruce has a crush on Clark/Superman and I’m dying, I’m so blessed, it’s too much I’m not worthy.

“Looks like you have a date, miss Prince. Someone here has to have one.” A L F R E D, don’t you see Bruce isn’t dealing well with the death of his boyfriend?

Speaking of, motherfucking Sassmaster Killatron aka Alfred Pennyworth. He literally murdered Bruce multiple times on screen and each time I screeched with joy.

“Do you bleed?” ahahahahaha you tell him baby.

Although I admit I was a little underwhelmed with Clark’s return but it has more to deal with how I imagined it than the movie itself.

Glorious Kryptonian tiddies, you were missed.

ARTHUR CURRRRRRY, badass from start to finish, owner of some nice tiddies as well.

I’d like to thank whoever decided to show that Batman’s undersuit is indeed a two piece, it will come in handy in fic writing.

I don’t know how Ben does it but he’s so fucking hot every time he shows up on the screen. He’s so tall and beefy and has excellent shoulders to waist ratio... My friend said he looks exactly like the DCAU cartoons and... Wait, where was I going with this?

Oh yeah, I remember now: I don’t care what anyone says, those first minutes of Batman action in JL feel more Batman than the entire Nolan trilogy and Batfleck continues to shit on Bale Bats whole life. Fight me.

Gosh that Lois Lane plot device, I didn’t see it coming and teared up a bit.

Ray!!!!!!! I think Cyborg was handled really well, definitely a highlight.

I’m not sold on Ezra’s Barry tbh. My friends loved him and I see that he was designed for the “normie” audience but he doesn’t really speak to me. It can change though because Ezra is a tremendous actor. After watching JL, I really think he can become a movie star of his generation.

Amazons have some incredible action, I think it’s my favorite sequence of the movie.

And I love beefcake Amazonians and their sick abs of steel okay? I don’t fucking care if I lose my feminist credibility over this.

Movie was too jokey for my liking but eh, I can live with that.

Also I’m not mad at the soundtrack: it’s definitely not up to MoS, BvS or SuSq and more like something from Wonder Woman but it really doesn’t bother me that much.

It did feel too short: 10-20 more minutes wouldn’t hurt. I’m expecting WB to deliver 3 hour cut with more of Batman’s bare ass.

I know everyone’s currently busy with ripping Whedon to shreds but to me it still feels and LOOKS like a Zack Snyder movie.

Overall it was SUCH A RIDE. I saw people saying that it feels like a DCAU movie and I totally agree. BvS remains my favorite because I love muh dark and gritty aesthetics but JL is a solid flick that shows more lighthearted side of comicbooks. Definitely more kid friendly, too.

Here comes pettiness: I’m soooooooooo glad the rumors about wonderbat were untrue :) Don’t get me wrong, their relation is still very will they-won’t they but at least it wasn’t explicit.

“How did you get the house from the bank?” “...I bought the bank.” MY BABIES

Barry’s and Clark’s rivalry. I snorted, it was fucking cute.

THE FINAL AFTER CREDIT SCENE. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUCK.

And oh yeah, I want my missing scenes from the trailers WB.

#jl spoilers #justice league spoilers

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