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#the loyalty of two losers downbad and devoted
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I never payed any mind to Young and Collins until I stumbled across your blog and now I’m ASHDJDKS-ing because both times John got fouled Trae checked on him and then they walked down the court with their arms around each other 😫
YESSSSS my POWER my INFLUENCE !! my MALEWIFE GIRLBOSS P R O P A G A N D A !! it's about DRIVE it's about POWER it's about the CARING of a MAN from another MAN
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LIKE... FOR INSTANT...CE (instance) .... hawks vs cavs play-in... A HUGE john collins malewife era. There's him sitting on the bench all hunched forward because he can't be a normal person chillin in some fancy smancy clothes NOOO he HAS to be IN the game COACHING AND OBSERVING diligent!! from the SIDELINES in stupid athletic clothing. Long sleeve white running jacket wearin ass. can't sit like a normal person ass. Kyphosis causin ass. Gay ass. Anyways, here's him (a normal man) normally watching trae normally a normal Amount. All is Good. . for Now.
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TRAE HURT ?!?!????? TRAE HURT!!! TRAE HURT TRAE HURT ⁉️⁉️
why is john.. literally like. Cringing over it ? He looks like he's in more pain than trae, WHO IS IN ACTUAL PAIN??? LOOK AT HIS ARMS??? they go WHUHHUH?!??!? almost IMMEDIATELY. Like hes gonna just jump into the game and start whoopin some ass unwarrantedly all because his tiny comfort man got hurt ! ALSO... notice how John is the first to react to trae getting hurting.. literally no one else doin it like Him. It really makes you wonder just How he noticed so Fast ? ( he's gay and he was watching trae the entire time from the sidelines. . . You know... just... responsible team captain thaaangz. . .)
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'TRAEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!! TRAE!!! TrA E !!?!?? DID SOMEONE PUNCH YOU IN YOUR P*NIS TRAE?!??!?!?? DO YOU WANT ME TO PUNCH THEM IN T H E I R P*NIS?? I'LL PUNCH THEIR P*NIS , TRAE !!!!! I WILL! FOR YOU! J U S T for YOU!!!! TRAE!!! HANG ON BUDDY!!!' meanwhile trae just landed funny.. no one hurt him.. no one punched him in his p*nis.. John is just panicking and he's STILL the only one who's noticed.
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John immediately crosses into court and calls a timeout because he has that homosexual power. And, as per usual, is RIGHT at trae's side like a concerned soccer mom seeing her kid get concussed by the boy with the bun. Wait. Are those. The Kanye Crocs. That's so. Im not gonna say anything actually. But that Did just add so many loser points to military brat John's cringe collection..
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John then is the only teammate to help trae up. He probably orchestrated his solo help because he was literally watching trae the whole time and taking up all the close space around him. Unreasonable unhinged gay behavior we Love to See it. They are so tender... and only They can understand.... their weird little love
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Real John milf body build right here. Oh and also the hand still on trae's arm even after trae is safely up... look at john .. lingering.. clinging to another man. So inspirational man
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Trae then swings his arm around the help's shoulder so he can hobble back through the tunnel, but he accidentally swings off john's hand holding which is :( saddening :-(. John's a little upset by it but he still follows like a pitiful little puppy because he is but a simple dumbass in love with an evil little being
#malewife girlboss love cannot be toppled!#i gotta give yall the deets n differences on the girlbosses who get topped (kyle) and the girlbosssz who top (trae) tho#but for now... we focus on The Loyalty#the loyalty of two losers downbad and devoted#john being raised an orderly military man who loves to follow rules almost religiously#vs him falling in love with the baddest (and by bad i dont mean hot edgy bad but just bad in general: looks voice actions thoughts)boy trae#not in the sexy getaway on a motorcycle opposites attract because good loooves bad#but in the 'they both connect because theyre both dumbasses with more noticeable differences but nonetheless dumb'#the way they both watch out for the other... them being the first ones to each others side...#overreacting and ready to fight for their bf who probably just tripped on his own feet#theyd fight the dirt for each other and i Love that for them#john would scold the dirt&wag his finger while threatenin 'groundin the ground' then end up laughin2hard at his own stupid pun to remember#while trae would probably pour acid in the dirt or smthin#but theyd both punch it most definitely#nothin fulfills me more than somehow robing others into my multishipper schemes#my porpoise... my GOAL!!#trae gotta make sure john is alright!!!!! he cant risk losing him again!#he misses his malewife !!!!! having him trophy it up on the sidelines is NOT enough they need to be touching ALWAYS#nothing 'sus' about it <- yes there is there is So Much to be sus about actually like an overwhelming amount#im glad to have my gay ppl PROPAGANDA S P RE A D !!!! I care them so munch.. SO IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE OTHERS CARIN TOO!#now u shall be forever plauged by their boyfriend activities after every fall 😊😊 we love not being able to act normal#ted asks#john/trae#enjoyed this ask VERY much!!!!#their LOVE !!!
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