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asmodeus-682 · 4 months
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Random incorrect quotes
Castor: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Pollux: *chugs the whole bottle*
Castor:
Pollux: ...it's perfume
Lunar, very high: I love you..I love you so much..
Castor: uh-
Lunar: be quiet the cats are sleeping!
Puppet: you know, that shirt looks good on ya
Solar: uhm- thanks-?
Puppet: wanna know where else it'd look good?
Solar: sure??
Puppet: my bedroom floor ;)
Francine: what a h00ker?
Freddy: WHAT-?!
Foxy: where did you hear that-?
Francine: *points at FC* he say mister Lunar acts like a h00ker
FC: it is true though-!
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Lunar: Would you still love me if i was a worm?
Helpy: Of course! I'd keep you in my pocket!!
Sun: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Monty: No, that'd be gross
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*during Halloween*
Moon: Sun, we may need more candy
Sun: What? But there's only been like four kids!
Moon: Yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything
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Kill Code: Why is there a hole in the door?
Blood Moon: Simple, Eclipse smacked me, ran, and tried to hold the door closed so I couldn't go through the door
Bloody: So I went THROUGH the door!
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Sun: I bet I can jump this gap
Moon: Do it, bet you can't
Lunar: Ooh I wanna try too!
Moon: No no, It's too dangerous
Lunar: Then why is Sun allowed to?
Moon: Because his bones are too stupid to break
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Sun: Wow, I feel so happy right now!
Sun:
Sun, narrowing his eyes: Something's wrong
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Sun: I can't be trusted with a large stick
Moon: You are simply not strong enough to handle the power of The Stick
Sun: The power of The Stick corrupts my mind with thoughts of bonk
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Lunar: How is spring not everyone's favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys!
Moon: Allergies are a problem, y'know
Lunar: But PINK
Sun: And it's hot
Lunar: PINK!
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[Sun and Lunar are sitting on a bench]
Moon: Why do you guys look so sad?
Lunar: Sit gowb so we can tell you
Moon: *sits down*
Sun: The bench is freshly painted
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Earth: Why is Moon standing on a chair?
Kill Code: He likes to feel taller
Earth: And why is Sun also on a chair?
Kill Code: Moon is shorter than him and he refuses to let him be taller
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Lunar: So let's start by talking about the emotions you're feeling right jow
Blood Moon: Stabby
Lunar: Stabbing... Isn't really an emotion, it's more of an activity. Which I hope you don't do to me. See, emotion is more of a feeling
Bloody: Well, maybe I feel stabby
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Eclipse: If I'm really evil as you say I am, then let god strike me down where I stand!
[A powerful bolt of lightning strikes Eclipse but he's still standing]
Eclipse, to the sky: HA! Nice try jackass! Next time give it your A game!!
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Sun: It's pride month, you know what that means!
Lunar: I get to eat as many skittles as I want?
Sun: No, what has Monty been telling you?
Monty, walking in and pouring skittles in his mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch
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Earth: It's always self love o'clock! Love yourself or perish in love!
Sun: H-How do you perish in love?
Earth: I hug you so hard that your rib cage collapses
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Lunar: *coming out from the ballpit*
Moon: Hey, Lu, welcome ba- what the hell happened?
Lunar, covered is purple kiss marks, hearts floating around his head and smiling like an idiot: I saw Helpy
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Eclipse: If it's 1 sin or one 1,000 sins, you're still going to hell. So why not make it a billion and head down a legend?
Kill Code: Son, no!
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