#the tagged tab is full of blurry party pictures of course

[esteemed-excellency]

fuck it. neon future instagram

His profile is very nice but all the stories are terrible like "omw to fight that giant crab 😂😂" [blurry 3 seconds video with unintelligible screams in the background] or "chill reading evening" [grainy correspondence picture]

Don't look at his tagged tab.

References:

The profile pic is Clark Gable

τερψιχόρειος means Terpsichorean (the rose giveth etc etc)

Stadthaus means townhouse, I headcanon him having a casino at one point in the neon future

Upper middle pic is the Apollo Hall concert chamber at the Berlin Staatsoper

Upper right pic is Tallulah Bankhead in 1926

Middle left pic is Sugarplum <3

The other two pics in the middle row are the Spielbank Casino in Postdammer Platz

Bottom left is the Heidelberger Platz metro station in Berlin

The remaining pictures are from random restaurants

#the tagged tab is full of blurry party pictures of course #i downloaded canva for this shdjfkgg #the template is the first one i found searching for “insta template” #fallen london #hiram moodboard #fallen london oc #hiram hargrave #neon future #my moodboard