#the yachtfather yells

[dadboat-fr]

so on brand, such a hard decision ahead of me, what a lovely 4/20 hatch uwu

#the yachtfather yells #eyestrain

[dadboat-fr]

Taifead is all gened up & as soon as she's an adult i'm slapping spillways on her (by anduins!!!) please stop by and give her a like if you like!

ALSO she is the official keeper of the mass hatch 2024 hatchling list! all hatchlings are included and are almost all in chronological order of hatching unless i messed up which is possible! there were apparently 332 of them so i think a few mixups are allowable :')

#the yachtfather yells #fr eyestrain #fr dragon share

[dadboat-fr]

finally some delicious food

#the yachtfather yells

[dadboat-fr]

my keepers from the mass hatch! two very colorful cuties!

orchid/banana/cyan, wind rare eyes

robin/bubblegum/sky, shadow common eyes

#the yachtfather yells #fr dragon share #eyestrain

[dadboat-fr]

what if i told you there are over 40 g1s on the AH over here for 25g/kt or less................................. what if. that would sure be crazy huh

#the yachtfather yells #i am making good use of today's noct exalt bonus and you should too! so you can snag one of these bbs :) #fr dragon sales

[dadboat-fr]

hey hi hello guess what i'm doing again this year!!! this time there are 320 eggs bc i am allergic to restraint and have no impulse control!!!!! it'll be on tuesday, april 2nd, starting at 12pm/noon EST (approximately anyway) and will have the birthday eggstravaganza discord server open for additional chit chat and image sharing!!! if you want a ping on here, or to join the server so i can ping you there when the stream starts, pls reply to this post. it'll be a smaller turnout i think bc it's on a weekday this year but i'm still excited to hang with whoever can tune in c:

#eye strain #eyestrain #the yachtfather yells

[dadboat-fr]

also if anybody hatches g1s during notn w any of these pri/sec color combos. i want them. please. grabby hands

fuchsia/sand

fuchsia/brick

magenta/sand

magenta/brick

sand/magenta

sand/fuchsia

brick/magenta

brick/fuchsia

tert/eye colors do not matter too much but obviously the more they match the more i'd offer! lol

#the yachtfather yells #one has already been exalted sobs

[dadboat-fr]

rare pinkerton w?????

#the yachtfather yells #THANK YOU SIR

[dadboat-fr]

new ancient on wednesday... lights my sad stubby little candle and wishes yet again for a new gene set that lets tangerine have the pretty deep cool purple it gets in pin/trail... please....... please............

#the yachtfather yells #i just want a little more in the way of options.........

[dadboat-fr]

hatched 6 doubles in total yesterday (plus lots of close misses but. less exciting lol.) all p cute but not quite what i'm looking to keep...

cobalt/cobalt/blackberry, water unusual eyes

leaf/leaf/slate, shadow common eyes

algae/iris/algae, earth common eyes

rust/sanguine/rust, ice bright eyes

stonewash/blush/blush, shadow pastel eyes

amethyst/banana/amethyst, ice common eyes

the amethyst/banana xyx has an intended home already but the rest will be on the AH soon!

#the yachtfather yells #fr capsule #capsule gene

[dadboat-fr]

random name generator hit me with a one-two punch this morning

#MLP straight to homestuck. aight #the yachtfather yells #fr jaguar #jaguar gene #fr peacock #peacock gene

[dadboat-fr]

wc wadnesday.................

i'd have more if i weren't so against paying that much for a single gene scroll :')

#the yachtfather yells #capsule gene #fr capsule #fr tapir #tapir gene #fr jaguar #jaguar gene #fr stitched #stitched gene #first 5 r g1s the rest r ... not g1s?? g2+s??? help me

[dadboat-fr]

am i imagining things or are chest & egg drop rates way lower than years previous???

i will fully admit it may just be that i need to grind more or be patient but 40 chests opened and not a single egg??? pls rngesus my mass hatch depends on thee

#the yachtfather yells

[dadboat-fr]

siblings who do not look like siblings at all

#might sell the banana/gold xxy?? unsure................. #the yachtfather yells #fr stitched #stitched gene #fr keel #keel gene #fr multigaze #multigaze tw

[dadboat-fr]

when the maintenance announcement doesn’t have “boring maintenance” in the tags

#the yachtfather yells

[dadboat-fr]

my fodder aberration pair keeps giving me cuties. stop it that's not what you're here to do!!! pats their little heads anyway

#the yachtfather yells