#thelostexperiment

[askrossiel]

(@thelostexperiment )

The black buzzard boops you

"This is a game more than one can play, you masked mischief!" -wiggles her fingers toward his beak menacingly-

#thelostexperiment #collin is not immune to the boop-pocalypse

[lucy-buzzard]

(@thelostexperiment) Collin gave Lucy trick by walling up the doors and windows with toilet-paper rolls and duct-taped securely to make it difficult to break out of.

Lucy, dressed as a classical vampire, was coming back from a Halloween Party at her friend's place only to see Collin vandalizing her home with toilet paper and duct-tapes.

"What are you doing?" She asked in a menacing tone.

#thelostexperiment #lucy buzzard

[sympathy-for-thedamned]

(@thelostexperiment )

Collin just brazenly pop's out of a portal in front of Bradford, and just hugs his tight.

. . . No, he will not explain himself.

"Wait! What in the damned hell-" Bradford was taken off guard by that. Who body snatched Colin and what was going on?

#thelostexperiment

[running2re-duck-tion]

(@thelostexperiment) Collin: I'm curious of how it works. How about just a general 'card' reading for the festive day to come?

Susan: Um... Maybe a 'card' reading to see if I'll find what I'm looking for?

@thelostexperiment

"For you Mr. Condor, we have the seven of pentacles:

It looks like you're going to have a successful Halloween; however you would measure that."

"And for you, Miss Spruce we have: Judgement

Odds are definitely in your favour that you'll find what you're looking for and have your answers eventually, though it may not be as soon as you'd like."

#thelostexperiment #tarot reading 2022

[buford--buzzard]

(@thelostexperiment)

Collin left a sealed envelope on Buford's desk, unsigned.

What an odd thing for someone to do? Who would even want to leave him a message in the first place? Also, what would they even need to tell him? He stared at the message in bewilderment for a few minutes before picking it up and reading over the contents.

@thelostexperiment

#thelostexperiment

[jonathancjones]

@thelostexperiment

Johnny was seated upon his throne, drinking his win casually as he stared at his treasure map, he was concentrating on where to go next and what ships would be around to plunder that he hadn't noticed a portal materializing in behind him. The pirate noticed a strange colored light shining on his map from over his shoulder. "Huh?" He turned his head only to meet with a strange vulture man, booping his snoot.

"What in the Seven Seas-" Before he could finish the question, he was gone as quickly as he appeared, leaving Johnny terribly confused.

#message in a bottle #thelostexperiment #i just imagine a portal appearing collin booping #then the potal pops out and i laugh

[pick-and-shovel-laborer]

(Suggesting a Headcanon meme. From @thelostexperiment)

Susan used to spam Scrooge's mail by sending a check every day of mini payment ranging from five dollars to a few cents. The habit started when Susan began her excursion all over the world, her family's farm was mortgaged under McDuck enterprise and she was always afraid of not having enough money and missing payments while she worked every part time and temp job she got across the globe. It was her only strategy to chip away at the installments before the official payments dates were due. Scrooge has gotten very familiar with the name "Susan Spruce" from those checks despite never meeting her. The micro payments suddenly stopped because she was marooned in the lost library of Alexandria until after Collin employed her and the next official payment date came- there was one last check that actually paid off the whole remaining mortgage (she still has student loans to pay off though). Because of this, she keeps as low of a profile as possible around scrooge when she and Collin have their encounters with him and his family, especially when they're using their villainous personas.

(I hope this headcanon isn't boring)

((Nah not at all. Sounds interesting. Accepted.))

[jose-ze-carioca]

Continued from x:

@thelostexperiment​

“I am fond of chocolates...when they are not bitten off of and perhaps....from the trash.  You are truly a man of class!”

#thelostexperiment #jose he's literally just giving you candy #but i mean

[big-chicken-man]

(thelostexperiment)

Collin, after careful consideration: "Hmm... How about, 'Roster on the Ritz', or just 'Ritz'?"

{Nicknames} || @thelostexperiment

"Think big, pal. I'm not just a snack, I'm the whole buffet."

#thelostexperiment #Ask Meme

[askrossiel]

(@thelostexperiment )

There's a tin of homemade gingerbread cookies from Collin and a new cloak from Susan under the Christmas tree.

"Aw, bless the pair of them." Rossiel happily slips the cloak on and gives it a twirl or two in front of her mirror, then settles down by the fire to enjoy the cookies.

#thelostexperiment

[lucy-buzzard]

(thelostexperiment)

💖 to whoever you want to pick

To Collin from Lavinia:

"Your hair is nice, I suppose."

To Susan from Lucy:

"I admire your dedication and patience when dealing with Collin."

#ask meme answered #lavinia labrador #lucy buzzard #thelostexperiment

[sympathy-for-thedamned]

(@thelostexperiment )

Susan: *comes back with a different cup of coffee* I got this one specifically for you... You like dark French roast, right?

He cautiously took the cup from her. "I do, I just hope you prepared it correctly."

#thelostexperiment #bradford no #that is not how you talk to women

[running2re-duck-tion]

(@thelostexperiment )

Collin gave Smolford an option for how he wants to celebrate Halloween this year. He feels it's important to give the child the freedom of choice. So at the breakfast table he asked;

"Would you rather dress up and go out trick or treating, or would you rather stay here and watch some Halloween cartoons and give away candy with Ms. Spruce and I? It's entirely up to you."

"I've never been guising... err, trick-or-treating before but... Halloween is very... different from how I remember it. It might be prudent to learn more about the holiday before participating..." The small vulture put a hand to his chin in thought. He also had no idea what he would dress up as.

"I think I'll stay in this year. If that's okay?" Asking like that was a force of habit - Collin had never forced him to do anything he didn't want to but... some habits are very hard to break.

#thelostexperiment #Smolford

[running2redemption]

@thelostexperiment liked for a starter with Brycen!

It had been a rough year.

He’d lost everything. F.O.W.L. His home... his family. If it weren’t for McDuck’s mercy he wouldn’t even have his freedom. Not that it amounted to much.

He’d been avoiding this place for as long as he could. But he had to face the past eventually. Had to clean this place out - it was his responsibility.

The sandstorm crashing his plane certainly made sure he couldn’t flake out this time.

As he roamed the empty halls, drifting in a sea of memories he could almost swear he heard voices...

#thelostexperiment #(I hope this works - if it doesn't or if something's unclear just say so) #Just Another Clone

[thelostexperiment]

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“I saw,” Brycen acknowledged her trailing explanation with a little amused smile, “You aren’t in trouble - I needed to empty the machine anyway, so really you saved me some work.”

The younger vulture put a hand on his hip, “But more importantly, who are you and how did you get here?”

"Oh..." Susan said as she put her hat back on her head. That was a relief, but she was still blushing from embarrassment. "I'm Susan... Spruce, and my plane got caught up in the sand storm outside and crash landed near here and I was just... taking shelter," she explained, "and, uh, then I ran into this guy." Susan looked to Mr. Buzzard who was still frozen like a kid who forgot his lines on stage. She gave him a little reassuring smile and wave. His eyes darted between the two of them for a second before he cleared his throat as he put the rubix cube he was grasping so tightly back into his coat pocket. "My name is... Mr. 'B. Buzzard'," he introduced as he pulled out the glasses case and held it up for Brycen to see like it was an ID card, "and I... live here??? At least, I've lived here for as long as I could remember, heh-heh..." he weakly quipped with a forced smile.

#(I'll be putting the liks up top) #(I'd feel bad leaving all the extra text to you to trim) #poor boy's nervous #mr. buzzard #brycen buzzard #susan spruce #cannon rp #first arc #library of the lost #the lost leading the lost

[pick-and-shovel-laborer]

(@thelostexperiment)

Scrooge gets booped by the Black Buzzard

"Hey! Don't you boop me!"

*reaches for his blunderbuss*