#then deciding against that bc i cant do romance actually and instead adopt several pets to fill the hugs void

[calamitys-child]

God a cute guy I met the other day asked me for a coffee and I feel like I'm Dying about it. I'm too aspec too neurodivergent and too damn out of practice. How do you tell the intent behind a coffee. Is it somehow unforgivably socially taboo to be like man I don't know how to even decide what my intent is get back to me in 3 months to twelve years and maybe my demi ass will have an opinion. How fucking quickly is it normal to form that opinion. Is it horrible of me to open with "im probably definitely aspec" or is it horrible of me to keep that quiet. Is it literally to talk about werewolves or is that somehow a euphemism. Is it shitty of me to be overthinking any of it this much. Is anyone expected to have answers to any of this. Can someone just take me out back and put me out of my misery.

#someone flirts with me WAHOO HELL YEA I LOVE FLIRTING #someone tries to in any way follow up on that flirting for more than twenty minutes: i have a tummy ache i have to leave right now #but they DO seem nice and i DO if nothing else love talking about werewolves and drinking coffee #so it probably will not kill me #but also. i hav a tummy ache right now #maybe i can in fact lead a perfectly fulfilled life just intermittently crushing on any friends ive had for over a year #then deciding against that bc i cant do romance actually and instead adopt several pets to fill the hugs void #and occasionally suck my pals off if im bored #maybe that actually is the best way to go about this #maybe i should run far away from any suggestion of dating forever and ever and lie in the sea (my wife) instead #i quite like being chaotically single and i do sincerely love all my friends so very deeply #none of the above suggestion is dismissive thats how ive been doing it and maybe i should just #not try to do anything else like . this wasn't Bad