#then everything sorta.... did a landslide into gay until we couldnt keep away from each other lmao

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#i just remembered that I first came out by going to the hospital #realized i had a crush on my then best friend now wife #we had a not date the next day #anyway i sneezed and popped my eardrum #they shot me full of hydrocodone #and my parents didnt take my phone so i started sexting her and confessed to two not friends i was in love with her #pretended i didnt remember for like a year lmfao #then everything sorta.... did a landslide into gay until we couldnt keep away from each other lmao #yunno before me confessing to her and her rejecting me and the whole hallmark movie of us getting together #anyway im drunk and i love my wife #taryn #hey taryn i love you #FUCK #howd i get so lucky honestly? #never thought anyone would love me as a kid i wasnt looking #managed to find her at 14 tho?? like woof howd i pull that off #HEY i think she's out of the shower!!!! #id say delete later but i wont