#then got stuck in the sewers and got rabies then became indebted from buying drugs to get inspiration for a ya novel

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cheryl’s eternal damnation to never get over the girl she dated in high school is so funny to me she’s just like if a girl loser had family fortune

#neither girlbossing nor girlfailing. while also doing both. women can do anything #i love her like you're telling me jughead became more well adjusted? i love that. weird guy who was homeless #as a teen then became gang leader then faked his death and solved his own murder #then got stuck in the sewers and got rabies then became indebted from buying drugs to get inspiration for a ya novel #then went back to his home town to chase alien conspiracies then saw the matrix of the multiverse then became 3 to be god of the multiverse #got over his high school gf just fine became bisexual through time magic and found love with someone new #while cheryl tried to steal her ex gf's throuple baby. lesbians are like this #i mean yes jughead had the advantage of being gay at the time of bughead but still. credit where credit is due #riverdale #thing